Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" / (alleged) Genetical Spawn of the Gunt - He's a boy named Xander!

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is a fucking white nigger and Xander isn't gonna know him until one or both of them show up in court, in true nigger fashion.

That would be the best outcome for Alexander, by far. Ethan never met a responsibility he wouldn’t waddle away from as fast as his fat stumpy legs could carry his 5’1 (max) body. If he isn’t going to get his shit together for his son’s sake — and he isn’t — then he never will. He’ll never have better motivation to change. If only Ethan were strong and courageous enough to admit he’s a mess and ask for help.

 

[JDANKS420]

Baby shower stream live rn on Bitwave
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that stream had nothing to do with the gunt, just look at the screenshot. the "bitwave baby shower" was in reference to some unrelated bitwave drama(also involving pregnancy) that you have clearly failed to eavesdrop in. being you are this out of touch, why bother posting at all?

 

[verifymejoshuaconnormoon]

Knowing Faith she wouldn't be able to quit social media so there has got to be a new account she has. Faith revels in the attention she gets online and can't live without it, after all when hooking up with Ralph she figured it would lead to more e clout for herself.

could be, or she just has her facebook on lockdown. but either way she's definitely not going to keep the birth of the demon baby a secret

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Another possibility is that daddy Vickers finally found his balls somewhere in the back room of his pawn shop and cut down his daughter's internet so she wouldn't fuck her life up any more than she already has. Kinda late yeah, but at least he did the Internet Lumberjack thing eventually. Remember when Alison Rapp had to move back in with her parents and they immediately picked up the bitaxe and declared that she would NOT have any internet access if she wanted to live with them? If these retard autists won't stop digging that hole, somebody has to take their shovel away.

Best thing now is for Faith to put Guntababy up for adoption, change her name, and get on with her life.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Ralph isn't gonna be there for Xander's birth. How does he feel about that? I'm guessing he didn't bother to try to work something out where he could be there, under the assumption that the Iron Guntain Vicious Vickers has erected between him and Faith won't be lifted any time soon. But if Vickers were to take pity on Ralph and lift the Iron Guntain, now would be the time - and how would Ralph know, if he didn't try?

He'll probably regret not being there, and if he was invited, he'd go. But it would be for selfish reasons - he wants another achievement to puff up his ego, do the trad larp, and lord over aylawgs and paypigs alike (who are largely childless). If it was up to Ralph, he'd steal Dad Valor by showing up for the "moments" of fatherhood in order to claim what fatherhood means socially...but not to be a father.

Ralph is a fucking white nigger and Xander isn't gonna know him until one or both of them show up in court, in true nigger fashion.

Him regretting not being at his son's birth would require him to actually care about him in the first place. Ralph is incapable of caring about anything but himself and what he wants.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Him regretting not being at his son's birth would require him to actually care about him in the first place. Ralph is incapable of caring about anything but himself and what he wants.

It's the Ralph cycle:

• hit slump
• do blatantly ill-advised thing
• treat ill-advised thing as a sad parody of having your shit together and/or being Alpha
• try to flex over others using the ill-advised thing
• get predictably clowned on
• distance yourself and hope everybody forgets the ill-advised thing
• hit slump

 

[AltisticRight]

It's the Ralph cycle:

• hit slump
• do blatantly ill-advised thing
• treat ill-advised thing as a sad parody of having your shit together and/or being Alpha
• try to flex over others using the ill-advised thing
• get predictably clowned on
• distance yourself and hope everybody forgets the ill-advised thing
• hit slump

I thought it was

• Get up (3pm)
• Read fan forum
• Maker's Mark
• Xanax
• Read fan forum
• Oxycontin
• Trash burgers behind an Arby's
• Read fan forum
• Watch soph
• Read fan forum
• Blacked.com marathon (sometimes literally)
• Read fan forum
• Read fan forum
• seethe and sneed
• Read fan forum

 

[CeeShape]

it will be a twist in events if gunt got back with faith after sandras death and stopped with streaming dropping from the internet renaming himself and living a decent life building from the bottom level of a job when men his age should be senior manager by now he needs to start from bottom

not a real thing that could happen but i think that could be good. using sandra last wish for him to not be the fucked person he is and be a good dad. and husband

or what will happen is

he will make a new baby with the new girlfriend and cycle will repeated itself

 

[Ralphamale]

it will be a twist in events if gunt got back with faith after sandras death and stopped with streaming dropping from the internet renaming himself and living a decent life building from the bottom level of a job when men his age should be senior manager by now he needs to start from bottom

not a real thing that could happen but i think that could be good. using sandra last wish for him to not be the fucked person he is and be a good dad. and husband

or what will happen is

he will make a new baby with the new girlfriend and cycle will repeated itself

He went on to have a pill stream fapping to soph, telling Sandra to eat a ca call you an uber and knocking up a girl that hasn't been out of high school more than six months and leaving her because she's not okay sharing her child with a pedophile. Ralph is going to knock up Mantsu if it has any eggs left and leave her too.

 

[DonDaLemon]

For the old hag of the ralph swamp clan https://youtu.be/MdsvezoikJE

 

[Witthel]

he will make a new baby with the new girlfriend and cycle will repeated itself

Just imagine the poor kid that'll end up with Ralph's gunt and Pantsu's horse face.

I wouldn't wish being the offspring of those two on my worst enemies.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Just imagine the poor kid that'll end up with Ralph's gunt and Pantsu's horse face.

I wouldn't wish being the offspring of those two on my worst enemies.

Pantsu doesn’t really have very many options for breeders. Dax will use her as a toy, won’t put a baby in her. Her father wants her to end up with Gaytor. Her best hope is to end up with CWC

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Hopefully you still have some of that super berry money saved up Ralph, it's almost time.

 

[Cow Poly]

 

[Ralphamale]

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Give us the deets Vickers!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Has faiths social media been complete radio silence?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Has faiths social media been complete radio silence?

Her only account that she has up at this moment is her Facebook page. She doesn't post super often but she does post occasionally. Her last post was a few weeks ago of stuff related to the baby.

I think she will definitely post about it when it comes. It could be a few days afterwards though. We may not get the news until further down the road.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think she will definitely post about it when it comes. It could be a few days afterwards though. We may not get the news until further down the road.

It’s been a long time since I’ve read a local newspaper but do they still carry birth announcements like they did when I were a wee lad? Shit’s usually public record.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It’s been a long time since I’ve read a local newspaper but do they still carry birth announcements like they did when I were a wee lad? Shit’s usually public record.

Some still do. We'll definitely find out about it at some point. But if she doesn't immediately post about it we might be in for a longer wait.

All we can do right now is pray to the corn for more lulz to come.

 

[verifymejoshuaconnormoon]

Some still do. We'll definitely find out about it at some point. But if she doesn't immediately post about it we might be in for a longer wait.

All we can do right now is pray to the corn for more lulz to come.

even if she doesn't post about it right away ralph probably will.