Horrorcow Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes - Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast

[AnOminous]

Back that shit up. Also for some reason /cow/ has always done a better job of keeping up with this faggot.

 

[Sally]

was having a hard time posting on /cow/ with tor, backed all my footage and books up on a spare hdd, Ill keep monitoring him and this thread, try and get jahans back on kiwi proper. A true untapped cow

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/?zx=7211d217cd980f96 (http://archive.md/YWCZg)
Interesting new blog post as of 21st of December where he references a couple of the sagas

I wrote a fanfic about some podcasters in the new media that I still respect and enjoy the work of even if it's sometimes painful.

This refer's to the time he wrote a "trans game critic"? called Laura Kate dale into his fanfic as queen of a shit eating, vor mess empire in which he paints himself as a doctor who like figure whome they all worship.
one of my favorite quotes is

Hours passed as Jim, Geoff, Sally and the Farsh-nuke talked. During that time cars would pull up and people would get out. Some would ask where to go to join Laura’s empire but most would cheerfully drink the potion, strip naked and join the growing crowd of naked beautiful women whose sole job was to shit on the runway.

When (s)he found out he had painted her as this figure (s)he rightly went mental and kicked him from all her orbiting groups, and he lost all of his friends

Add into this mess nazi stalkers fired up by Trump and Brexit becoming frenzied at my deteriorating sate of mind and I decided to chuck it all in and delete my stuff.

This Refer's to the time his political views were made public, and he fed the trolls for weeks on end, culminating in a few days of aggressive discord trolling, doxing, ending in spider being posted to his address and the police getting involved multiple times

some new information is brought to light with

I have been on anti-anxiety meds for about a year now and I feel better, more stable, there are less steep cliffs. That's not to say it's all perfect, I cried more in the last six months from just general stress and exhaustion than I have about anything since I finished school.
I am though reaching the point where I am considering self publishing my content again

some good news for a potential future for this cow after we all thought it had dried up.


TL;DR
weird recap from the mouth of the man himself, and some good news for anyone with an interest in this cow

 

[ddlloo]

Jahan's is a personal favourite lolcow of mine and his recent lack of content has been a bit of a shame. I'm kind of glad that he's on some meds though, because he was legit becoming a danger to people. Even more glad he's planning on releasing more content!

 

[Charles Kinbote]

The first episode of Love Hurst (107 pages!) is up: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w1GcOb0EhvsK885zOVRC-ds4cMrV2Ud3/view . This was mentioned as a current project in his Dec. 21, 2018 blog post, but I can't tell when the story itself was posted.

Anyone know who Amy Hurst is IRL?

Laura, Queen of Earth 2: This Author's Redemption is available in another undated post with an interesting description: "This is the second part of a fan fiction I wrote a while ago which didn't have the best of receptions. One hopes this goes some way towards mending fences and healing the wounds caused. Your friend, Alex"
https://scribd.com/document/330662211/Laura-Queen-of-Earth-2-by-Alexander-Gordon-Jahans

A troll has done a listenable reading of it: https://rightwingentertainmentsquad...uthors-redemption-by-alexander-gordon-jahans/

 

[Sally]

Jesus fuck, I did not realise that it was on the same day as 9/11 coincidence, I think not?
This attempt at redemption can only make things much much worse. The trump tie in is insane and out of place as far as the universe is concerned. I have read almost all of his "books" and this one is a clear attempt to pander to orange man bad people
with the audiobook version, the reader nails lauras trans voice lol

as for Love Hursts
Modified
09:19 4 Jan
Created
08:10 31 Dec 2018

Looks like he is continually editing it.
I'll try and have a read when I can psych myself up enough for a few hours read

thanks for bringing these to light Charles

 

[Charles Kinbote]

Good catch with the file info. So it is fresh content. I too need to wait for a certain kind of mood to read something like this.

It is top cow logic to think that if you offend someone by making fan fiction of xir the best way to make amends is through more fan fiction.

