Horrorcow Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes - Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast

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Archive of Jahans on bitchute
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Jahanspedia hasn't been updated in ages



Other archive's


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MeganDodgedABullet

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somewhat O/T but Godwinson made passing mocking reference to Jahans in his recent gunt videos. One was about when Jahans goes on a serial killing spree or something like that...

Quite recently some sperg in Woking ( yes, the home town of Jahans) killed one or both of his parents and was nicked in womens clothes. I think the parents body was found in the freezer..eek!! Thought it might have been the man himself. Obviously not the only loony neet with daddy and mommy issue in stolid respectable "Woking"


edit:- google you lazy cunt


beheads mom, puts kettle on, surrenders to cops draped in Union jack flag - whew lad!!
 
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Mr E. Grifter

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So according to Godwinson, Jahans is currently in social housing. He's involved in a community called the Fannibles which are basically vore lesbians or some shit, on Tumblr etc.

Would be interesting to have a look at some of this if anyone has any knowledge regarding where you can find this shit.

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TheImportantFart

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So according to Godwinson, Jahans is currently in social housing. He's involved in a community called the Fannibles which are basically vore lesbians or some shit, on Tumblr etc.

Would be interesting to have a look at some of this if anyone has any knowledge regarding where you can find this shit.
Link to the specific part of the video or provide a timestamp. That shit's three hours long and he doesn't talk about the part you're referring to at the outset.

EDIT: Thanks pal.
 
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Mr E. Grifter

Suits me.
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So according to Godwinson, Jahans is currently in social housing. He's involved in a community called the Fannibles which are basically vore lesbians or some shit, on Tumblr etc.

Would be interesting to have a look at some of this if anyone has any knowledge regarding where you can find this shit.

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1:03:07.
I have managed to track down one of the tweets referencing these Fannibal furry degens - was from a year ago. Story is checking out so far, shame noone has access to his privated Twitter.
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'missing' 13th /cow/ thread.


Full Blogposts









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20160902 7NVidVmrXvQ The Morning After The Rage Before.mp4


20160610 GH4d7ssT5Y0 Curse my lust and undesirable body.mp4


20160816 Ovn1UGYf-0A The Daily Shoah Review.mp4


20150508 T6HRz8POu5w To any UKIP voters watching….mp4


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20170228 _VS6KSVy08I 4chan I Apologize Lets Bury The Hatchet.mp4


20150503 f0VlKxA7NUw nsfw Thank you Youtube commenters.mp4


20160817 pKuJqD2XZj4 Millennial Woes and Racism.mp4


20140106 qrXsqbukEeU The Anti-Critic 2014 trailer.mp4


20160830 xO6D19voiZs Regarding The Podcast That Shall Not Be Named's Segment On Esoteric Jahanism.mp4


20160229 xyhfKexQDjM Responding to the bigotry of far right commenters.mp4



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Audiobooks (1)


Alasdair Geoffrey Jakes - "scripted videos" (4)


Punditry (2)


Alex Vents (16)


Alasdair Jakes - "main channel" (0)


Patreon Videos (1)

 
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Why can't he wrap his mantits around the fact that he's our muse and never fails to deliver glorious lulz?
Now he's in the Hannibal "fannibal" fandom one can hope he could team up with this lovely lass of tattlecrime infamy


In some of Jahans writing he turns Godwinson / black Adam into a suave villain
 

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ive checked the thread, there's no mention of his appearances on TDS not the Dick show the daily shoa.
edit: on page 4 someone said TRS had paywall content, any archives from 'based paypigs'?

they say they won't further cover Jahans since they alleged Jahans is a master hacker who messed with them.
truth of the matter is they were doxed by imageboards, some say this was a contributing factor, others say it's the factor in them 'discovering' Jahans.





more of his writing.
(https://archive.md/4L1Rh)








Unknown title.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!0bRgmIYa!1EtvJEzH_lfCl8s0Mwe7bKQyady08qrUOqw-znIaJsM


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intersting view on fight club.
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There are also some videos lost forever of very young Jahans.
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for some reason he deleted this video.
Still Healing.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!pLAQUQKY!igEJOOWHMCFtQTXNcAIG3l626gmWOdJeRzT2v5U-LJk

