Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

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Barbarella

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It won’t last.

She has two choices: either stay home and out of bars and away from temptation, permanently. Find another job, another hobby, another life, and make some actual non-drinking friends. Right now, I’m sure she thinks everybody who doesn’t drink has something wrong with them, and probably thinks the only way to be cool in NYC is hanging out at bars. She won’t know what to do without bars; she’ll finally go back to the cool NYC people and start drinking, only have taken a week off, (not understanding there are bars like that in every city in the nation and it’s not cool)

Or, she can go to bars and just drink soda water or whatever, pretending it’s bar atmosphere she likes, and not booze. She’ll pick a date, maybe a month, and tell herself if she can go that long without a drink she’s not an alkie. Or, and this is my bet, she’ll go to bars, drink soda, and one night soon she’ll say “fuck it” and have a shot, of course, giving up before her magic date.

She’s not quitting.
 

Enyo

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She's claims these are latergrams, and that boxing day was her last booze.
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It's pathetically obvious now that she bought the doll for herself as a prop. Even more pathetic is that she's insistent on making it a thing. More of that preemptive irony that makes her UwUnotlikeothergirls TM. This is one of the most pathetic examples of a grown woman I can think of.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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It's pathetically obvious now that she bought the doll for herself as a prop. Even more pathetic is that she's insistent on making it a thing. More of that preemptive irony that makes her UwUnotlikeothergirls TM. This is one of the most pathetic examples of a grown woman I can think of.
Raven Sparks had a reborn doll too.

The idea that Alice has friend with small children that come over to her apartment to visit - and leave an expensive reborn doll there (which isn’t really for kids) - is as suspect as her gay british Christmas friend.

She bought the doll as a prop, for whatever weird reason. Maybe thought all her gay friends at the bar would enjoy the fake baby hijinx.

As a single woman with lots of time on her hands in NYC there are a literally a million interesting things she could do...and even post it on IG. But she only understands narcissistic content, so it has to be all about Alice. Content about Alice is only going to be entertaining to us. Alice has built a life around narcissism and critiquing other women (many of whom are more successful narcs)
 

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The fact Alice feels the need to stage these fake “my quirky city life” scenes for IG in her 40’s is just sad. People can smell the desperation all the way on the left coast. Wonder if she even has enough of a relationship with her son to call him during the holidays?
Doubtful. He's been engaged for a year now to an attractive girl, Alice has made no mention of it and won't be making an appearance in the wedding photos because there's no fucking way she'd be invited. Most parents would take delight in this milestone of their child's life, but Alice is too busy acting like a child herself. Literally. When she's not playing house in a trashy gay bar with a baby doll, she's pretending to be an elite socialite and playing dress up in dreadful outfits instead, or throwing herself an alcoholics version of a tea party with her imaginary friends!

Raven Sparks had a reborn doll too.
I just looked them up and they seem to average in price around two to three hundred dollars, but upwards of fifteen hundred. What a fucking loser.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Doubtful. He's been engaged for a year now to an attractive girl, Alice has made no mention of it and won't be making an appearance in the wedding photos because there's no fucking way she'd be invited. Most parents would take delight in this milestone of their child's life, but Alice is too busy acting like a child herself. Literally. When she's not playing house in a trashy gay bar with a baby doll, she's pretending to be an elite socialite and playing dress up in dreadful outfits instead, or throwing herself an alcoholics version of a tea party with her imaginary friends!


I just looked them up and they seem to average in price around two to three hundred dollars, but upwards of fifteen hundred. What a fucking loser.
Alice is terrified to admit she has a son who is now a grown man who is getting married. Doesn’t fit with her image, which is ironic because she’s basically followed the most famous character arc of the most famous fag hag of the 20th century - Capote’s Holly Golightly. Alice is just a cut rate, fat, less glamorous Holly.

