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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / moocowprincessPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

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  1. Ali justifies her squandering with stocks.
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  2. God, that valentine thing is a new level of sad. And I say this in a thread where we've long since passed the sadness level of cucks furiously masturbating to pics of Alison in lingerie.
     
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  3. >Anti-capitalist obsessed with buying stocks
     
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    Cow crossover.

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  5. Wouldn't it be ironic if she bought Nintendo stocks?
     
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  6. Hey now, she's not that stupid.
     
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  8. I... Did neither of them think that statement through... is this slow pitch day at the joke farm cause mother fucker I can think of 5 guys and the whole of seattle.
     
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  9. I... I don't think I ever truly understood the meaning of the word "lurid" till now. Good Lord. This is what parents warn their sons about getting mixed up with, and their daughters about becoming.
     
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  10. Isn't the stocks thing part of a scam she was trying to induct her cucks into a few weeks back? Like, she gets a cut for recommending people or something like that?
     
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  11. Is she wearing a Nintendo shirt inside out because she got fired from there?

    Is that like flying the US flag at half mast when there's a tragedy?
     
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  12. You severely underestimate the amount of desperate,beta,unattractive men that are willing to do just about anything for validation from a cute girl, even if it's disingenuous and shallow. Hell there's people that actually pay for brazzers memberships.
     
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  13. This makes sense in the same way working at a kid's toy company while being a prostitute makes sense.
     
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    Clickbait "news" article over a typo.

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  15. Photoshopped her right eyebag but not the left. Odd.

    Oh and I just gotta say, she looks like a posed corpse in this shot:

    Seriously, something about her face just does not sit right when you look at it.
     
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  16. It happens when she goes crazy with the airbrush, she starts to look less human (but I guess it's still better than being an old hag if you are trying to sell your image)
     
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    Oh no, she's putting her 'polaroid' nudes with My Little Pony

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  18. Just in case you were as perplexed as I was and don't want to do the seven requisite seconds of research:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

    My favourite bit is the way she unquestioningly recoiled in horror at her own actions which weren't even accidentally incorrect seeing as how she used quadruple parenthesis.

    "Tell me how much of an anti-Semite I am, Daddy."

    What a fucking mess of a person.
     
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  19. well i see she got some trouble glasses to hide her eyebags. All she's missing now is some pink/purple danger hair to fulfill all the stereotypes.
     
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