Kiwi Farms
Alexandra Parisa Molaei / Maxwell Molaei/Pukeymfjones/Sir-Arson/Spoonstim/Tunaa-chan/Marcus/Noah/Lou
"I was remembering how Mike Pence calls his wife ‘mother’. My mother is actually the one who told me about that. I get it. If I had a wife you can bet your ass I would call her mother every chance I got. I do like a woman who reminds me of my mother." – Pukeymfjones
"I was remembering how Mike Pence calls his wife ‘mother’. My mother is actually the one who told me about that. I get it. If I had a wife you can bet your ass I would call her mother every chance I got. I do like a woman who reminds me of my mother." – Pukeymfjones
Introduction
Pukeymfjones (real name: Alexandra Parisa Molaei; also known as Maxwell Molaei, Sir-Arson, Spoonstim, Tunaa-chan, Marcus, Noah, and Lou) is a 25-year-old self-proclaimed perverted asshole, Tumblrette-style gay trans man and edgelord who claims to have fucked her mother's ashes and wants to cuck her father. Her Tumblr blog is a train wreck that can best be described as a pervertedly grotesque blend of incestuous fantasies, sleazy beer gut dude fetishism, admittances of wanting to rape women, narcissism role playing, her coming up with excuses for her bad behavior, teddies and selfies.
Early days
Our protagonist's history on Tumblr goes back as far as to February 2013, where she claimed to have OCD (which she referred to as "he" and wanted to name it). This was something that she used to talk a lot about in the past (another example #1 and another example #2). Something that she also already did in her early days was to show sadistic and asocial tendencies, as she admitted to enjoying drawing her OC being beaten to a pulp and absolutely hated when people talk about their romantic relationships (she was "repulsed" by the thought of having a significant other in her life and seeing couples in real life grossed her out) .
It's Tumblr, so she is most likely not the only one.
In April the same year, Pukey mentioned feeling like she had developed an alternative male personality named Noah after asking her mother what she would have named her if she had been a boy. A few months later, she uploaded a post titled "Gender/name confusion" where she talks about being confused because she wanted a boy name and sometimes liked dressing in masculine clothing but still felt like a boy. Some time after that, she started claiming she felt like a self-centered little prince trapped in a female body and revealed that babies used to make her angry and violent she was four-five years old.. It's nothing too extraordinary (we are on Tumblr, after all) but this was only a precursor for what was to come ...
Troonisms & Perversions
...because in September 2015, she (re?)came out as a gay boy since she thought it "sounded ideal":
It was also during this period in time that our good friend Pukey, who seems go both by the names of Noah (presumably her real uwu fakeboi name) and Marcus (her evil alter ego) – additionally, she claimed to be named Lou in one post – began posting in an increasingly assholically perverted manner. As often with trans tumblrettes, a lot of her posts have to do with her being trans, but what makes her stand out is how she sounds like a scrawny incel and brags about wanting to rape and abuse women, as well as creeping on them.
Pukey wants to let you know she's looking for a wife
Now, this doesn't mean that just any woman will do. Some people are into their female family members, others are into necrophilia, and a few individuals, such as Pukey, are into both! In fact, Pukey is so fond of her dead mother that she claims to have jacked off into the box with her ashes once:
Licking her mother's photograph sensually
This motherfucking desire of hers is so strong that it has caused her to want to cuck her father.
Two images Pukey drew of her saying she finds her mother stimulating.
Speaking of her father, she has a crush on his religious pal Rich and wants to break into his house and seduce him:
Another thing that really turns Pukey on is beer guts and being a drunkard, so she's trying to cultivate this sleazy alcoholic man persona. Why? Because it reminds her of her mother.
Enslaved women with ponytails, her mother's dead ashes, her father's conservative friend, what else does she like to fuck? The answer is plushies (confirmed to be her account here):
Here's Pukey posing in her "rapist glasses" and showing off her "boner":
A bunch of messages she sent to a former friend and the friend's mother and boyfriend:
But don't worry, Pukey is totally against things like sexual harassment:
It was also during this period in time that our good friend Pukey, who seems go both by the names of Noah (presumably her real uwu fakeboi name) and Marcus (her evil alter ego) – additionally, she claimed to be named Lou in one post – began posting in an increasingly assholically perverted manner. As often with trans tumblrettes, a lot of her posts have to do with her being trans, but what makes her stand out is how she sounds like a scrawny incel and brags about wanting to rape and abuse women, as well as creeping on them.
Pukey wants to let you know she's looking for a wife
Now, this doesn't mean that just any woman will do. Some people are into their female family members, others are into necrophilia, and a few individuals, such as Pukey, are into both! In fact, Pukey is so fond of her dead mother that she claims to have jacked off into the box with her ashes once:
Licking her mother's photograph sensually
This motherfucking desire of hers is so strong that it has caused her to want to cuck her father.
Two images Pukey drew of her saying she finds her mother stimulating.
Speaking of her father, she has a crush on his religious pal Rich and wants to break into his house and seduce him:
Another thing that really turns Pukey on is beer guts and being a drunkard, so she's trying to cultivate this sleazy alcoholic man persona. Why? Because it reminds her of her mother.
Enslaved women with ponytails, her mother's dead ashes, her father's conservative friend, what else does she like to fuck? The answer is plushies (confirmed to be her account here):
Here's Pukey posing in her "rapist glasses" and showing off her "boner":
A bunch of messages she sent to a former friend and the friend's mother and boyfriend:
But don't worry, Pukey is totally against things like sexual harassment:
In case her excessively detailed sadistic fantasies weren't enough to make you realize, Pukey is quite the narcissist (in fact, she wuz kang n shiet).
As a result of her viewing herself as the greatest human to ever set foot on Earth, she has a little voice in her head which keeps telling her "I am King, I am right". Therefore, it's always somebody else who's to blame and she can do no wrong:
As a result of her viewing herself as the greatest human to ever set foot on Earth, she has a little voice in her head which keeps telling her "I am King, I am right". Therefore, it's always somebody else who's to blame and she can do no wrong:
Ever since the start of her blog, Pukey has had a remarkable obsession with plushies and sock puppets. It has already been mentioned that she has no qualms engaging in sexual intercourse with her plushies, but they also seem to take up a rather big chunk of her time in general and play a big role in comforting her (especially when taking into consideration that she is 25 years old).
She even takes them for car rides:
Drawings
As shown earlier, Pukey likes to draw. I will let the images speak for themselves:
Social media
Tumblr: http://pukeymfjones.tumblr.com/ (https://archive.md/QrtWB)
Facebook (deleted): https://www.facebook.com/pukeyjones93 (https://archive.md/0Fj4n)
Reddit 1: https://www.reddit.com/user/tunaa-chan
Reddit 2: https://www.reddit.com/user/pukeymfjones (https://archive.md/0a3rk)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYG9J5N62nz3of_xIVrfWLg (https://archive.md/Nn7hW)
So..I think I'm gay.
I am starting to identify as a boy more and more lately but I like boys..I've always thought that being a gay boy sounds ideal to me. I always wish I was a gay boy in a boy's body. So I've been...
She always thought being a gay boy sounded ideal so she decided to become one... She's not even trying to hide she's a trender
Disgusting!
I want to find out where rich lives..break into his house, lay on his bed in nothing but my binder, a loose t shirt, and my tight red shorts/underwear that show off my ass..with a rose in my mouth and...
Is that what they do in your favorite yaoi fanfiction?