Also, Kool-Aid is bad for you:

This event genuinely destroyed me. I don't think I will ever stop feeling sorry. Which in itself feels arrogant and selfish. As if the only plight affecting transgender people is some nonsense I wrote in a free fanfiction.

I have basically spent my whole life being bullied in one shape or form and I have a lot of internalised self loathing as a result butt the one thing I held in good regard about myself was my behaviour and morality. That illusion was destroyed and it destroyed my faith in myself and in my writing.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

All those dead links in the thread, Sad! So other than Farrels' whats the Dx? Schizo?

 

[Sally]

I almost cant not believe my eyes.

I was scrolling through some videos earlier, remembering some comedy from the past, Jahans is the furthest he has ever been from my mind and what do I see
"Alasdair Jakes" having an argument about childhood bullying, attempted to archive but failed, will have comprehensive screenshots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc (Check comments Sort by time and scroll to the botton)
It appears another Jahanist has noticed him but unrelated from me.

What a weird world we live in

Spoiler: Screenshots

He seems to be responding to guy who said he hates it when old people go on the swings

What I love about this is the video is not that long, its meant to be humorous and not looked into too deeply

If you can't be arsed to read the screenshots, I stumbled across some 9 year old jahanic content with two autists arguing over the internet for two years.

 

[Michael Dummett]

All those dead links in the thread, Sad! So other than Farrels' whats the Dx? Schizo?

Considering that Godwinson has a fucking full length documentary, a 7 hour interview and a 4 part extension of the documentary on Jahans, with a lot of his own videos spliced inbetween, I would think that Godwinson has an archive of at least the most autistic Jahans' moments.

 

[Simply Outplayed]

Godwinson does a 2 hour debate with a random lefty on YouTube and then at the end does a quick plug for Jahans pretending that he's a legit political pundit.

Owen Macdonald vs Black Adam of the Multiverse - The Conservatives

A live debate with Black Adam of the Multiverse on the Conservative Party! Streamed live from 0021-0228 GMT, 9th March 2017

youtu.be

Here is a link to a playlist with all of the hours of video Godwinson made about Jahans (including the amazing documentary series) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCxnEX8Ea-Y&list=PLUxfp7SSFVCJ3Y1PO4vNtEhdlfTjJ6zcf

 

[deus et ursa]

It goes without saying that Jahans had a multi-hour spacker meltdown about the Tories sweeping the general election. The question is... was it recorded? And will it ever see the light of day?

 

[The Jokester]

It goes without saying that Jahans had a multi-hour spacker meltdown about the Tories sweeping the general election. The question is... was it recorded? And will it ever see the light of day?

When I saw the rape Boris did to Labour, all I could think about was Jahans crying his eyes out. I miss that weird little fuck

 

[Simply Outplayed]

Here is what he had to say about the latest UK election:

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/12/general-election-2019.html

"I have been so angry today that I have barely slept and have given myself RSI furiously playing Fallout 4 to distract myself from this."

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Some absolute hero has created an archive on Bitchute of Jahanic preachings from 2008-2015.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/oYLqTP5PaYan/

Might be worth putting in the pinned, it's the most extensive archive I know of.

 

[gay4pay]

Some absolute hero has created an archive on Bitchute of Jahanic preachings from 2008-2015.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/oYLqTP5PaYan/

Might be worth putting in the pinned, it's the most extensive archive I know of.

here you go if you've got a few spare HDDs

https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA
20150825 AxD4CTALpv4 The Mental Health Crisis.mp4
to
20150916 uz8rndWAUa0 This Is War but we can say No More.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!ySQWRSqS!JprAOVGgrYGZ0rdUq9T6YA
20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness.mp4
to
20151026 nFBR8N3ndTE Bioshock 1 and 2 review and analysis.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!7q4izS7I!8HtGz2oLhfwrkhJ5oYlHgg
20151027 g_vFfVUWQPc Status Report 27th October 2015.mp4
to
20151127 HnejR72koLI Why we shouldn't bomb Isis.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!teAnwSrQ!56jsLq5cmPwXYH1pdLdFSw
20151128 fXAO_c8aQBk I don't care anymore.mp4
to
20151227 DFLwkHSsfAc The Exorcist extended cut review.mp4


