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Techpriest

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His secret technology is hiring an airplane to drop flares. He got caught doing this somewhere on the east coast of FL since someone looked up flight paths.

The whole premise of CE5 would make for a hilarious horror movie though. A bunch of people wander into the wilderness and try to telepathically contact aliens. What could go wrong? (it's anal probes)
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Hiring a plane to drop flares is fucking brilliant, 10/10 grift there.

Yeah, CE5 is absolutely retarded. And would make for a fun dumb horror movie.
 

biiguy

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I found the video. It's great that people pay Greer thousands of dollars to go out and watch a plane drop flares while he tells you that they're definitely not flares.

Please take note that aliens actually exist. Using the word, of course, in its literal meaning - foreigner. During WWII many German citizens were interned in Britain as 'enemy aliens'. (Including Jews from Germany who, by any stretch of the imagination, would not be considered enemies of Britain). Of course, the modern term 'alien' is taken to mean solely 'aliens from outer space' , but that's just a semantic problem.
 

Inquisitor_BadAss

The only person who fell for Nulls April fools
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I found the video. It's great that people pay Greer thousands of dollars to go out and watch a plane drop flares while he tells you that they're definitely not flares.

Having the plane drop flares just enough away where people can’t see the aircraft itself. People dumb enough to pay him for this deserve to lose their money. A quick search shows this guys history, so if morons are that hardcore into believing he can summon aliens there is no hope for any of them.
 

GreeneCoDeputy

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In light of recent events you think this thread may be a little retarded?
Not at all.

Treatments for cancer exist. That does not mean that every alleged treatment for cancer is beyond question or efficacious.

Just because some element of an individual's experience or a recorded anomaly remains unexplained, doesn't mean that the single most extreme possible explanation is the correct one.

We have evidence in this very thread of frauds who take advantage of people's credulity around this subject and essentially steal their money for a magic show.

Even if intelligent aliens visited the planet or came out of ocean bases or whatever else people suppose them to be, does not make all of them authentic.

Car accidents happen. Car insurance fraud around staged car accidents also happens. One does not imply the other does not exist.

People no doubt witness things but people are also notoriously bad at looking at points of light in a pitch black sky and determining the distance, direction, and velocity of the point of light. This was in full display for the Phoenix Lights, another massive spaz out over military training flares.

Case in point:
In 2012 this UFO was seen by many in eastern Kentucky, and recorded by "amateur astronomer" Allen Epling. There was a big to-do about it: this was the part of the country that had the Mothman encounters, so obviously - aliens.
Turns out, nope. It was a test by Google of a high-altitude balloon that could provide Internet to a large area on the ground.

Aviators are much better at this but they're not perfect.

The navy UFO’s are just UFO’s. Unidentified flying objects, possibly spy balloons and drones with radar reflectors to make the radar displays think they’re moving way faster than they should be to gather ELINT.

The people in this thread often think that the US government is in active contact with aliens or that they’ve had actual encounters with flesh and blood aliens, and no evidence supporting such claims. That’s a big difference.
100% this. I wish people would stop making this ridiculous jump.

The ATIP thing has been ongoing in some form or another for decades.
Aviators see things when they are flying. Their reports and debriefs need to be logged and analyzed when they include something out of the ordinary in terms of other craft in the sky that have not been adequately identified and are exhibiting unusual performance characteristics.

Not doing that would be pure dereliction of duty on the part of DoD. These sightings could be evidence of an adversarial power developing new craft or spy technology making incursions into US airspace.

It doesn't mean that the US government somehow acknowledges the existence of aliens or whatever other absurd conclusion tards are jumping to.
Here are a couple sober-minded Naval aviators (C.W. Lemoine I believe is Air Guard at the moment but has experience in the Naval Reserve as an F/A-18 pilot. Ward Carroll is a former F-14 and F/A-18 radar intercept officer and Naval Academy graduate).


Ward works through logically breaking down the evidence, behavior of the craft, and comes to a conclusion of likely US advanced systems testing.
I lean toward this as well especially with the mirroring of the squadron commander's movements. I don't think it's any coincidence that these incidents are taking place in MTAs (military training areas that are staked out and identified on all FAA sectional charts). The F/A-18 Super Hornets are slated to be replaced by the F/A-XX program which is rumored to be a pairing of a human-piloted fighter and one or more semi-autonomous drones.


C.W. works through the footage and points out some things going on. He also identifies a few possibilities which are more likely than extraterrestrials.

DARPA routinely asks warfighters for "Star Wars"-like ideas to deal with military problems and unconventional craft are right up their alley.

His secret technology is hiring an airplane to drop flares. He got caught doing this somewhere on the east coast of FL since someone looked up flight paths.
I love it.

The Barry Goldwater Range is a training area used by all the services for air-to-ground gunnery and bombing practice. Military illumination flares use parachutes to slow their descent and they do appear to practically "hover" or float at times. As many times as I've had to explain this to the locals they continue to claim they see UFOs (case in point: the Stardust Ranch mentioned earlier which I still have to provide some material for).

Finally, a note on leaked documents, footage, or anything else: Be very wary of the context. Leakers often grossly misunderstand the material they are leaking and the press is also easily duped and have their own agendas. The press will take the word of the leaker even if they are flat wrong.
 
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