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Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / moocowprincessPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

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  1. I feel like, if they weren't hypocrites, her SJW sperg friends should be calling her out for wearing glasses that she doesn't medically require as fashion accessories.
     
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  2. Great to be back, Kiwis. I missed this thread over the past 3 weeks. Also, I just noticed one of the tags was lunch lady arms for this thread.. hahahaha

    I'm surprised Alison didn't freak the fuck out that Milo was at UW recently doing a talk (in which he trashed Brianna Wu). Seems like that's right up her alley to reeeeeeee about Gamergate.
     
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  3. Reminder - she wasn't even going to a coding bootcamp. She was literally doing an online course while pretending she was going outside to do one. Likely because Jake was doing one of those paid camps already and she was all "y-yeah well I can be a whore, but also good at the tech too!" - those things are overpriced as heck so no way they could of afforded to both do one.

    For a few weeks she was all "LOOK LOOK I CAN DO A CODE ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE?" till they started getting into actual functions and then she was all "oh no I can't figure this out I am adorable but useless please help" - alas because it was online, she couldn't flutter her eyes at a fellow beta student to get the work done for her (and Jake was already busy with his own class + Fran)

    Honestly why haven't they officially broken up at this point. It's almost a bit sad watching them pretend they are still together in any sense of the word. Jake's never actually home anymore
     
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  4. That's a Rapp.

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  5. Jake's still a massive ass cuck. Even Alison had to be the one with balls to take it to dissolution. Sad.

    Bit surprised she's not sharing that news yet, surely that would excite the thirsty betas to provide more cuckbux?
     
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  6. lol thats great. im sure jake just didnt have the money to file so ali used her cuckbux. least she could do after ramming a dildo up his ass.
     
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  7. When you can no longer pull off the fresh faced teen with long flowing hair look, you resort to the sexy praying mantis look to get guys to fuck you.

    :story:

    This means 2 things: Jake and Ali actually were married by that fat guy, and Ali will have to go to court a few times which will likely cause further headbanging spergouts.
     
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  8. He sunk all his cash into that idiotic bus idea.

    Fran certainly picked a winner.
     
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  9. I fucking told you niggas he was a fake poly and this was gonna happen from the beginning

    :story:

    Good for you Jake
     
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  10. Oh wow, they actually were legally married :story:
     
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  11. I don't know, I don't think he actually bought anything yet.
     
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  12. It would mean admiting that polyamorous relationships are shit, wouldn't it?
     
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  13. Can his asshole ever go back to its original tightness?
     
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  14. I dunno, it seems a long time since she last mentioned anything about poly relationships, and the company she keeps probably won't be that bothered. But I suppose it seems weird when polys like to say being upset at anyone (in the relaitionship) getting more attention is bad and must be suppressed.
     
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  15. My guess is she's waiting for a more opportune moment. Perhaps after a proper court session she'll tweet about how going to court is so stressful guize, and that she needs Doritos to unwind with but she's out of money cryin' rn. But she'll be vague about why because otherwise she's advertising she's a nightmare girlfriend. That said she might actually reveal why if, say, Jake gets to keep stuff (or money) she considers to be hers. Then she'll make Jake out to be a total monster and a thief.
     
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  16. If we are supposed to start placing our bets, I would place mine in "make no mention of it, other than in replies" (just like how she always did about the marriage itself).

    In my point of view, divorce is a failure, and not something to brag about. While failures can be used for pity points, in this case it would be a failure of the system (polyamorous relationship), unless she can create a narrative good enough to justify it, like "we couldn't afford to be married anymore" or some weird shit like that. But Alison isn't creative.
     
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  17. While she extravagantly blows cuckbux on stupid shit, it's mostly shit like high end bathing products, weebshit, and other ephemera. I doubt either of them really have many possessions worth squabbling much over, unless they fight over the weebshit.
     
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  18. Jake could try to rescue the "service dog" and his cat.
     
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