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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapemanPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

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Are we literally killing *REDACTED* irl by posting his name in a 800page thread that isn't about him

  1. Yes, i don't understand how the internet works.

  2. No, no one would bother to search his info here or care that he banged Rapp.

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  1. I can see fighting over the weeb collection, especially stuff like DVDs. They easily could have consolidated their collection when they first moved in together and ever since Jake announced he was moving in with Fran she's refused to give them back to him. Not being allowed to keep them would definitely trigger a BPD freak out.

    Alternatively he could (and should) demand custody of the pets because her BPD makes her unstable. Regardless if she was awarded custody or not Alison would immediately lose her shit because Karen is her personal prop.
     
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  2. So what I learned today is: The Bags have always been there. Even in middle school yearbook photos where they make a rudimentary effort to photoshop that kind of thing out for you.
     
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  3. Oh my god, what's wrong with your faaa- eeeeeeeyes
     
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  4. For a half-second I thought that picture depicted two children captured in transparent orbs.
     
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  5. What stands out to me is that quaterback foto. BPD is already lurking, she looks like she is ready to eat him alive with knife and fork.
     
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  6. Ali nor Jake have the cash to go to court and fight over anime dvd's wallscrolls and karen.
     
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  7. AHAHA SHE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE AN OLD HAG
     
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  8. god damn this bitch is fugly
     
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    Pregnant? With your gaining gut and no relationship in sight? :story:
     
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  10. "Hoes don't exist" says the woman who makes her living from selling nudes and got fired because Nintendo found out she was sucking dick on the side
     
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  11. Alison Rapp needs that shirt on a purely ironic basis, like how Hot Topic goths will wear Care Bears shirts ironically.
     
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  12. I'm fairly sure most Nintendo employees, male or female, suck dick on the side. It's the renumeration thereof that was a problem
     
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  13. Well, she seems to be hell-bent on decreasing the world's hoe count by 1, at least.
     
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  14. I love how she tries to sound relatable to the losers who support her by speaking about bullying and shit and right after that she says that she never suffered from bullying tho and even went to the prom with some probably popular guy from the team, if you add this to the whole asking nerds to do her homework, she probably was one of those whores who mess up with nerds
    Kinda funny that now she lives on money sent by those people, karma is a bitch
     
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  15. If Alison's lactose intolerance is as bad as she always claims it is, "tootin'" is the least of her problems and she ought to be asking for pepto bismol instead of tums.
     
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  16. Yes Ali that's a uniquely female problem. Only men judge women for being fat or skinny, men get to be whatever weight they want with no judgement from anyone.

    Can you imagine the gall of this woman? Trying to give advice to people with low self esteem? Picture her as a therapist.

    "You're right little Sally, EVERYONE feels self conscious about their looks. I personally got teased for being too thin.
    But I was also really popular in high school, I took the quarterback Valedictorian Chad to the prom. Who did you get?"

    She really ought to stop shoveling garbage into her mouth every night and drowning it with copious amounts of over the counter medication to quell the effects of binging on junk food constantly.
     
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  17. Is there a reason she has a hard time getting pregnant? Something to do with the medication she's on maybe?

    Get video, please.
     
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  18. Hold on, she'll be doing a panel? What will be the topic of that?

    How to completely dump your growing career in Nintendo and live by selling very softcore nudes to the lonely neckbeards?
     
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  19. I think she's just saying she's not getting laid with the divorce proceedings and everything.
     
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