The deleted "Freedom of Speech" vid

https://mega.nz/#!ZnQD3J7Z!yj20nx38M1NIVdV6MsEdVw8NukrOsIder7K4jOWH47w

Not Quite Gone.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!AXxEkKBA!J-PTW_OQzmPRnxgmgN270BEf9Gcxs35e5gEYrwrn41U


20151212 bJk_2v8dCso The Contravoxai Survivor Audiobook part 1 nsfw.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!IHoVyQII!Fl-zOlBSA1tnHJ_c1daHO4rRGtWnLcW8Hd0zszFPpZg

20151213 IAzoBZN_rBA The Contravoxai Survivor Audiobook Part 2 nsfw.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!gDRQ2ZBC!hZRicOkIKbW9IkwFcSfDD9ez1XH1fioeREiBay-xER8

20151214 RulNoWuyvOQ The Contravoxai Survivor Audiobook Part 3 nsfw.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!NKAgTLRL!4qxplVtDFfWgTRBS-zH8V2DDVrid85P8ePlLRpNYEmA

20151215 EtnLNqDmISo The Contravoxai Survivor Audiobook Part 4 nsfw.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!EHgXSTzJ!GpI9yK1C3jhVmZpKW_zmIapf12khPRHHH4vmtgwmuEo

Pretty and the Brain

20150831 wfMBnaAxdeI Pretty and the Brain Audiobook nsfw.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!MWBzCSbb!VraeeeezCr2xhjQ1vWMOvSySsvJrR-szl4LM8T8iwEs

Laura Queen of Earth

20150829 o9inWtSBwRQ Laura Queen of Earth Part 1.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!1DJClRgT!fOS4gb5v1kdipVJr6aOOsiq3qfNe80YxnoB6Z6NV3Ks

20150829 QraHrkpZeFs Laura Queen of the Earth Part 2.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!1fog2JAI!wd5rTatNBjo3TsyYBYCM8mj5kI_uBl41XgLIFjG58kE

The Toy Maker

20150918 3wekwmtAvxM The Toy Maker Audiobook.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!BSRzWQRL!kYZybl-sNLw2mqqGxIpBvgp7PVdUWhTM86VcgBNvbv0

JARCHIVE part 1
https://mega.nz/#F!189FESgJ!kBt76yhFgMlsI3znyymYgA
309 videos

JARCHIVE part 2
https://mega.nz/#F!3d1FES7J!pzW9OiznEYgMCz5g3fDUoA
157 videos

JARCHIVE part 3
https://mega.nz/#F!HEMm0Tyb!9zdevkfaJ4YEP9M1CNAk2A
157 videos


The Sins of the Son
https://mega.nz/#!WFtx2agQ!a4YlTcPWGZGdgzbc3ESHfxF9Wkchc6a-HozixL6MqcI

An Englishman on Holiday
https://mega.nz/#!3FkTAJaL!CO6Qn-YRMkepZgMUEhYY6ksnjRqZXmLM5Cd1yg-tRp0

Jahanquisition
https://mega.nz/#!SF8imZoA!U3gU6s8fbNQfhuZk26HgZhasK9mfDnmtqmdkikxzJWM

Boyfriend Saga
https://mega.nz/#!HBUwCZba!kWPeYZS1AYw1ijNju2IROIX2pS7qQ_DaNpSzjXpU6Lg

http://www.independentauthornetwork.com/keith-jahans.html

keith's author profile

http://peatmore.com/

keith's website for his books


http://esotericjahanism.com/sermons.html
2016 from the thread archived below.
(https://archive.md/fRbw2)
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pastebin from an op.

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Jahans FAQ
https://mega.nz/#!TZF2yKYb!F2PicykvYTYe9RJqP8m1mrGrIIp3tkiCFHZz2fklm4k

FAO Jahans I win. You lose
https://mega.nz/#!rFNjTBiB!cpKbP8tnUj4q6dWTM8Pm-4HgQy-aikjC4afYLxrDfhk

Jahans Confessions of a Cannibal
https://mega.nz/#!uJdVmBQL!K17vpY6Geu40kMwv6A6wAJq7gQfJwyLhmpyuJLZl0kg

Jahans Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm78I4Nhvuo
https://mega.nz/#!PUUhEaiZ!PN3KsOA0J8JkduEH8ZyXqbyEf70DPEB3UhSpYH-jv3E



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archive of his encyclopedia dramatica here.
archive of esoteric Jahanism here.
 
