Kiwi Farms
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
With my last two threads, I profiled a couple of people in the New Age/Alien Conspiracy Theorist communities, both of whom are especially prominent pieces of shit who scam gullible boomers and rake in the profits from their antics. I mentioned the greater sort of ecosystem these sort of people move around in, and what they get up to. Well, the answer is “quite a bit,” and also there’s a wide array of weirdos who hock everything from being abducted for a breeding program, induction in to a secret space program, secret alien research bases, UFO hunting, the convergence of UFOs and Bigfoot, redneck drinking stories, bizarre encounters, channeling, and far, far, far more. I’ve selected a couple to start with, who I feel meet the baseline of crazy, weird, and strange, but probably don’t deserve an individual thread (yet) due to lack of online antics, being deceased, or just not enough information currently available on them. There’s plenty of others who can be found online, on facebook or various forums.
David Huggins
David Huggins is an artist and former deli employee in Hoboken New Jersey. Oh, and he also lost his virginity to an alien.
David Huggins is honestly one of the most entertaining weirdos I’ve ever stumbled across, and his story is fantastically illustrated by David himself, involving mantis alien cucks, touching babies, ejaculating into bowls, alien abduction, a torrid lifelong love affair with an alien human hybrid, and much much more. He’s translated his experiences into a bunch of artistic paintings from the third person perspective, and honestly they’re not bad.
David and his waifu.
David and a Mantis Cuck, arguing about the giant glowing cum bubble the cuck has left in the corner
David's first time with his love interest, Crescent. It looks like he's being raped by a female Michael Myers.
His waifu and the mantis cuck prepare for a fun night, with the mantis already preparing to go off into the corner.
Seriously what the fuck is this supposed to be, I don't fucking understand this shit
A pair of mantis cucks look on as David's harem bring in the kids to meet daddy before the gang bang
Like many who claim to be an alien abductee, David claims to have forgotten the experience for a while, before suddenly having a recollection of events. Luckily for David, he seems to feel his experiences were mostly positive, and from his own account I can see why. Having lots of sex with “hot” alien chicks probably has a lot to do with his fond recollection of the aliens. He also has a documentary about him available for free on YouTube (with ads) that I highly recommend checking out.
David also does appearances at conventions, which isn’t super unusual for these people, and is how plenty of them make extra money. Currently, I’m not too sure what David is up to, since he doesn’t and hasn’t really made a splash since his documentary was released. My guess is he’s still painting, fucking aliens, and enjoying his retirement. Godspeed you crazy bastard.
John Edmonds
https://www.12news.com/article/news...fter-aliens-tried-to-abduct-my-wife/485655501
His story is fucking wild and I absolutely love it. So first off, John Edmonds claims he was in the CIA. The ranch house he and his wife bought to retire at and also run a horse rescue had supernatural shit happen from the start, as some guy came up to them and said “hey you’re the new boss right? I was hired by the old guy to fight the monsters”, and a bunch of furniture ended up in the swimming pool. John claims to have witnessed his wife nearly getting abducted (which he stopped by shooting at the UFO with an AK), to be harassed by various grey aliens all over the ranch (which also attacked the animals) and to have personally killed 19 greys with a fucking SAMURAI SWORD.
Yeah, this guy claims to have killed 19 greys with a samurai sword. He also ended up on an episode of Ghost Adventures with Zac and the gang, as Stardust Ranch not only has an alien problem but a ghost problem as well.
He’s been doing various podcasts and interviews through youtube, but also wrote a book on the subject. Which is just hilarious. The ranch was sold in 2019 for 6.5 million dollars, which is quite crazy. This dude is a natural lolcow and might need his own thread later on, depending on his activities. He’s got a facebook page as well, locked to those who don’t have an active account, which is sort of a bummer.
I’m sure there’s plenty of other strange alien abductees kiwis have seen out there. This community is large, active, and full of interesting and strange people.
David Huggins
David Huggins is an artist and former deli employee in Hoboken New Jersey. Oh, and he also lost his virginity to an alien.
David Huggins is honestly one of the most entertaining weirdos I’ve ever stumbled across, and his story is fantastically illustrated by David himself, involving mantis alien cucks, touching babies, ejaculating into bowls, alien abduction, a torrid lifelong love affair with an alien human hybrid, and much much more. He’s translated his experiences into a bunch of artistic paintings from the third person perspective, and honestly they’re not bad.
David and his waifu.
David and a Mantis Cuck, arguing about the giant glowing cum bubble the cuck has left in the corner
David's first time with his love interest, Crescent. It looks like he's being raped by a female Michael Myers.
His waifu and the mantis cuck prepare for a fun night, with the mantis already preparing to go off into the corner.
Seriously what the fuck is this supposed to be, I don't fucking understand this shit
A pair of mantis cucks look on as David's harem bring in the kids to meet daddy before the gang bang
Like many who claim to be an alien abductee, David claims to have forgotten the experience for a while, before suddenly having a recollection of events. Luckily for David, he seems to feel his experiences were mostly positive, and from his own account I can see why. Having lots of sex with “hot” alien chicks probably has a lot to do with his fond recollection of the aliens. He also has a documentary about him available for free on YouTube (with ads) that I highly recommend checking out.
David also does appearances at conventions, which isn’t super unusual for these people, and is how plenty of them make extra money. Currently, I’m not too sure what David is up to, since he doesn’t and hasn’t really made a splash since his documentary was released. My guess is he’s still painting, fucking aliens, and enjoying his retirement. Godspeed you crazy bastard.
John Edmonds
https://www.12news.com/article/news...fter-aliens-tried-to-abduct-my-wife/485655501
His story is fucking wild and I absolutely love it. So first off, John Edmonds claims he was in the CIA. The ranch house he and his wife bought to retire at and also run a horse rescue had supernatural shit happen from the start, as some guy came up to them and said “hey you’re the new boss right? I was hired by the old guy to fight the monsters”, and a bunch of furniture ended up in the swimming pool. John claims to have witnessed his wife nearly getting abducted (which he stopped by shooting at the UFO with an AK), to be harassed by various grey aliens all over the ranch (which also attacked the animals) and to have personally killed 19 greys with a fucking SAMURAI SWORD.
Yeah, this guy claims to have killed 19 greys with a samurai sword. He also ended up on an episode of Ghost Adventures with Zac and the gang, as Stardust Ranch not only has an alien problem but a ghost problem as well.
He’s been doing various podcasts and interviews through youtube, but also wrote a book on the subject. Which is just hilarious. The ranch was sold in 2019 for 6.5 million dollars, which is quite crazy. This dude is a natural lolcow and might need his own thread later on, depending on his activities. He’s got a facebook page as well, locked to those who don’t have an active account, which is sort of a bummer.
I’m sure there’s plenty of other strange alien abductees kiwis have seen out there. This community is large, active, and full of interesting and strange people.