Kiwi Farms
I know some users here are refugees from there, but for those of you who have never heard of GOMI (Get Off My Internets) it's the middle aged soccer mom version of the farms. They have some great content but mostly subjects of their ire are placed in a pillory over things like house decor, shoes, and not being a fat fuck after having three kids. Threads are often derailed because commenters use them like a personal diary (several minutes of browsing reveals every other user on the site has suffered from an ED or infertility), and so does its owner. Far be it from us to cast stones for obsessing over minute details of the lives of others or engaging in rampant speculation, however, their dear leader is a cow of epic proportions who has one talent: deleting fucking everything.
Meet Alice:
Instagram
Twitter (on lock down currently)
GOMI twitter
This is Alice ironically engaging in food addiction.
She does want you to know how unironically progressive she is.
she's also fat, but ironically again.
Alice's life is a paradox. She wants to be known as supreme mean girl of the internet but she's incredibly thin skinned. She desperately wants to be popular and have friends but all the behaviors she defaults to are anti-social and leads to her burning bridges. She wants to be as well liked as the bloggers she skewers but without the criticism so preempts it with irony. Yes, the decor of her entire apartment is white; yes, she places bowls of mac n' cheese on the floor for the perfect picture; yes, she posts home improvement projects, and pet pics. Alice wants you to believe it's her self deprecating sense of humor and their lack thereof that sets the two apart, but actually from Alice's view it's the ten year age and 80lbs+ weight gaps that'll make a blogger the focus of her rage. Alice nails digital panhandlers to crosses but thinks she should be considered brave because she's more tactful in her e-begging and also less grateful.
GOMI is a POS.Despite describing herself as a programmer, Alice hasn't updated GOMI's code since the 90's. New users find themselves isolated from participation because at times the post button is non-functional for comments. Partypants has a history of passive-aggressively punishing users who don't donate money to the site and use adblock, who are more popular than her (or whatever one of the countless things that bruise her ego) so this may be a result of that rather than poor programming. The site is riddled with errors, dated emojis, and malware. Any user who dare mention this whether snarky or benign ("Hmm, I noticed when I load the site on my phone the app store pops up") will find their comment deleted, their account and IP banned. But it's not only thread comments about these things that'll have you banished, it's your private messages as well.
Partypants obsessively reads her users PMs.[/SIZE] Users mentioning sites where she can't influence the visibility of criticism about herself and her site, mentioning adblock, and malware get permabanned. Here's a thread over 1.5k comments all about it. [Archive]
thirrsstttaaayyy, in more than one way. Try losing 80lbs, maybe men will pay attention to you then.
Whether online or IRL, Alice can't socialize without alcohol. Alice likes to berate her user base into conference calling her while she's wasted. She also likes to collect the phone numbers of industry people while she wasted at social outings to later call them but only if she's wasted. No matter how many participates there are the calls always act as a monologue for PP who aggressively and incoherently rambles on for hours if you allow it to go on that long, and you won't be allowed a word in edgewise. This is also when she's the most active posting to her site, users note this leads to mass deletion of her own comments the following day.
whenever half a days content would go missing on GOMI it meant that Alice just binge deleted it to hind the shame of her drunk begging for friends and attention.
Alice has defrauded users out of tens of thousands of dollars. Partypants will periodically make super dramatic announcements that GOMI will be closed for good in x days. Of course she doesn't do this to solicit donations, it just happens x days is always before her next paycheck is due (she likes to guilt users it's difficult for her to find work with this site as her hobby). She holds the threat of immediate closure over the heads of users who rush to ask how they can help while simultaneously chiding "No, no, this site is my responsibility, but there's this donate button on the bottom of your screen." Her drunk posting has revealed her shoddy math, in which she admits she received over 6,000 individual donations to keep the site running, but only mentions $4k worth of bills. Where did the rest of the money go? To the hair extensions and nails she likes to post on the gram on course. She never does a kickstarter, or gofundme, she never posts caps of total donations, everything it sent direcly to her paypal account and she never thanks donors individually.
A play by play of one donation drive. [Archive]
Someone recollecting one of the countless times GOMI wasn't supposed to exist but inexplicably still does. [Archive]
GOMI closing.. again. with some interesting math
Alice lies alot. Alice's mom is dead or alive based on her whims. She gave birth to a kid in the back of a car and dumped him on his father but altered history to having given him to a gay couple to match her progressive persona of today. This might help to explain her hatred of svelte mommy bloggers who didn't abandon their children in favor of addiction.
Oh yeah, she was also a cam girl. while she was still skinny fat and not disgustingly fat.
