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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapemanPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

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  1. Does Alison make enough beta bux to get breast implants first? Assuming she'll forego paying rent as usual.

    Then she can join the trans men with big fake tits club. Bonus points if she goes on rants about how women are judged by their looks.
     
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  2. I don't get Ali. You want to work in PR. Why would you not only dress like this when you go outside,

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    But post a picture of it too.


    If I was walking into a cvs and saw a girl decked out like that I'd immediately assume it's some 30 year old girl junkie who strips or does cam if not outright tricking off craigslist

    Like, why
     
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  3. I'd assume anyone I saw dressed like this was wearing their clothes inside out because there was come all over the outside or something gross like that. It looks disgusting.
     
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  4. I'd just assume too high to dress properly but yeah gross shit on them is a given
     
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  5. I thought she gave up all hopes of working in PR ever again. She never mentions applying for PR jobs, and after finishing or quitting coding bootcamp she stopped talking about that as well. Now she only mentions Patreon and selling nudes as sources of income.
     
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  6. Lol coding bootcamp I forgot about that

    I guess reality slapped her in the face when she realizes being on the wrong side of 20 and smelling of Doritos toots is not gonna get the boys to do her homework for her
     
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  7. But it will get the boys who collect toe nail clippings and shit filled condoms to give her money.
     
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  8. This is also the classic Walmart customer look, where somebody couldn't be bothered to change out of their pajamas before venturing out into public.
     
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  9. She looks like trash. Also, notice the Christmas tree lights behind her in that filthy sty of a bathroom? It also looks like there's a pile of hoard behind her.
     
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  10. You can take white trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of white trash
     
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  11. pink beanie, stupid oversized glasses.. I have the sudden urge to yell "Shutup, Meg" at her.
     
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  12. That would be fine if she actually put effort into it. If she can make $2K+ with a couple crappy fake Polaroids a month, imagine if she put even just a bit more effort into staying in shape, making costumes, taking real photographs, etc.

    White broads her age LOVE those oversize, dark-rimmed glasses. I end up seeing tweets of comedy writers via comedians I follow on Twitter, and it seems like half the women have the same badly dyed blond bob and enormous black glasses.
     
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  13. I feel like, if they weren't hypocrites, her SJW sperg friends should be calling her out for wearing glasses that she doesn't medically require as fashion accessories.
     
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  14. Great to be back, Kiwis. I missed this thread over the past 3 weeks. Also, I just noticed one of the tags was lunch lady arms for this thread.. hahahaha

    I'm surprised Alison didn't freak the fuck out that Milo was at UW recently doing a talk (in which he trashed Brianna Wu). Seems like that's right up her alley to reeeeeeee about Gamergate.
     
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  15. Reminder - she wasn't even going to a coding bootcamp. She was literally doing an online course while pretending she was going outside to do one. Likely because Jake was doing one of those paid camps already and she was all "y-yeah well I can be a whore, but also good at the tech too!" - those things are overpriced as heck so no way they could of afforded to both do one.

    For a few weeks she was all "LOOK LOOK I CAN DO A CODE ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE?" till they started getting into actual functions and then she was all "oh no I can't figure this out I am adorable but useless please help" - alas because it was online, she couldn't flutter her eyes at a fellow beta student to get the work done for her (and Jake was already busy with his own class + Fran)

    Honestly why haven't they officially broken up at this point. It's almost a bit sad watching them pretend they are still together in any sense of the word. Jake's never actually home anymore
     
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  16. That's a Rapp.

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  17. Jake's still a massive ass cuck. Even Alison had to be the one with balls to take it to dissolution. Sad.

    Bit surprised she's not sharing that news yet, surely that would excite the thirsty betas to provide more cuckbux?
     
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  18. lol thats great. im sure jake just didnt have the money to file so ali used her cuckbux. least she could do after ramming a dildo up his ass.
     
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  19. When you can no longer pull off the fresh faced teen with long flowing hair look, you resort to the sexy praying mantis look to get guys to fuck you.

    :story:

    This means 2 things: Jake and Ali actually were married by that fat guy, and Ali will have to go to court a few times which will likely cause further headbanging spergouts.
     
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  20. He sunk all his cash into that idiotic bus idea.

    Fran certainly picked a winner.
     
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