Holly was a white trash southern child bride of an older man who ran away to be a call girl socialite in NYC. Her best friend was a gay writer. However, Holly did not abandon a child and eventually ended up with a wealthy husband and a baby on the way.

Alice was the young bride of a guy she married after a affair with an older guy who was her Dad’s friend. She ran away from her child and husband to be a cam whore and has tried hard and failed to be a NYC socialite. She has also tried to make gay guys her BFF and failed.

If she had any imagination she’d just style her IG as Bitter, washed up, middle aged, fat Holly Golightly, after two decades of too much booze, cigarettes and men. The gay men she covets would eat that shit up too.

(I mean she’s basically doing that now and doesn’t even realize it because she insists on LARPing a NY JAP (Jewish American Princess) and isn’t very creative)
 
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SituationTypeThing

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I know we've pondered to death how she was making money, but could GOMI be supporting her in style? I know these ad/traffic ranker sites are often wildly inaccurate, but even if she's making a quarter of what they're estimating, that's a lot of money for very little work, here are two examples:
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:gFYYB0uPHG4J:https://www.rank2traffic.com/gomiblog.com+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (cached because there was a server error)
http://www.my-site-value.com/website-worth/gomiblog.com (very out of date compared to actual alexa stats: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/gomiblog.com)

Assuming she's pulling in even a quarter of the income estimated... it's like an alcoholic's dream. But how long can the site thrive?
 

StrawberryDouche

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I know we've pondered to death how she was making money, but could GOMI be supporting her in style? I know these ad/traffic ranker sites are often wildly inaccurate, but even if she's making a quarter of what they're estimating, that's a lot of money for very little work, here are two examples:
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:gFYYB0uPHG4J:https://www.rank2traffic.com/gomiblog.com+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us (cached because there was a server error)
http://www.my-site-value.com/website-worth/gomiblog.com (very out of date compared to actual alexa stats: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/gomiblog.com)

Assuming she's pulling in even a quarter of the income estimated... it's like an alcoholic's dream. But how long can the site thrive?
I think the 11 year aggregate data is a bit deceiving. GOMI had robust traffic and a reliable user base at some points in the past, and I think that at those points she was raking in cash.

The site that estimates the value and worth of GOMI is potential. If the site were even accessible, if you could even join, if your account weren't banned on the whim of a sociopathic drunk, if she hadn't banned 90% of her user base, if the site weren't infested with malware and malicious ads, then yeah, those estimates would be somewhat reflective of the site's value.

I think that she took a part time job at night is extremely telling. People ranking in half a mil don't do that.

e to also add:
Alice does everything she can to maximize clicks. There are no notifications like there are here. You don't know if someone quoted your post unless you click the thread. You don't know if there are new posts unless you click the thread. You can't watch a thread like you can here. Click, click, click.

People by the thousands have stopped visiting GOMI. She blocks entire browsers. There are ads that will hijack the browsers she capriciously allows. Then there are the ads themselves which are so numerous, you cannot even read the site. Instead of having a smooth platform that's easy and fun to use like this one, she has done every thing imaginable to make it a painful burden to read her site. It's as if the site has life insurance and she's trying to murder it for the money.

You have to really, really put in a lot of effort to read GOMI. It's designed to drive people away with it's clunky, slow design and the ad attacks. You need to be really dedicated.
 
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SituationTypeThing

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True. Her ban-the-loyal-members mentality will always baffle me. Not that alcoholics are known for their good decisions or impulse control.

I really have no concept of how long the site can survive. I was 100% there for one mommy blogger, and mommy blogging, and blogging in general, is a dying trend. Does anyone know if there's decent activity for youtubers and IGers, enough to draw in new people? I assume wandering ALR reddit refugees could find a new home there? I don't want to give her the click to check.
 

StrawberryDouche

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True. Her ban-the-loyal-members mentality will always baffle me. Not that alcoholics are known for their good decisions or impulse control.

