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Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / MercaturThe morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Sep 26, 2016.

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  1. How old is she again?

    Because her getting LASIK reminds me of what the doc who did my LASIK and the eye doc I used to go to said. According to them a person's eyesight naturally starts to degrade a bit starting at around 40-45. This means that if you get the surgery at, say, 30 years old then you can look forward to about 10 or so years of not having to wear glasses. If you get it earlier when you're young and your eyes are done developing (19-20 yrs old) then you can look forward to 20 years without needing glasses. :powerlevel:Like I still have almost 20 years left before I might need glasses again, which is A-ok with me:powerlevel:

    Her getting the surgery may've been a bit of a waste (along with the rest of her life, naturally).
     
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  2. She actually looks better in glasses, so that LASIK was a waste of money on that front.

    While I'm being catty, those extensions are absolutely terrible.
     
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  3. Didn't she used to mock Julia Allison for wearing "pelts" that looked unnatural, too long and stupid? She really is desperate to be that which she mocks. What a loser.

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  4. Substituting one addiction for another, but I'm sure she actually did drink too, lol @ "i cry every time" comment
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  5. The comments on that post:spudking:
    Maybe instead of writing Hillary's pathetically late concession speech on a post-it, you shouldn't have spent the last year screeching at anyone who dared question the viability of Clinton as President.
    That's how parts of the members only area of GOMI looked last time I looked at it a few months ago.


    And of course Alice can't understand why a corrupt cunt isn't the President-elect.
     
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  6. TBF I'm pretty sure the SJWs at Plebbit Central in San Fran have "unoffically-officially" banned links to both kiwifarms and ED site-wide. Meaning you could get your sub- in trouble by linking here, probably your account shadowbanned for posting the link, unless you're in the SRS/SRD/GamerGhazi hivemind. I think KiA actually has a 'bot that removes links to both here and ED automatically.

    Then again, that sub- also has this thread up at present, so what the hell. Never knew somebody as boring and banal as I am can get transfigured into Literally Hitler just by casting one vote.
     
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  7. Yeah, in the Cecily thread someone posted pics of her house that reddit users had taken and posted previously. They're as arbitrary as GOMI posters.
     
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  8. They're basically GOMI without Alice, just like the Scientologists who want to stay believing but without Miscavige. :powerlevel: Former ban-ee here :powerlevel:
     
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  9. Good Gravy, this woman.

    I joined GOMI during the Romeo Rose era and stayed for a while because of Cecily. I gave it up after about a year because the site is so fucking sloow. I had a hard time keeping up with all the ever changing user names and people named RESPECT anyway.

    First, the Romeo Rose thread was pure gold and the best thing at GOMI. I was so happy when I saw his thread here too. Everyone knew he was small time and broke but Alice caved to him like the coward she is.

    I know someone who isn't a GOMI poster but she's a mommy blogger who feeds Alice blogger scandals. Alice never posts any of it, front paging inane updates about Dooce scratching her ass instead. Knowing some of the things she fed Alice, it's really odd she what she opts to post. I think she's just a coward.
     
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  10. Interesting, is there anyway you can give us a comparison of some legit news she's received, and the garbage she chooses to post as a personal vendetta?
     
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  11. One recent one was the owner of a mommy blogger network who hired bloggers for client campaigns but was no where to be found on payment day. Alice posted about some blogger break up instead.
     
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  12. Why doesn't she just use Skype instead of publishing her number?
     
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  13. Probably the same reason her site is coded from 2001.
     
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  14. You really want to watch her get drunk while she's already dominating a conversation and not letting you or anyone else get a word in?
     
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  15. Alice only posts about people she wants to ragefuck. She is the messiest mess who ever messed. Garrett is so lucky she dumped him as a toddler. I hope someday he can see that his loser of a biological mother did him a huge favor by rejecting him like a bad kidney. I don't know why she hasn't killed herself already. Cowardice?
     
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  16. After learning more in depth about people like Cecily and her orbiters, this is the one benevolent and sound decision she's ever made.
     
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  17. I agree with sound, but not with benevolent. She is a lazy piece of shit who picked the bottle over her child. She's a scumbag who in a just world would have died a horrible, painful death years ago. Though I suppose living as Alice "partypants" Ridley is probably a miserable fate worse than death. She still deserves to stop existing.
     
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  18. Alice is so salty about the blogsnark subreddit that was made to follow her duplicity she went ahead and bought the rights to all the web domains by that name lol. Interesting she'll drop cash and time on this, and not the url for her camwhoring site a whiteknight bought for her with the gentle offer she take the reins. She doesn't treat anyone that does her a favor with decency.

    edit: here's a sampling of the reasonable commentary Alice deletes. She does no verification for posters, and even if she did she is the sole mod/admin of the site. I'm going to guess she's role playing as a member of the Freckled Fox's family, she loves to pethate feature threads about nothing at all about Emily as she ignores real tips about bloggers being defrauded over payment for their work:
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