Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

[John Andrews Stan]

There’s got to be high demand for advice on emotionally detaching from immediate family members from the person who dumped her baby son and skipped town forever, never to return or do a thing to support her own child.

 

[New to Fruit Farming]

Somehow she has to turn every influencer's personal loss into a "look at how edgy and entertaining and cool Alice is" shitshow. Every time I start to feel sorry for that cruel, nasty little cunt, I have to remind myself about shit like this.

 

[chumberbuffett]

I really can’t stand her or her hellsite anymore, and I wish that GOMI wasn’t the only place people discuss a certain “influencer” local to me. She recently locked said thread a bunch of times because people were discussing the influencer’s husband and how delayed her child is, and apparently that’s not allowed, but she will turn around and interrupt the discussion to shitpost, powerlevel about her own life, or to ask about someone’s profile picture.

 

[NYCAW is a NYCOW]

I really can’t stand her or her hellsite anymore, and I wish that GOMI wasn’t the only place people discuss a certain “influencer” local to me. She recently locked said thread a bunch of times because people were discussing the influencer’s husband and how delayed her child is, and apparently that’s not allowed, but she will turn around and interrupt the discussion to shitpost, powerlevel about her own life, or to ask about someone’s profile picture.

Coming out of lurkdom to say I agree. Brandi deserves all the snark.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

There is nothing Alice fears more than the threat of a cease and desist/lawsuit. A day in the life of null would send her off a skyscraper.

 

[Motherfuckin' Cooze]

There is nothing Alice fears more than the threat of a cease and desist/lawsuit. A day in the life of null would send her off a skyscraper.

And yet she feels comfortable suggesting that every crib death was a murder.

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

I really can’t stand her or her hellsite anymore, and I wish that GOMI wasn’t the only place people discuss a certain “influencer” local to me. She recently locked said thread a bunch of times because people were discussing the influencer’s husband and how delayed her child is, and apparently that’s not allowed, but she will turn around and interrupt the discussion to shitpost, powerlevel about her own life, or to ask about someone’s profile picture.

Same here. I don’t know if I just can’t find the discussions elsewhere but GOMI is the easiest one to find and she’s all over it. She interjects when she has no idea what she’s talking about like she’s the be all and end all.

I frankly don’t know how she manages to censor all of these threads, post everywhere and expects us to believe she has a life.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

I really can’t stand her or her hellsite anymore, and I wish that GOMI wasn’t the only place people discuss a certain “influencer” local to me. She recently locked said thread a bunch of times because people were discussing the influencer’s husband and how delayed her child is, and apparently that’s not allowed, but she will turn around and interrupt the discussion to shitpost, powerlevel about her own life, or to ask about someone’s profile picture.

Make the thread here and invite the best posters from there

 

[Mocha Snob]

I’m back !!

Honestly Alice, why quit now? Your life couldn’t possibly get any worse.

 

[Country Matters]

I’m back !!

Honestly Alice, why quit now? Your life couldn’t possibly get any worse.

wondering how long it took for her to take/edit/upload this bc this is actually a decent pic of her

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

wondering how long it took for her to take/edit/upload this bc this is actually a decent pic of her

She looks like an embalmed corpse. What the hell is going on with her eyes?

 

[Sure Jan]

Damn, how many cc's of juvederm did she get injected into her cheeks and lips?!?

 

[Mocha Snob]

Since she’s Irish now, her upholstery has gone from yellow to green

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her apartment looks like it's 1973 and the Pantone color of the year is Unlovable Alcoholic Chartreuse.

 

[Country Matters]

She looks like an embalmed corpse. What the hell is going on with her eyes?

this pic gives off huge "Wine Aunt's Facebook Profile Pic" where the caption would be "Trying out this new 'selfie' thing!!" vibes
it really says something about a persons instagram presence when you say to yourself "you know this isnt even that bad"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Damn, how many cc's of juvederm did she get injected into her cheeks and lips?!?

Bingo. This is why her face looks like she’s freshly embalmed, she went and got some injectables. Why she thinks this stay-puff look is attractive I do not know. It’s creepy af.

Now I get why she also announced she quit smoking - she wants people to think her skin has been totally refreshed by her lack of smoking.

Her apartment looks like it's 1973 and the Pantone color of the year is Unlovable Alcoholic Chartreuse.

Actually last year the trend predictors were hyping the return to early 1970’s earth color palettes, so no surprise the woman who’s entire life is dedicated to not only mocking influencers but desperately imitating them and envying them bought ugly velveteen slip covers to once again “up date” her apartment to try and make it seem hip.

There’s nothing that says “no taste” like people who slavishly follow every new fad like clockwork. She’s truly the dream demo for empty lifestyle brands and all the garbage they sell.

Alice’s apartment always looks like a photo from a generic “metro living” magazine “style section.” You know the cheap rags published in every city simply to hype real estate agents and listings but with a few half assed filler articles to try and pretend it’s an actual magazine and not just sales tactic.

 

[Umaibae]

Yeah I was going to say the 1970s shit is back in style now, especially for decor, but @MirnaMinkoff beat me to it.

 

[MichaelScarn]

To me it just looks like her standard alky bloat. but it's not a bad angle and she doesn't look totally insane so good for her.

 

[Mocha Snob]

You are all being too nice about the photo...... it’s highly edited and Mirna said it correctly - she looks freshly embalmed. It looks like a memorial photo.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

You are all being too nice about the photo...... it’s highly edited and Mirna said it correctly - she looks freshly embalmed. It looks like a memorial photo.

That pic looks like one of those old fat Chinamen who filter themselves to look like 15 year old girls on the internet.