Horrorcow Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes - Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast

Barracuda Joe

PissProlfieration >> ShitPosting
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"People who despise Corbyn and want him to go are why Labour is failing, not Corbyn. We need socialism now more..."
Newsflash: Jahans continues to display a total lack of awareness to the the plights of actual voters within his own political system. Still unemployed.

Edit: "I feel like I definitely need to take a swing back towards scifi. My politics faze is ending..."
Jahans lies. His entire life revolves around self-pity based political rants and vore-based doctor who ripoffs. It's not a phase dad.

"I have done some writing today and now my brain is spent."
I think "my brain is suffering a continued debt of any and all reason and has been for years" fits a pinch bitter than "spent".

"I am regretting being friends with so many gay people, women and nerds because I really need someone I can just talk about women with..."
Jahans suffers from the illusion that he has any capacity to talk about women with anyone...also seems to materialize "friends" that fit into his relevant talking-points from seemingly nowhere....

A lack of self hygiene and bull-like levels of injected testosterone have left jahans looking more and more like a character from The Hills Have Eyes.

Update: Jahans Facebook
 
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Lorento

Nick Clegg's biggest fan
True & Honest Fan
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"People who despise Corbyn and want him to go are why Labour is failing, not Corbyn. We need socialism now more..."
Newsflash: Jahans continues to display a total lack of awareness to the the plights of actual voters within his own political system. Still unemployed.

Edit: "I feel like I definitely need to take a swing back towards scifi. My politics faze is ending..."
Jahans lies. His entire life revolves around self-pity based political rants and vore-based doctor who ripoffs. It's not a phase dad.

"I have done some writing today and now my brain is spent."
I think "my brain is suffering a continued debt of any and all reason and has been for years" fits a pinch bitter than "spent".

"I am regretting being friends with so many gay people, women and nerds because I really need someone I can just talk about women with..."
Jahans suffers from the illusion that he has any capacity to talk about women with anyone...also seems to materialize "friends" that fit into his relevant talking-points from seemingly nowhere....

A lack of self hygiene and bull-like levels of injected testosterone have left jahans looking more and more like a character from The Hills Have Eyes.

Update: Jahans Facebook

This man actually believes that enough Tories will not turn up to vote in order to ensure a hung parliament or a Labour victory. This man is so ridiculously optimistic.
 

Barracuda Joe

PissProlfieration >> ShitPosting
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Jahans Steam

"Skyrim"
"1073 Hours"
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Kilted Gentleman

True & Honest Fan
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Jahans said:
I stalled today. I had to have a nap and then my brain just refused to kick into gear and I was overtaken by hunger. Hunger and lust. Oh... I have had so many fantasies today about Amy Hurst seducing then eating gorgeous women. My body is crying out for bacon and chicken. I feel like Withnail. I must have something’s flesh. I literally just ate some ham out of the packet because it was going off today and now I’m sat here, drinking diet coke, after managing to write a description of hell for a thing.
http://archive.md/nLIZx
 

Chaos Theorist

It would be spiteful To put jellyfish in a trifle
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Y2K Baby

The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
True & Honest Fan
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The only reason we don't eat toddlers is because they don't stay toddlers for long. :evil:
If he cared so much for animal welfare why doesnt he just become a vegan? Oh wait that would require him to eat more healthier food and not eat what looks like a steady diet of meals for one and takeaways containing nothing but salt, grease and meat.
And also being a vegan accomplishes literally nothing.
 

Sally

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What is the current state of jahanism, I have what i think is the last copy of "Laura Queen of Earth."


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EDIT: I also have much of the old lore and recorded the sermons on the old esoteric jahanism website so would like to get back in touch with the community to share my stuff
 
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