I really have no concept of how long the site can survive. I was 100% there for one mommy blogger, and mommy blogging, and blogging in general, is a dying trend. Does anyone know if there's decent activity for youtubers and IGers, enough to draw in new people? I assume wandering ALR reddit refugees could find a new home there? I don't want to give her the click to check.
There is an ALR thread there, but it hasn't bumped in 4 months. The IG and YT forums are nearly dead. The first thread of each bumped yesterday, and the last threads on the first page of each forum bumped a year ago.
 

SituationTypeThing

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There is an ALR thread there, but it hasn't bumped in 4 months. The IG and YT forums are nearly dead. The first thread of each bumped yesterday, and the last threads on the first page of each forum bumped a year ago.
Oh wow. Sounds like it's dying. That should amuse everyone who was banned. I'm sure the site will limp along till nienie and other less-discussed-elsewhere bloggers stop blogging.

I guess after that, alice can turn back to camgirling at youporn or porn tube or whatever. Or she can be the drinking equivalent of a mukbanger on YT, she can just drink white claw in one of her tacky, semi-homemade ball gowns, and talk about how angry and lonely she is till she passes out.
 

rocknrollmartian

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True. Her ban-the-loyal-members mentality will always baffle me. Not that alcoholics are known for their good decisions or impulse control.

I really have no concept of how long the site can survive. I was 100% there for one mommy blogger, and mommy blogging, and blogging in general, is a dying trend. Does anyone know if there's decent activity for youtubers and IGers, enough to draw in new people? I assume wandering ALR reddit refugees could find a new home there? I don't want to give her the click to check.
It seems like some IG personalities are enough to carry active threads on GOMI (and of course many bloggers are also active on IG), but I can't see GOMI lasting more than another year or two due to its insanely bad design and account registration denials. It's impossible even to lurk there. Also, anything discussed on GOMI can easily be moved to, or already has a home on, Reddit, GuruGossiper, Lipstick Alley, etc.
 

multiverse

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Alice has finally remembered that she owns a forum and that if she wants to keep herself in booze money, she'd better try to do something with it.

Fix the website issues? Unban everyone? Allow free speech? Nah. She's gonna do drunken podcasts from her living room.
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In other news, she's still drinking despite swearing she was off the sauce at the New Year. But now she's drinking at home. I can only imagine how embarrassing her behavior became at year end that she's hunkered down like this.
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kirani90

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In other news, she's still drinking despite swearing she was off the sauce at the New Year. But now she's drinking at home. I can only imagine how embarrassing her behavior became at year end that she's hunkered down like this.
Is there any landlord on earth that still allows smoking indoors, especially in a moderately nice-ish building? She definitely doesn't always take it outside. Her apartment must reek of cigarettes, cat piss, and a thousand spilled White Claws.

Meanwhile, Alice is doing the thing where she posts at her really good friends who she can't post pictures of or tag but they totally exist. This one who dragged her into a "hen do" (she is VERY British now, guys).
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Edit: Alice predictably deleted the posts when she woke up.
 
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RemoveKebab

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Alice has finally remembered that she owns a forum and that if she wants to keep herself in booze money, she'd better try to do something with it.

Fix the website issues? Unban everyone? Allow free speech? Nah. She's gonna do drunken podcasts from her living room.
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In other news, she's still drinking despite swearing she was off the sauce at the New Year. But now she's drinking at home. I can only imagine how embarrassing her behavior became at year end that she's hunkered down like this.
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I was looking at the candles trying to see if she has one of those Goop vagina candles. She is the type of bitch that would buy one because random and zany.
 

StrawberryDouche

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Meanwhile, Alice is doing the thing where she posts at her really good friends who she can't post pictures of or tag but they totally exist. This one who dragged her into a "hen do" (she is VERY British now, guys).
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"apoloash"

>45 year old matron tries to speak the language of British youth because she's hip, she's cool, she's 45; not like other 45 year olds
>still Texas trash
>still 45
>fucks up the word
>fails