https://mega.nz/#F!XPoTkCxT!Sh6eikOshP9QRGwa2G1AVQ
20151228 D7bcxWfV-tY post christmass vlog.mp4
to
20160130 qVL_m3oGM-o Let's Chill Out episode 3 Skyrim.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!BPw0VKBY!-3IvarhQhWDi5_b0JmFbng
20160130 vR2NpGV9Cqc Kingsman The Secret Service Review.mp4
to
20160215 KrIv6iLlJis Feminism, Regulated Capitalism, the Value of Criticism and Niches.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!7ctUHIpL!6s7a9TkUxASi0fJIyQzrTg
20160216 f-rIE9fgZmQ censorship and using toxic energy for good.mp4
to
20160304 A3rUwXAk0cM Can the American Police Force maybe try not killing absolutely everyone they're scared of.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!AbBUhY6L!QELMXtSQrBz4IOAq3-mb6w
20160305 1rPSlAL7UF0 On fans, fandom and acknowledging the weaknesses of fiction.mp4
to
20160324 t9JT-cMINc0 The Fever Cure.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!TSoyVAjC!3KPFfwUO68g1sTYZ3Ex9KA
20160327 -JpLQL_SOls Fuzzy Logic Trailer and Introduction NSFW.mp4
to
20160423 AAUSu2-f2J8 Labels are important.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!CDYnyK7Z!_eIhI7sWkc5OfYvx53Przw
20160424 6C03VJf4bmA Getting Organised.mp4
to
20160522 leSoNZreI4o Fantasy Crisis Planning.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!XXwUWaoB!7vCJACXPBHyPXv-SFcyFFw
20160525 5tGsjayZcUA I finally understand why that fanfic was problematic.mp4
to
20160726 wHWsDlUflLs Sanders Endorses Clinton and Ask Me Anything.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!r7AxTK6a!znZw8JBb6AtAwjwpcndtyQ
20160727 QMaWv1wKWQo Marina Joyce and the line between Fans and Creators.mp4
to
20160823 rBZ8z2gfcMw An Explanation Before I Block People.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!zrRnhKzQ!NFfWY-qM42uxS9rE5KB9ig
20160824 xxDayOWNx5A An Explanation Of The Lore Of The Multiverse.mp4
to
20160920 cByv5cLlgHQ 2000 Subs A Vlog.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!6dl0wIKT!1CTeHOafCuIm4veOoCk3Kg
20160921 YmBLqZRkTTc 2000 Subscribers AMA Answers.mp4
to
20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA
20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4
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20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g
20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4
to
20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ
20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4
to
20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4

https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg
20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4
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20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4

 

[Wonder Boy]

attn fellow jahanists, i bring tidings of renewed activity from our favorite kallman's-haver with a blog entry made on this very day:

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/?zx=f1645dfb5535b553

in some of the slightly less recent ones he talks of not even venturing outside for a short walk because of his "immuno-compromised" status (the AIDS or just kallman's?) in the age of COVID and a grapple with gender identity.

could this mean an eventual return to vlogging? who knows, but i'm looking forward to more from this rare and classic cow!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I vant to be left alone....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhB5PCf1dLo

 

[Wonder Boy]

I vant to be left alone....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhB5PCf1dLo

Lol holy fuck wasn't expecting him to come back right after saying that.

e: Also he looks like he's been hiding out in Bin Laden's cave rather than his parents' house.

 

[ddlloo]

I love it when he says that there are 'a lot of mentally ill losers on the internet' without a shred of self awareness.

On the flips side, it's good he realizes that all his videos were a mistake.

On the flippity floppity side, what does he expect to happen by making a new video out of nowhere telling people to leave him alone...

 

[deus et ursa]

Haha he has a hand-written "KEEP OUT" sign on his door. It could only be more juvenile if some of the letters were backwards.

KEEP OUT
NO GIRLS NAZIS ALLOWED​