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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / moocowprincessPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

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  1. Who the hell eats a bag of popcorn for dinner, that's like sad^sad.

    At least cook some rice or something that shit's cheap
     
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  2. eatin popcorn RN hidin eyebags RN beggin RN

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  3. Sorry Allison/Fans Of but having Tums on your wishlist because of your "food shenanigans" isn't cute, it's fucking disgusting.
     
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  4. And transform into Zoe Quinn.
     
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  5. She's already a whore, and getting fat, so halfway there.
     
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  6. Future cosplay fodder for Alison, if she can stop watching animated gay skating first. Think of how meta the nudes that month will be for her paypigs when they open the mail.
     
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  7. It's only a matter of time before Alison "comes out" as "not cis" or some such bullshit.
     
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  8. You mean like Zoe Quinn did?
     
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  9. Does Alison make enough beta bux to get breast implants first? Assuming she'll forego paying rent as usual.

    Then she can join the trans men with big fake tits club. Bonus points if she goes on rants about how women are judged by their looks.
     
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  10. I don't get Ali. You want to work in PR. Why would you not only dress like this when you go outside,

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    But post a picture of it too.


    If I was walking into a cvs and saw a girl decked out like that I'd immediately assume it's some 30 year old girl junkie who strips or does cam if not outright tricking off craigslist

    Like, why
     
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  11. I'd assume anyone I saw dressed like this was wearing their clothes inside out because there was come all over the outside or something gross like that. It looks disgusting.
     
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  12. I'd just assume too high to dress properly but yeah gross shit on them is a given
     
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  13. I thought she gave up all hopes of working in PR ever again. She never mentions applying for PR jobs, and after finishing or quitting coding bootcamp she stopped talking about that as well. Now she only mentions Patreon and selling nudes as sources of income.
     
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  14. Lol coding bootcamp I forgot about that

    I guess reality slapped her in the face when she realizes being on the wrong side of 20 and smelling of Doritos toots is not gonna get the boys to do her homework for her
     
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  15. But it will get the boys who collect toe nail clippings and shit filled condoms to give her money.
     
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  16. This is also the classic Walmart customer look, where somebody couldn't be bothered to change out of their pajamas before venturing out into public.
     
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  17. She looks like trash. Also, notice the Christmas tree lights behind her in that filthy sty of a bathroom? It also looks like there's a pile of hoard behind her.
     
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  18. You can take white trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of white trash
     
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  19. pink beanie, stupid oversized glasses.. I have the sudden urge to yell "Shutup, Meg" at her.
     
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  20. That would be fine if she actually put effort into it. If she can make $2K+ with a couple crappy fake Polaroids a month, imagine if she put even just a bit more effort into staying in shape, making costumes, taking real photographs, etc.

    White broads her age LOVE those oversize, dark-rimmed glasses. I end up seeing tweets of comedy writers via comedians I follow on Twitter, and it seems like half the women have the same badly dyed blond bob and enormous black glasses.
     
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