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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Sep 26, 2016.

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  1. Guess who's back on twitter and no one gives a shit? Alice. [Archive]

    Natives don't called themselves New Yorkers, you vapid bitch, only transplants do. People from upstate always specify that because of their resentment of the city, people from the outer boroughs identify by theirs, and Manhattanites site their neighborhood first. And no, pigeons are a filthy nuance, just like you.
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    These didn't come out until the 90's so you were more than likely an adult when you got into this disgusting habit rather than this being a whimsical part of your childhood. Yesterday doesn't qualify as nostalgia, you fat cunt.
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    Pretending she doesn't know the name of Papa Johns.
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  2. Her tweets are shockingly unfunny. Alice does have the ability to make me laugh really hard, but I didn't even crack a smile at her tweets.

    I think I'd drink myself to death if I were her, too.
     
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  3. It's what I love about them, they're hilarious for the reasons they don't want to be.
     
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  4. Oh lol, I'm blocked. No clue why.
     
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  5. Alice only follows two accounts on Twitter. One is Twitter Verified (lol), the other is a Skift reporter named Andrew Sheivachman. I hate to speculate on their relationship, but I really hope he's not her latest stalking victim.
     
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  6. Alice continues to live up to the obnoxious stereotype of transplants natives love to hate.
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    A fixie, hipsters love walking their fixies all over the city and chaining them up only to later find them stolen. They have enough sense not to ride them because it will certainly end in winning a Darwin award, but never enough sense to not waste over hundreds, sometimes over a thousand dollars on purchasing one as a status symbol.

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    her ham hocks are confirmation she's not biking, nor will she ever. Wonder if she felt any shame carrying her companion tripod along on the outing.
     
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  7. I wonder how much people are silently pitying her when they see her act all cheerful in front of a tripod.
     
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  8. She's usually three sheets to the wind, too, so it's quite a pitiful spectacle. Almost as bad that she's now deleting comments almost instantly from the Freckled Fox thread if they dare defend the recently widowed woman whose life Alice tried hard to ruin. NO way Alice has a job right now.
     
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  9. I'm kind of torn on the Emily thing. On the one hand, the whole thing was gross because Alice wouldn't really admit she was wrong and apologise and she kept going after the family in one way or another even after it was confirmed to be real.

    On the other hand, somebody needs to be skeptical of people's cancer stories because there are tons of fakers on the internet and it's disgusting when people are defrauded. It should be done quietly and left to professionals like the Warrior Eli Hoax blog, but I don't think it's inherently wrong to look into the possibility of a scam.

    Also, I think Emily getting remarried six weeks after her husband died when she has 5 kids is pretty snark-worthy, honestly. If Barb had remarried 6 weeks after Bob had died we'd be snarking the shit out of that. People talk about how abhorrent it is to snark on a widow but we never stopped snarking on Barb or talking shit about Bob after he died.

    I also don't see us at Kiwi really having any moral superiority over GOMI. I guess here we don't tolerate powerlevelling and Null doesn't censor us, but we're essentially doing exactly what they are - bitch sperging over internet assholes. I don't think GOMI is as bad as, say, GG where they wish death on babies (unless they do - I'm not a member, I only read the blog posts).

    Alice is totally a cunt and a cow and a scammer, but I agree with Meat Stick about this being double standards: the thread in some areas.
     
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  10. Yes, this is covered in the opening paragraph of the OP. This thread is about Alice, not a fit Mormon mommy blogger who didn't lie or steal from anyone and whose hairstyle you don't care for.
     
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  11. Yes, I realise that. I was just agreeing with Meat Sticks. I was only talking about FF in the larger scheme of how arbitrary it seems who it's okay to bitch about and who it isn't on this thread. I also said I thought Alice was everything this thread said she was. I'm entitled to an opinion and you guys are entitled to downvote it if you disagree.
     
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  12. On what basis though? They simply announced he had cancer then went about treating it. The funds were collected by a friend and they weren't spruiking the fundraiser. That is not grounds to investigate a possible scam, and GOMI is not a scam-hunting website. You have fallen down Alice's rabbit hole on this.
     
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  13. Was...those are suppose to be jokes right? Or am I being optimistic? Because without any context, those read like the ramblings of an insane, self-loathing individual. One who isn't nearly as self-aware as we usually are, anyway.
     
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  14. I keep forgetting to call her school, so someone else please try. Alice is deranged and her captions are hard to read if you're trying to make sense of them
     
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  15. It's OK to bitch about Alice you fucking exceptional individual. Start another thread about how triggered you are someone is fit and marriable after five kids if it bothers you so much. Just a warning: it's not cow worthy.

    Sorry for double posting.
     
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  16. I totally agree. I think GOMI are the last people who should be investigating cancer fraud and there was literally no reason for them to question their story other than their inherent completely inexplicable bias against FF. I'm just saying that when people have GFMs or whatever asking for help with cancer treatment people should always make sure the cause is genuine before they donate, and thus it's necessary for some people to look deeper into things.
    Like I said, I think that should be left to people like the Warrior Eli Hoax blog. All Alice had to do if she was "worried" it was a scam was privately contact that blog and ask them to investigate. Instead, she caused immesurable pain for the family by openly blogging that she thought their story was suspicious. It was fucking disgusting, my point was just that I don't think questioning claims of cancer (where money-raising is involved, I should have made clear) is inherently bad. It's the way she went about it that was inexcusable, and she also started in on them before their friends even solicited donations. It was just a vendetta.


    Did you miss the part in my post where I said 'Alice is totally a massive cow, cunt and scammer'? I don't disagree that she's a massive cow.

    All I said about FF is that it was a bit weird to get married so soon and that if Barb had done it we'd all be judging so I don't think we can be surprised that people are judging her. I don't know why you think I have massive vitriol for her and other women who are "fit and marriable after five kids" based on that, but lol okay. I have zero interest in posting about mommy bloggers but thanks for the tip.
     
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  17. Fight fight fight kiss kiss
     
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  18. "I have zero interest in posting about mommy bloggers" after multiple posts about a mommy blogger doesn't have much credibility, son.

    Meanwhile, GOMI is in worse shape than ever and few people can even get it to function. So is Alice is spending users' donations and the profits from malware placement on the fabled "server upgrades" and "server management" she pretends she instituted for the site? Lol nope, cunt is getting LASIK with that money. Forget about other scammers: GOMI's owner is the biggest fraudster of them all.

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    Unfortunately for Alice Ridley, she's still all alone, unloved, knowing that she abandoned Garrett as a toddler in order to pursue life as an unloved, alone drunk.
     
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  19. You just know this bint would totally skewer a blogger if they said their LASIK results made them cry.
     
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  20. For sure. She would also have cast aspersions on how they paid for it, especially if they had the LASIK after making huge claims about spending on server upgrades, only for the site to worsen to the point of unusability for most former fans. And questioned why an admitted drunk is getting painkiller-required operations while claiming to be so very straight and narrow now.

    Look how proud and pleased with herself she is after dumping her baby and making up an insane lie about how she gave her baby to a gay couple. No, she abandoned her son Garrett with his father, to raise without his mother. Even wild animals don't ditch their offspring. I would have killed myself over the guilt if I were her....or become an alcoholic mess, I guess.
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