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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapemanPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

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Are we literally killing *REDACTED* irl by posting his name in a 800page thread that isn't about him

  1. Yes, i don't understand how the internet works.

  2. No, no one would bother to search his info here or care that he banged Rapp.

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  1. Oh wow, they actually were legally married :story:
     
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  2. I don't know, I don't think he actually bought anything yet.
     
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  3. It would mean admiting that polyamorous relationships are shit, wouldn't it?
     
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  4. Can his asshole ever go back to its original tightness?
     
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  5. I dunno, it seems a long time since she last mentioned anything about poly relationships, and the company she keeps probably won't be that bothered. But I suppose it seems weird when polys like to say being upset at anyone (in the relaitionship) getting more attention is bad and must be suppressed.
     
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  6. My guess is she's waiting for a more opportune moment. Perhaps after a proper court session she'll tweet about how going to court is so stressful guize, and that she needs Doritos to unwind with but she's out of money cryin' rn. But she'll be vague about why because otherwise she's advertising she's a nightmare girlfriend. That said she might actually reveal why if, say, Jake gets to keep stuff (or money) she considers to be hers. Then she'll make Jake out to be a total monster and a thief.
     
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  7. If we are supposed to start placing our bets, I would place mine in "make no mention of it, other than in replies" (just like how she always did about the marriage itself).

    In my point of view, divorce is a failure, and not something to brag about. While failures can be used for pity points, in this case it would be a failure of the system (polyamorous relationship), unless she can create a narrative good enough to justify it, like "we couldn't afford to be married anymore" or some weird shit like that. But Alison isn't creative.
     
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  8. While she extravagantly blows cuckbux on stupid shit, it's mostly shit like high end bathing products, weebshit, and other ephemera. I doubt either of them really have many possessions worth squabbling much over, unless they fight over the weebshit.
     
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  9. Jake could try to rescue the "service dog" and his cat.
     
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  10. Jake has no ideas or drive to do things of his own. Even the code camp thing was Jake trying to ride the same train as his peers.

    Him continuing to be a failure or actually getting something done with his life is going to be 100% dependent on what Fran decides to do with him.
     
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  11. Here's hoping.

    Then Fran can keep them when they inevitably break up.
     
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  12. I do wonder why Alison was the one to file for the divorce. If anything, I thought it would be Jake, if Fran told him to marry her. But I'm not seeing any benefit for Alison in this that would make her give up valuable tootin' time to file paperwork.

    Is she trying to collect some sort of welfare or food stamps or something, where it's more advantageous to be single?
     
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  13. Maybe she thinks she can get something worthwhile out of him? Something we're not privy to perhaps. Aside from his dignity of course, he already handed that to her a long time ago.
     
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  14. I wondered this too. The only thing I can think of is what if things were getting more serious between Jake and Fran, and Alison thought he might be planning to leave her, so she decided to divorce him first for her egos sake.
     
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  15. Spreadin' the love (and nudes)...
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    FAKKU's a porn site that regularly uploads hentai doujins. Ah, the delicious irony!

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  16. This particular chain's leading me to believe "crying over Yuri on Ice" has been code for "crying over my miserable, collapsing life" all along.
     
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  18. This feels like when you watch Intervention and they show old photos of the addict as a fresh-faced little kid, all cute and full of potential, and then it cuts back to the present where they're shooting up in some run-down trailer. Except in Ali's case it would cut to a scene of her elbow deep in a bag of Doritos, tootin away while she Photoshops the cellulite off her ass in her most recent set of Patreon nudes.
     
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