It's called a "French tuck" and it was hugely popular with people who watched the Queer Eye reboot.
Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.
Sure, but none of those guys said to french tuck if you are fat and wearing tee shirts too small. And I didn’t have to watch the show to know that none of them would recommend those jeans. On anybody, including a supermodel, but especially not Alice.
She’s the “before” in any style show/video, or thought.
Alice always referred to it as the “shametuck” and that definitely applies to it on her. Has she literally ever worn a pair of flattering pants, or anything else flattering for that matter?
Luna Vachon
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Love the video she posted within the last hour showing her "morning routine" in the pitch black darkness of night, clearly another drunken binge. Where exactly are you looking for bartending jobs at 6am, Alice?
ETA: Also perfect that she posted a self-righteous story complaining about the fireworks, then posts a photo of herself... enjoying said fireworks. Not a single shred of self-awareness.
ETA: Also perfect that she posted a self-righteous story complaining about the fireworks, then posts a photo of herself... enjoying said fireworks. Not a single shred of self-awareness.
Mocha Snob
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In case you'd forgotten, her name begins with A, she lives in NYC, and she's not like other time tellers. She's a cool time teller!
With all that creativity she could decorate an Applebee’s. I swear to god her apartment looks like the decor section of Home Goods.
Years ago when I first saw Alice posting photos of her apartment I thought they were just satirical set-ups mocking the interior design of basic bitch influencers. Then after a few weeks I realized this really was her apartment- no joke.
I was going to say it’s like a fat girl making fun of other fat girls, but realized she does exactly that too.
Luna Vachon
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Tbf I don't know if flattering clothes exist for this woman's fridge bod.
Is she still claiming she's not drinking? Thats exactly the type of thing she would post while piss ass drunk and delete when she comes to. The timing is weird for this dry-out anyway. She spent the last 15 months boohooing that her life sucks because the bars are closed, and as soon as they're about to reopen she's Sober Sally? I wouldn't be surprised is she had a health scare. Or maybe she thinks she can roll back the clock on her liver damage so she doesn't literally die this summer.
He A Cra Head
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She mentioned something about an ankle alarm and "don't drink in Central Park, kids" or something. Was she maybe under house arrest or some other conditions that warranted no alcohol? It just seems strange to quit both smoking and drinking at the same time.
Who is she doing this for? She said on a post that she has no intentions of infinite sobriety and judging by her binge of posts, safe to say she's back to the bottle.
Who is she doing this for? She said on a post that she has no intentions of infinite sobriety and judging by her binge of posts, safe to say she's back to the bottle.
Maybe her parents will only pay her rent if she stopped drinking and this is a performance for them. I don’t think they’re wealthy but perhaps they bailed her out of a jam and she won’t have to pay them back if she stays on the straight and narrow. If so, her parallels with parental freeloader (in perpetuity) Julia Allison just got even more striking.
Scaredweirdlittleguy
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It would also explain the constant wearing of those ugly, ugly jeans. I don’t know how she manages to get all of those buttons done up - they’re so close to bursting!
Mocha Snob
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He A Cra Head
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BORTCH.
As disgusting as her floppy fupa barricaded behind a button-fly....
This drunky wordsmith really has a way with the alphabet.
This has been touched on, but her vocabulary is so cringe. I wonder if in her own head, she refers to her son as crotch fruit.
As disgusting as her floppy fupa barricaded behind a button-fly....
This drunky wordsmith really has a way with the alphabet.
This has been touched on, but her vocabulary is so cringe. I wonder if in her own head, she refers to her son as crotch fruit.
Motherfuckin' Cooze
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She's pretending to be bipolar again.
She posted this gibberish on Cinco de Mayo:
On the 14th she said she hadn't drank or smoked for a week. So she stopped right after whatever happened on the 5th. I don't know what would warrant a SCRAM bracelet, but all signs point to Alice doing something seriously dumb while drunk in public.
On the 14th she said she hadn't drank or smoked for a week. So she stopped right after whatever happened on the 5th. I don't know what would warrant a SCRAM bracelet, but all signs point to Alice doing something seriously dumb while drunk in public.
He A Cra Head
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She's got some kind of serious safety net to be such a fuckup and still have an apt and whatever health she has left. Anyone who has watched Intervention has seen Alice over and over, and the only difference is that those ppl have family/friends who care and want them to get better.
Alice clearly has no friends and her parents are aging and hundreds of miles away. They are probably EXHAUSTED by her 50 years on this earth. If they aren't throwing her money, then whatever net she has is likely the only thing tethering her to a semi-functional reality.
Someone before said they think she got some sort of settlement yrs ago. That plus credit cards and maybe selling her used panties online keeps her soggy ass under a roof. (Gross)
She's lucky to have this mystery money. I really think it is literally the only thing allowing her to keep on keeping on as Alice, the barb-witted UES gadabout you probably met that one time (and just that one time before she pissed herself and got banned).
Alice clearly has no friends and her parents are aging and hundreds of miles away. They are probably EXHAUSTED by her 50 years on this earth. If they aren't throwing her money, then whatever net she has is likely the only thing tethering her to a semi-functional reality.
Someone before said they think she got some sort of settlement yrs ago. That plus credit cards and maybe selling her used panties online keeps her soggy ass under a roof. (Gross)
She's lucky to have this mystery money. I really think it is literally the only thing allowing her to keep on keeping on as Alice, the barb-witted UES gadabout you probably met that one time (and just that one time before she pissed herself and got banned).
HexBawxUno
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I Googled “Bortch” and it thought I misspelled borscht. Urban Dictionary had projectile vomiting as a higher rated definition for “Bortch” than misspelling of bitch.
How is Alice not a “Trainwreck”, why is she just “Gross”?
There is no mystery money. It's all ad revenue from GOMI. If life and politics were fair, null could monetize this site and make bank. The bank she's making pales to what she did in better times. Times before she hadn't banned most of her loyal userbase and even entire countries and continents, when the site ran better, when it wasn't infested malware and malicious ads that hijack your browser, when she hadn't disallowed certain browsers altogether, or other places to talk about influencers that are less controlling etc.; when she didn't have to tend bar at night to make ends meet because of all these issues of her own making. GOMI is in every way a reflection of Alice. The instability, the decline, the unpredictability in a cringy homemade dress that can't function in public.
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Self-described "female Leafy clone", crowdfunding scammer, pathetic bully, very unprofessional victim
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