Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

[Mocha Snob]

She’s really sticking with this insomniac bit to act like she wasn’t wasted making edits on her rooftop pictures

 

[Barbarella]

End stage cirrhosis can take a while, no matter how much rotgut you can slam down. I’m betting if her scooter makes a return that’ll be cause of death. Drunk while scooting.

 

[Mocha Snob]

Maybe she will scooter off the roof like Thelma and Louise

 

[Luna Vachon]

There is no mystery money. It's all ad revenue from GOMI. If life and politics were fair, null could monetize this site and make bank. The bank she's making pales to what she did in better times. Times before she hadn't banned most of her loyal userbase and even entire countries and continents, when the site ran better, when it wasn't infested malware and malicious ads that hijack your browser, when she hadn't disallowed certain browsers altogether, or other places to talk about influencers that are less controlling etc.; when she didn't have to tend bar at night to make ends meet because of all these issues of her own making. GOMI is in every way a reflection of Alice. The instability, the decline, the unpredictability in a cringy homemade dress that can't function in public.

This always gets me! She cultivated a decent place for otherwise internet-illiterate women to talk shit about bloggers and was doing fine until she let her intense paranoia fumble her bag. I had a GOMI account years ago, and I left when I could tell "someone" had deleted a PM I received about planning a local meet-up that wasn't specifically Alice-approved. Why did she care? How many hours a day was she spending reading everyone's PMs? Such a pathetic loser who makes her little pittance in spite of herself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She's pretending to be bipolar again.

I don’t think she needs to pretend. IANAP but diagnoses of borderline personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, bipolar, and NPD would not surprise me. Maybe all of the above if that’s possible.

 

[Motherfuckin' Cooze]

I don’t think she needs to pretend. IANAP but diagnoses of borderline personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, bipolar, and NPD would not surprise me. Maybe all of the above if that’s possible.

You're probably right. I don't know if I can properly articulate my thoughts on this, but it's like she enjoys suggesting that she's bipolar because she thinks that'll stir up more attention and concern than if she just came right out and said it. Like, someone struggling with an obvious mood disorder while lacking a proper diagnosis seems to be more in need of help than those who have a diagnosis (and a prescription).

Also, mood disorders tend to garner more sympathy than personality disorders.

 

[brooky]

I always read her handle as "New York CAAAWWW!!!!" like a very aggressive bird.

 

[multiverse]

Alice was blind drunk and scooting her groceries home.

 

[New to Fruit Farming]

She thinks she looks cool, but she actually comes across more like a bag lady these days.

 

[Barbarella]

And scooting with a red cup. Is she at the point she can’t run an errand without a glass in her hand?

 

[Blanche]

How does she not get laughed at out in public for setting up a tripod to pose on a scooter as she desperately clings to her youth??

 

[brooky]

How does she not get laughed at out in public for setting up a tripod to pose on a scooter as she desperately clings to her youth??

She does.

 

[Blanche]

She does.

What a relief.

 

[Mocha Snob]

It seems Alice got her first smoke detector which is terrifying.

 

[kirani90]

Sobriety journey over? It's amazing how quiet she is when she's not drinking. No spergs about Mother and Daddy, no pretend overseas trips, no made up stories about being from Leeds...

 

[He A Cra Head]

I guess being drunk really is her personality.

 

[Luna Vachon]

Aw, I miss drunk Alice who is 100% from Leeds and has been told by many that she has a Yorkshire accent. Computah, turn off livin rewm loight!

 

[Mocha Snob]

Remember when she totally had a boyfriend and she took pictures of the watch she bought herself and pretended he was leaving for the army? Also she’s totally not drinking guys!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Remember when she totally had a boyfriend and she took pictures of the watch she bought herself and pretended he was leaving for the army? Also she’s totally not drinking guys!

Imagine being dumped by someone who totally goes to different Instagram the next town over.

Oh Alice.

 

[MichaelScarn]