Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

[John Andrews Stan]

that sorta "you should aware bc youre a part of a community that actively mocks that sorta behavior but you arent?" is what makes me absolutely love halal threads and cows like Ms. GOMI

Yep. It would be like Null turning into DSP or Ethan Ralph. How is this shit not performance art? Oh yeah, untreated alcoholism and mental illness.

 

[Mocha Snob]

I deleted the Instagram app because it’s been hindering my productivity so I’m sorry for not posting her stories lately!!! Someone else should turn on notifs for her posts (plz)

 

[New to Fruit Farming]

Robin Williams (RIP) was a much prettier Mrs. Doubtfire, imo

 

[Mocha Snob]

Robin Williams (RIP) was a much prettier Mrs. Doubtfire, imo

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I love the “you look so cute” shade, she never gets those comments on her normal photos

 

[beautiful person]

Robin Williams (RIP) was a much prettier Mrs. Doubtfire, imo

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She's a few years late on the sheet mask trend.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She's a few years late on the sheet mask trend.

Color me shocked that Alice is too fucking wasted to do the sums and figure out that, ml for ml, this landfill fodder costs 10x what a decent serum would.

 

[MichaelScarn]

She's a few years late on the sheet mask trend.

She's been doing masks everyday, trying to look more sober I think.

She posted this the other day. It has 8 likes :/

 

[Moaning Myrtle]

Wow, those masks must be absolute magic, because they've managed to completely narrow the bridge of her nose, and even pinch it in near the top. Amazing!

 

[allthecheese]

Wow, those masks must be absolute magic, because they've managed to completely narrow the bridge of her nose, and even pinch it in near the top. Amazing!

That post was her trying out that filter that takes your face and replicates the right half and the left half as mirror images, it's supposed to show how much symmetry you have. That's why her necklace looks all wonky. She does tons of photoshopping, but this is intentional.

 

[MichaelScarn]

She deleted that photo. Embarrassingly few likes I guess

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It looks like she's fully committed to being Irish now. Until the booze wears off. You'll never be buried in a Jewish cemetery now, Alice!

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[Precocious Halfwit]

It looks like she's fully committed to being Irish now. Until the booze wears off. You'll never be buried in a Jewish cemetery now, Alice!

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Is that Alice's hand? That shamrock 'tattoo' looks like one of those little stamps you get... oh wait, usually at a bar!!!

 

[Blanche]

I'm a bit puzzled with that photo. Is she trying to put secret focus on her wrist not looking fat, or what?

 

[MichaelScarn]

if that's a real tat

 

[Blanche]

A tattoo that doesn't fill her finger creases and has no redness or any other sign of a fresh tattoo...

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I don’t know what she’s more allergic to, her baby son or earnestness. Has Alice ever had one genuine ‘moment’ of pausing the snark or otherwise venturing outside her permanent place in the try-hard zone? I can’t think of one.

Along those lines, here is an instance of Alice picking on an influencer whose father died of cancer. Their spouse and teenaged child had work and exams, respectively, so they traveled alone to visit family.

All parents die. Plant 'em in the dirt and get over yourself, sez Alice.

Gosh, and to think people only tolerate Alice when she's paying for drinks, passing out cigarettes to folks who only smoke while drinking, buying their friendship with designer accessories, and making her forum a safe space for your shittiest aunt to post the kind of political crap that got them banned from Fb.

Cute, Alice. Very cute.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Along those lines, here is an instance of Alice picking on an influencer whose father died of cancer. Their spouse and teenaged child had work and exams, respectively, so they traveled alone to visit family.

All parents die. Plant 'em in the dirt and get over yourself, sez Alice.
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Gosh, and to think people only tolerate Alice when she's paying for drinks, passing out cigarettes to folks who only smoke while drinking, buying their friendship with designer accessories, and making her forum a safe space for your shittiest aunt to post the kind of political crap that got them banned from Fb.

Cute, Alice. Very cute.

From the woman who had a very public IG breakdown when her cat died and writes drunken love letters to "Daddy" she deletes when she sobers up for a second.

 

[kirani90]

From the woman who had a very public IG breakdown when her cat died and writes drunken love letters to "Daddy" she deletes when she sobers up for a second.

Right! She claimed she was still drinking heavily months later because her like 18 year old cat died. And she thanked Chazz for not telling her to just get over it. I guess you're only supposed to emotionally detach from you parents and not your old ass pet. And I can only imagine when Daddy dies she'll "grieve" by getting blackout for years, but god forbid someone takes a week to handle it in a healthy way. She's such a nasty cunt.

 

[Kellog144]

Right! She claimed she was still drinking heavily months later because her like 18 year old cat died. And she thanked Chazz for not telling her to just get over it. I guess you're only supposed to emotionally detach from you parents and not your old ass pet. And I can only imagine when Daddy dies she'll "grieve" by getting blackout for years, but god forbid someone takes a week to handle it in a healthy way. She's such a nasty cunt.

Sure, Alice has a perfectly healthy, normal relationship with her parents. And friends. So many friends.

 

[MichaelScarn]

What a miserable person. I remember she's said in the past the only reason she hasn't killed herself is because of her pets, yet she has the audacity to shit on people mourning their parents? I would pity someone who is that emotionally retarded, but probably she is just a straight up sociopath.

Random aside: On that note, she had a lot to say about this woman who lost her child in a freak street accident a few years ago, @babyboybakery. She clogged up that GOMI thread with her vile hatred of parents who just lost a young child.

She's never experienced actual love, whether it be in the form of friendship, family, romance, whatever. I'd feel sorry for her if she didn't actively defame perfectly normal humans that she's just simply jealous of.