Disaster Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Megathread - because you guys can't shut up about this chick

Should we abolish ICE and exempt Latinos from immigration laws?

  • Yes

    Votes: 18 3.0%
  • No

    Votes: 73 12.3%
  • No Human Is Illegal

    Votes: 22 3.7%
  • Hahahahahahahaha :story:

    Votes: 114 19.2%
  • Someone needs to tard-wrangle AOC, Tlaib, and Omar

    Votes: 247 41.5%
  • Breh

    Votes: 17 2.9%
  • Brah

    Votes: 25 4.2%
  • Bruh

    Votes: 79 13.3%

  • Total voters
    595

JosephStalin

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It's such a shame that she turned out to be such a useless bitch. Who could have seen it coming?

And here's the thing, for all three of these women. All they had to do was operate like any other new member of the House - get on committees, make connections, work your constituents' problems, save any really off-the-wall questions or remarks for off-line discussions. If you notice, the other new members seem to be doing just that. They are building background and competency.

These women have long since marginalized themselves in Congress. AOC has done so due to her sheer demonstrated idiocy. Omar and Tlaib aren't acting like Representatives who just happen to be Muslim. They are acting like Muslim Representatives, and there's a HUGE difference. By their words and their actions, they put Islam ahead of the nation. This has done more damage to Islam in the USA since anything or anyone since 9-11. Now those who were formerly on the fence know full well what to expect should any Muslim attain real power in the USA. And in the bargain, these women's ability to work certain of their constituents' problems - a vital part of a House member or Senator's job - has pretty much been shut down. Not everything can be handled by staffers. Their letters/emails are ignored or slow-rolled. Their calls are not returned. Either they cannot get on people's calendars or their requests are denied/slow-rolled. Be serious...if you publicly call the President a motherfucker, can you really expect his or his Administration's help for any of your constituents? Don't care for Pelosi, Waters, Schumer and their ilk, but you can bet if any of their constituents have a really serious problem, they'll get some help or know the reason why. They haven't totally alienated the President and the Administration. Am sure they engage in quiet discussions as needed.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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And here's the thing, for all three of these women. All they had to do was operate like any other new member of the House - get on committees, make connections, work your constituents' problems, save any really off-the-wall questions or remarks for off-line discussions. If you notice, the other new members seem to be doing just that. They are building background and competency.

These women have long since marginalized themselves in Congress. AOC has done so due to her sheer demonstrated idiocy. Omar and Tlaib aren't acting like Representatives who just happen to be Muslim. They are acting like Muslim Representatives, and there's a HUGE difference. By their words and their actions, they put Islam ahead of the nation. This has done more damage to Islam in the USA since anything or anyone since 9-11.
Yes. They should have been more like Ayanna Pressley, another glamorous freshman congresswoman who has been... doing voter registration drives and working directly with her constituents.

I had hopes that Omar and Tlaib could bring in some fresh perspectives but it seems Omar is committed to spewing anti semitism and Tlaib frankly seems to be an idiot in her own right, even if she doesn't transcend the term like her sister Alexandria does.
These women have long since marginalized themselves in Congress. AOC has done so due to her sheer demonstrated idiocy. Omar and Tlaib aren't acting like Representatives who just happen to be Muslim. They are acting like Muslim Representatives, and there's a HUGE difference. By their words and their actions, they put Islam ahead of the nation. This has done more damage to Islam in the USA since anything or anyone since 9-11. Now those who were formerly on the fence know full well what to expect should any Muslim attain real power in the USA. And in the bargain, these women's ability to work certain of their constituents' problems - a vital part of a House member or Senator's job - has pretty much been shut down. Not everything can be handled by staffers. Their letters/emails are ignored or slow-rolled. Their calls are not returned. Either they cannot get on people's calendars or their requests are denied/slow-rolled. Be serious...if you publicly call the President a motherfucker, can you really expect his or his Administration's help for any of your constituents? Don't care for Pelosi, Waters, Schumer and their ilk, but you can bet if any of their constituents have a really serious problem, they'll get some help or know the reason why. They haven't totally alienated the President and the Administration. Am sure they engage in quiet discussions as needed.
My own local congresswoman Herrera Beutler seems to take great joy in dealing with troublemakers. That's probably why she ran away with 60% of the vote against a legitimate contender, which is something else that AOC has never done.

