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Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / MercaturThe morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Sep 26, 2016.

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  1. idk if you read the thread or not but she melts down when she's not in control of what content is visible and is pathologically hypocritical, and chimps when third parties make jokes at her expense so she can't bantz.
     
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  2. She regularly fucks up the browser usefulness of her site to stop people from blocking her ads. And then chimps out when people bitch about it on reddit. She scans the PMs on her site and bans users who are discussing themselves on reddit dissing her or anyone she suspects is on reddit dissing her. She has very thin skin for someone who runs a shit slinging blog.
     
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  3. There was also the whole stalking a man with terminal cancer and accusing him and his wife of faking the illness and siccing her psycho fans on them and then not apologizing when he died thing.
     
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  4. This is late, page one shit, but I had no idea she gave in to Romeo fucking Rose of all people. That is glorious.
     
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  5. She does that enough by herself IMHO.

    And thanks, StopMakingSense, I'm not sure what's up with the mods of blogsnark but they've been hiding my comments, and this is easily checked because when I log out they're not visible and only because visible when I pointed it out. They get weird and protective of Alice whenever a thread starts, warning people not to dox her when they don't even know what that means.

    No thanks to hanging out with someone who ditches her kid to wear a "cat mom" shirt and broadcast her hypocritical money burning and make believe Jewishness though.
     
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  6. That was absolutely horrifying.
    And when I posted about having terminal cancer and looking normal was possible...I was jumped on because it seems like everyone on GOMI is either an Oncologist or has had stage 4 cancer.

    The Freckled Fox episode was so fucked up.
    Because they did NOT keep their crazy bullshit contained to GOMI.
    It spilled over onto the social media of the Freckled Fox AND her family members.

    Blog Snark is slowly becoming more and more like GOMI.
     
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  7. Agreed. I gave up on them maybe 7 or 8 months ago when all the same pathologies that fucked up GOMI started popping up there too. A shame too, that sub had potential.
     
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  8. The Feminist Breeder once hacked the front page on GOMI. She claimed it was a false flag to make her look bad and that Alice had staged it but I've always suspected that TFB actually planned a reverse false flag - hack the site, write her name all over the front page, deny it because who would out themselves that way, blame Alice.

    Alice does not run a tight ship but she's also become small fry over the last two years. The upper echelon of blogging is different now but the site still focuses on fucking Dooce and other dinosaurs. The big dogs don't care anymore because GOMI is almost dead and the small and/or growing dogs are all Instagrammers who have no idea was a ddos might be. Alice is a grandma blogger to the latest crop of online fame hounds and therefore why bother with her.
     
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  9. TFB's coding skills were pretty much limited to editing htaccess. I don't suspect she's ever hacked anything. If she had, she'd have targeted more than just GOMI. Amy Teteur, for one.
     
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  10. I thought Alice broke her site on purpose and then told ppl on Twitter that Conch Shell sold admin login rights to TFB so that TFB could do it?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comments/3l1axw/the_2015_hack/?st=J5709IAK&sh=a93aaf34
     
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  13. Ugh, Gomi is down I guess. I was trying to reread the Cecily archives and now I can't connect. How would I know if my IP has been banned? This woman's way of operating her site is frustrating
     
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  15. Thanks, Entropy! I am so late to the game.
     
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  16. No problem! I'm not sure if the forum Cecily's thread is in allows guest posting, so you might have to make an account to comment there. I hope you do!
     
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  17. Check out this story of a GOMI meet up (C&P'ed from Blog Snark):

    It's been a few years so I don't remember all the details but this is what happened: in the NYC GOMI meetup board, people were always talking about getting together and never actually doing it. I posted kind of last-minute that I'd be in Brooklyn for the day if anyone wanted to get together. I was out and about so not on GOMI and didn't see Alice's response, so she wrote me an email with the subject line "Violating ur privacy lol" and said as mod she looked up my email and wrote to me to see if I'd want to meet up. It was really awkward but I was "in too deep" at that point so I said sure. She said she'd try and get some other people to come too.

    I finally get to the restaurant and she's already been there a while apparently. There's no one else from GOMI there. She makes a point of buying my drink and talks about she sees it as her job to treat GOMIers when she meets them because we make the site function. Not a terrible idea I guess.

    We talked for a few hours. I was much younger than her and it was just us so it never quite got un-awkward. She insisted there were "bloggers everywhere" at this restaurant (I saw no evidence), talked about her life, ragged on bloggers. I don't really remember much about our conversation aside from the Birkenstocks remark just because I was wearing them and then I felt weird.

    She did talk about how in the past GOMIers have gotten sloppy drunk while on meetups and she's had to let them crash on her couch. I guess because she's a lonely person she enjoys when that happens, she seemed proud of it. I had only one drink because I DEFINITELY was not spending the night with her.

    When I went to leave it was dark and the neighborhood was on the edge of sketch so she insisted on taking me in a cab to the subway station, which was also nice, but also kinda awk. She dropped me off and then I got an email from her shortly after saying how great it was to meet me and that next time she'll come to my neighborhood. I was like yeah sure but I never visited the meetup boards again.
     
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  18. why the fuck does Alice have a different album by The Fugs on display every time she shows us her little wire basket of records on The Gram? Doesn't seem like the kind of hipster signaling she usually engages in.
     
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  19. That's all it probably is: a play for hipster cred.
     
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    lol another home improvement that is anything but. Alice decides to eat up the majority of her closet space (coveted in NY) with this exceptional shelving unit. If she needed space to store her shoes she could have gotten one of those shoe holders that hang on the closet door and extend the length of it, allowing her to ditch the boxes. She has a stool set up but there's no fucking vanity mirror or the purpose of this is lost on me.
     
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