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Barracuda Joe

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Now he's in the Hannibal "fannibal" fandom one can hope he could team up with this lovely lass of tattlecrime infamy


In some of Jahans writing he turns Godwinson / black Adam into a suave villain
Slightly OT. Unfortunately, Jen's disappeared since the tattlecrime fallout from a few years back. As funny as having a "FFVII House 2" feat. Jahans would be, shes just been holed up somewhere in Ohio(?) with some woman she picked up from the tumblr hannibal-clique last I checked. I'm still waiting on something regarding her to pop up, since suckering delusional otherkin-types into nightmare-house scenarios so she can grift money and food off of them is her MO.
 

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Slightly OT. Unfortunately, Jen's disappeared since the tattlecrime fallout from a few years back. As funny as having a "FFVII House 2" feat. Jahans would be, shes just been holed up somewhere in Ohio(?) with some woman she picked up from the tumblr hannibal-clique last I checked. I'm still waiting on something regarding her to pop up, since suckering delusional otherkin-types into nightmare-house scenarios so she can grift money and food off of them is her MO.
(Lolcow farm link
Jen & the Sarah saga
Vice news article on FF7 house
Members of the FF7 fandom warning other's
FF7 house down the rabbit hole doc
Chronological re-telling
Dramatic reading of event's
Jen rebrands blending in with the Hannibal fandom as a rabid "Fannibal"
Possible sock account used
Dead link's to her Freddie Lounds channel..
More instances of fuckery in fandoms
Jens last message as Freddie Lounds before deleting her server and site.
@Freddie Lounds#2368


She successfully deleted all traces of her being involved in the fannibal fandom, she ran a Twitter account for Hannibal and has appeared at conventions, it's possible yet not likely the two have interacted.

Last month this person replied to Jahans.
(https://twitter.com/asrai/status/1312461868921810944)
As did this person.
(https://twitter.com/PandoraKnight86/status/1312463072007602177)
Same with this gotis.
(https://twitter.com/jlynnunsweetnd/status/1172337296479096832)
Replied.
(https://twitter.com/MathoInc/status/1172331698219937793)
This gent dares to correct Jahans.
(https://twitter.com/GordonJBarclay/status/1151763150615785472)
Noteworthy reply, this one pinned his tweet to Jahans and @ him.
He writes erotica like Jahans, fancy for smut.
(https://twitter.com/EWaistlin/status/1306243407287853063)


Jahans commented on this.
 

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Does anyone know if there is a archive (mega.nz or torrent) of the videos from after 24/08/2015 floating around anywhere?
JARCHIVE part 1
(https://mega.nz/#F!189FESgJ!kBt76yhFgMlsI3znyymYgA)
309 videos

JARCHIVE part 2
(https://mega.nz/#F!3d1FES7J!pzW9OiznEYgMCz5g3fDUoA)
157 videos

JARCHIVE part 3
(https://mega.nz/#F!HEMm0Tyb!9zdevkfaJ4YEP9M1CNAk2A)
157 videos


Here are some Jahans facts taken from /cow/.
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 brought a hamster to orgasm

 carried a dead rat around with him

 buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

 played with animal carcasses

 smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

 wiped his cat's arse with his finger

 wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

 wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

 wrote about cutting women into pieces

 wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

 wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

 threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

 made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

 got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

 wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

 terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

 killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

 attempted to physically remove his father from the house

 demanded that his mother pay him £50 pounds to move a chair

 got angry when she only gave him £30 pounds

 blacklisted by multiple feminist communities

 blacklisted by the labour party

 cut his own hair with disastrous results

 NEET


Ama style thread from 4chan.
(https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/86424692/)

Jahans bloodline and the madness therein.
(https://archive.md/o/WQmng/https://...33/http://milnamowandjahansfamilyhistory.com/)


It seems the content feed stopped when /britpol/ 8chan /cow/ and esoteric jahanism/discord collided, egos and grievance posting intensified. @JEWS even went into the thread to calm them down.
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