Dramacow Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / CZation / Ashe826 - "Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"

Peaches Demure

Liberate me ex inferis!
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Your metabolism typically takes two big dumps in your lifetime. Once in your late teens/early twenties and once in your late thirties/early forties. Alex's terrible diet is making the first one far more severe than it has to be.

Alternatively he's trying to gain weight so his boobs/butt get bigger and doesn't realize it's all going to his belly because he's both stupid and a man.
I like the saying "tits & ass don't count if you're fat".
 

berserkerarmor

finna aboutta go berserk
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began hyperveniltating at this. this dude has no ass. none. but he cares about his "tits" more then it not a fetish my ass. i am struglling to type this. please fuckign send he;[p i got on my comptuer to psot this.
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edit: yes this is a dubstep version of the foo fighter's the pretender.
 
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Corgo

Lolcow herding doggo
True & Honest Fan
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You have tits Alex, you were just looking in the wrong place.

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Alex must be one of those unlucky troons who gets no effect whatsoever from titty skittles. He will just keep whining about it endlessly instead of getting a job to save up for bolt-ons. Plus he seems to spend all of grandma’s money on shitty costumes that look hilarious on his obvious male body. Great use of money, Alex.
 

AbyssStarer

Missionary of the Birb Church
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You have tits Alex, you were just looking in the wrong place.

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Alex must be one of those unlucky troons who gets no effect whatsoever from titty skittles. He will just keep whining about it endlessly instead of getting a job to save up for bolt-ons. Plus he seems to spend all of grandma’s money on shitty costumes that look hilarious on his obvious male body. Great use of money, Alex.
Smoking makes his titty skittles less effective. I think he's been getting desperate and he's doing the next best thing he can think of to be feminine: wear women's clothing.
 

Amphitrite

Bringer Of The Rain
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He's just going to look like a fat dude.

Edit: lol "going to"
Kind of.

I think the issue at the moment isn't so much that he's fat, it's that he's pale and flabby. He doesn't look like he's carrying excess weight, more like what he has is distributed all wrongly. He has no muscle tone at all, none.

PS Alex lots of women have tiny titties too. They don't need them to validate themselves though so it doesn't matter.
 

AbraCadaver

The Frictional Anne Of Green Gables
True & Honest Fan
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Kind of.

I think the issue at the moment isn't so much that he's fat, it's that he's pale and flabby. He doesn't look like he's carrying excess weight, more like what he has is distributed all wrongly. He has no muscle tone at all, none.

PS Alex lots of women have tiny titties too. They don't need them to validate themselves though so it doesn't matter.
Yes but most women don’t have a fetish for their own tits.

Alex doesn’t want to feel validated, he wants a giant pair of jubblies to play with and wank off to, then show creeps on the internet so they can wank off too and he can feel wanted.
 

berserkerarmor

finna aboutta go berserk
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Who do you guys think it's taking these disgraceful pictures? I hope to god it's not grandma
these ones were at least taken by a selfie timer judging by the angles... this time.. :cryblood:
Alex, clean your fucking room.
i counted the following:
a pop corn bag
what a burger cup?
at least like 4 piles of clothes
that crepe paper
paper plates just laying on the floor
2 dif bags
a rando lil dip container w/ dip still in it
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Smoking makes his titty skittles less effective. I think he's been getting desperate and he's doing the next best thing he can think of to be feminine: wear clothing like in his futa hentais.
fixed it
Another thing, does he own any lipstick color besides black? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him wear anything else. It’s the least feminine choice of lipstick, so naturally that’s what Alex gravitates to. It just makes him look like a dude in a shitty band.
it is also judging by the texture a halloween lipstick. which are HORRID quality.
even if he HAD decent make up he would barely be able to put it on correctly just like the stolen foundation from gramma

i would love to see this dude attempt a sex worker saga, he has the sex appeal of Dolly Mattel (a lolcow cow)
 

AbyssStarer

Missionary of the Birb Church
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insta post, fuck insta

Looks like Alex is jerking off to anime tiddies this Christmas. I just love opening instagram to see his weird wannabe softcore porn. Hope he wasn't at the dinner table when he posted this, and still got to spend some time with Granny.

EDIT:
Just checked his story and saw this.
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His family is in shambles to the surprise of nobody. His meeting with his alleged sister probably didn't go well.
 
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berserkerarmor

finna aboutta go berserk
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insta post, fuck insta

Looks like Alex is jerking off to anime tiddies this Christmas. I just love opening instagram to see his weird wannabe softcore porn. Hope he wasn't at the dinner table when he posted this, and still got to spend some time with Granny.

EDIT:
Just checked his story and saw this.
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His family is in shambles to the surprise of nobody. His meeting with his alleged sister probably didn't go well.
i don't think his family is in shambles, i think they are just tired of his bull shit and being painted as "abusers" ala what he posted at the beginnings of his thread calling his dad abusive basically for him asking him to clean lol.
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think someone finally is trying to get him to get the hint of using real make up. if they are even his presents lol
(toofaced is pricey and this is all lipsticks and maybe a eyeshadow. someone get this fucker a foundation jesus)
 

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