Phone Number: 917-627-2308
169 PARK AVE #2
BROOKLYN NY 11205
Alice never made any let alone a 1k donation to the Freckled Fox.
Alice can't police the content here, I hope some of the thousands of people she's burned start taking more screencaps and store them here for posterity.
Meet Alice:
Twitter (on lock down currently)
GOMI twitter
This is Alice ironically engaging in food addiction.
She does want you to know how unironically progressive she is.
she's also fat, but ironically again.
Alice's life is a paradox. She wants to be known as supreme mean girl of the internet but she's incredibly thin skinned. She desperately wants to be popular and have friends but all the behaviors she defaults to are anti-social and leads to her burning bridges. She wants to be as well liked as the bloggers she skewers but without the criticism so preempts it with irony. Yes, the decor of her entire apartment is white; yes, she places bowls of mac n' cheese on the floor for the perfect picture; yes, she posts home improvement projects, and pet pics. Alice wants you to believe it's her self deprecating sense of humor and their lack thereof that sets the two apart, but actually from Alice's view it's the ten year age and 80lbs+ weight gaps that'll make a blogger the focus of her rage. Alice nails digital panhandlers to crosses but thinks she should be considered brave because she's more tactful in her e-begging and also less grateful.
GOMI is a POS.Despite describing herself as a programmer, Alice hasn't updated GOMI's code since the 90's. New users find themselves isolated from participation because at times the post button is non-functional for comments. Partypants has a history of passive-aggressively punishing users who don't donate money to the site and use adblock, who are more popular than her (or whatever one of the countless things that bruise her ego) so this may be a result of that rather than poor programming. The site is riddled with errors, dated emojis, and malware. Any user who dare mention this whether snarky or benign ("Hmm, I noticed when I load the site on my phone the app store pops up") will find their comment deleted, their account and IP banned. But it's not only thread comments about these things that'll have you banished, it's your private messages as well.
Partypants obsessively reads her users PMs.[/SIZE] Users mentioning sites where she can't influence the visibility of criticism about herself and her site, mentioning adblock, and malware get permabanned. Here's a thread over 1.5k comments all about it. [Archive]
thirrsstttaaayyy, in more than one way. Try losing 80lbs, maybe men will pay attention to you then.
Whether online or IRL, Alice can't socialize without alcohol. Alice likes to berate her user base into conference calling her while she's wasted. She also likes to collect the phone numbers of industry people while she wasted at social outings to later call them but only if she's wasted. No matter how many participates there are the calls always act as a monologue for PP who aggressively and incoherently rambles on for hours if you allow it to go on that long, and you won't be allowed a word in edgewise. This is also when she's the most active posting to her site, users note this leads to mass deletion of her own comments the following day.
whenever half a days content would go missing on GOMI it meant that Alice just binge deleted it to hind the shame of her drunk begging for friends and attention.
Alice has defrauded users out of tens of thousands of dollars. Partypants will periodically make super dramatic announcements that GOMI will be closed for good in x days. Of course she doesn't do this to solicit donations, it just happens x days is always before her next paycheck is due (she likes to guilt users it's difficult for her to find work with this site as her hobby). She holds the threat of immediate closure over the heads of users who rush to ask how they can help while simultaneously chiding "No, no, this site is my responsibility, but there's this donate button on the bottom of your screen." Her drunk posting has revealed her shoddy math, in which she admits she received over 6,000 individual donations to keep the site running, but only mentions $4k worth of bills. Where did the rest of the money go? To the hair extensions and nails she likes to post on the gram on course. She never does a kickstarter, or gofundme, she never posts caps of total donations, everything it sent direcly to her paypal account and she never thanks donors individually.
A play by play of one donation drive. [Archive]
Someone recollecting one of the countless times GOMI wasn't supposed to exist but inexplicably still does. [Archive]
GOMI closing.. again. with some interesting math
Alice lies alot. Alice's mom is dead or alive based on her whims. She gave birth to a kid in the back of a car and dumped him on his father but altered history to having given him to a gay couple to match her progressive persona of today. This might help to explain her hatred of svelte mommy bloggers who didn't abandon their children in favor of addiction.
Oh yeah, she was also a cam girl. while she was still skinny fat and not disgustingly fat.
Phone Number: 917-627-2308
169 PARK AVE #2
BROOKLYN NY 11205
Alice never made any let alone a 1k donation to the Freckled Fox.
Alice can't police the content here, I hope some of the thousands of people she's burned start taking more screencaps and store them here for posterity.