Edit- damn. Pressley is 45. She looks much younger. Black don't crack
 
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ButterBar

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What is all that autism in those comics? Is this some sort of joke? Or are they seriously trying to sell adults a story in which shaving a man's head changes the religious beliefs of his co-worker?

Why has political discourse turned into the crappiest of Saturday morning cartoons?
Its forced memes trying to get what Trump got and failing hard. They probably saw this comic and tried their best to replicate it while failing utterly miserably.

http://imgur.com/gallery/zXlmi
 

Unog

You're a nog.
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Omar and Tlaib aren't acting like Representatives who just happen to be Muslim. They are acting like Muslim Representatives, and there's a HUGE difference. By their words and their actions, they put Islam ahead of the nation.
No shit, they're muslims.

Now those who were formerly on the fence know full well what to expect should any Muslim attain real power in the USA.
If you didn't know before, you either fell for the meme, you're not paying attention, or you're exceptional.
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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‘Make America Empathetic Again’ – Preview and Exclusive Covers of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And The Freshmen Force #1


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So this is the true power of the Justice Democrats. With just one set of images, they can curse millions with cancer.
 

Malodorous Merkin

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If someone had asked me two years ago what I thought would happen if two Muslim women were elected to Congress, I probably would've answered along the lines of "They'd probably be obsessed with Jews, and they'd frequently make remarks critical of Israel, and insulting to Jews."

I would've been underestimating just how bad it would really be, and I still would've been screamed down as an overly-pessimistic racist.
 

The 8 of Spades

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Tomorrow sees the much-anticipated release of Devil Due’s latest political parody comic book, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis? from creators including Josh Blaylock, Dean Haspiel, Pat Shand, Shawn DePasquale, Christa Cassano, Hoyt Silva, Jill Thompson, Nick Accardi, Travis Hymel, Marguerite Dabaie, Peter Rostovsky Jose Garibaldi, K. Lynn Smith, Kit Caoagas, Larry Watts, Bob Sikoryak, Adam McGovern, Elizabeth Marley Kim, Jason Goungor, Sherard Jackson, Jeffrey Burandt and Sean Von Gorman and Tim Seeley. And Bleeding Cool has a glimpse ahead… as well as all the exclusive variant covers from specific stores, and where to get them.

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First Legacy Comics exclusive variant cover by Cat Skaggs.

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Fucking hell, it just kept going. What kind of memetic torture is this supposed to be because it's just shutting my brain down with confusion.
 

potato fan

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A Congress member actually going with the "I was only pretending to be exceptional" defense. What aclown world
Also Dwight was easily the best character of "The office", and the hardest worker among a bunch of lazy fucktards, he literally is the best kind of person to have as an employee
Dwight exposed his company to billions of dollars in liability. He also attempted several coups. Oh and he facilitated an assault on Oscar on behalf of the woman he was fucking in the office. Let's not be silly.
 

Compositesludge

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Its forced memes trying to get what Trump got and failing hard. They probably saw this comic and tried their best to replicate it while failing utterly miserably.

http://imgur.com/gallery/zXlmi
Goodness, the AOC comic and this comic are like night and day. It's amazing that somebody working for free is able to draw something that's so much more dynamic and entertaining than a group of paid professionals trying to raise money for charity. Money really is no substitute for passion!
 

DanteAlighieri

Anti authoritarian asshole asshole
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Goodness, the AOC comic and this comic are like night and day. It's amazing that somebody working for free is able to draw something that's so much more dynamic and entertaining than a group of paid professionals trying to raise money for charity. Money really is no substitute for passion!
Meme magic is real.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

🌙 Time and Tide
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Goodness, the AOC comic and this comic are like night and day. It's amazing that somebody working for free is able to draw something that's so much more dynamic and entertaining than a group of paid professionals trying to raise money for charity. Money really is no substitute for passion!
I feel second hand embarrassment for her. This is legitimately atrocious. Sometimes the worst stuff comes from people with good intentions. :story:
 
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