Careercow Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones - King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist

[Feline Darkmage]

The one and only. The man, the myth, the legend. I decided that while we had references scattered throughout the farms to him, the fact that one of the most well known crazy men on the whole internet was lacking in a thread to call his own was something that needed to be fixed.

For those of you that have been living under a rock, Alex Jones is head honcho at the conspiracy theorist websites Info Wars and Prison Planet, and has made a lucrative business out of selling stuff to paranoid people that listen to his radio show, watch his youtube program, and follow his "news" websites. It is because of this that he is one of the more "mainstream" exceptional individuals out there. How much of this is an act to fleece really special people out of their cash money? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. Nonetheless, his wikipedia page, websites and social media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/
https://twitter.com/realalexjones
https://twitter.com/infowars
https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderEmerickJones

And now here is some of his funniest moments (only posting the 1st 5 of this series, but there is more):

ETA: in the second thumbnail another cow can be seen, guess who.

 

[gophergoober]

Alex Jones has said some inspirational quotes my favorite is:

"BUY MY FILTERS OR THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL TAKE OVER!!!! BOHEMIAN GROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Alex jones

 

[K>C]

I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

The one and only. The man, the myth, the legend. I decided that while we had references scattered throughout the farms to him, the fact that one of the most well known crazy men on the whole internet was lacking in a thread to call his own was something that needed to be fixed.

For those of you that have been living under a rock, Alex Jones is head honcho at the conspiracy theorist websites Info Wars and Prison Planet, and has made a lucrative business out of selling stuff to paranoid people that listen to his radio show, watch his youtube program, and follow his "news" websites. It is because of this that he is one of the more "mainstream" exceptional individuals out there. How much of this is an act to fleece really special people out of their cash money? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. Nonetheless, his wikipedia page, websites and social media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/
https://twitter.com/realalexjones
https://twitter.com/infowars
https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderEmerickJones

And now here is some of his funniest moments (only posting the 1st 5 of this series, but there is more):

He interviewed Trump so he isn't a lolcow, he is a celebrity

I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.

There are non antisemitic conspiracy theorists. David Icke is one also

 

[gophergoober]

That second video has fucking ADF in it!!! Thats awesome!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.

Not only that, but I have another Lolcow up my sleeve that believes he's a government agent too, his thread will be a good one.

He interviewed Trump so he isn't a lolcow, he is a celebrity

Yeah but like, Shkreli and Caitlin Jenner got threads made for them, ones a CEO (or was it ex? I don't remember) and the other was an Olympian.

And why is Alex Jones known again? Meltdowns on the radio and internet, we may have to agree to disagree but I think he qualifies.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Not only that, but I have another Lolcow up my sleeve that believes he's a government agent too, his thread will be a good one.



Yeah but like, Shkreli and Caitlin Jenner got threads made for them, ones a CEO (or was it ex? I don't remember) and the other was an Olympian.

And why is Alex Jones known again? Meltdowns on the radio and internet, we may have to agree to disagree but I think he qualifies.

Is it Bill-numbers? Please, say it's Bill-numbers.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.

That would explain why he's always so pissy and over the top hilarious in everything he says.

Though I won't lie, sometimes his anger feels like the spirit of Christian left and possessed the body of a mid-40s man. His screams almost sound exactly like Christ too, in my opinion.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Is it Bill-numbers? Please, say it's Bill-numbers.

I actually think it's better than Bill-numbers (who I will probably make and put in Loveshy Therapy if someone doesn't get to him before me) but only because I have such a personal connection to this one, they're my special lolcow.

 

[Clown Doll]

Yeah but like, Shkreli and Caitlin Jenner got threads made for them

Exceptions to the rule and separetely admin/staff-approved. If @KatsuKitty or @Null approves of the thread, they might grant an exception but otherwise no celebrities-rule is in effect.

 

[KatsuKitty]

We make exceptions to the "celebrity" rule, namely for attention whores in the public eye who aren't exactly celebrities. Like Roosh V, Martin Shkreli, or Brianna Wu. Alex Jones is too high-profile for a thread, and there's nothing really original anyone can bring to the thread.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

lol his lawyer says he's a performance artist. So he's a fat, a fraud, and he's been milking people for money.