• "I thought you would be pleased with this article."

Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / moocowprincessPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, Mar 2, 2016.

Forum Guidelines

The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.
Article Available:
The Lolcow Wiki has an article on Alison Rapp
  1. She should do a survey of her twitter followers and find people who would be most accommodating of her personality. Otherwise she's going to die alone in an apartment she can't afford because she's too stubborn to admit her mistakes.
     
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  2. That may not be the best idea when you consider who her Twitter followers are....
    [​IMG]
     
    • Winner Winner x 9
    • Agree Agree x 4
    kiwifarms.net
  3. Ali puts the lotion on her skin, cept round the eyebags cause that will make a lovely matching purse
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Like Like x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider Anti-Hipster Counter Jockey

    kiwifarms.net
  4. You could do origami with those folds.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  5. Ali is FALLIN RN at the ice rink.

    DJkHzjQVoAAY7YI.jpg
     
    • Informative x 5
    • Like x 2
    • Islamic Content x 2
    • Agree x 1
    • Winner x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  6. Would you look at that, she actually chose a flattering angle for her face for once.

    Ice skating is actually a pretty decent way to lose weight , but knowing her, she's only going this once to be like her favorite kawaii gay anime boyz.
     
    • Agree Agree x 7
    Alberto Balsalm

    Alberto Balsalm a condom filled with gasoline

    kiwifarms.net
  7. No such thing. Not in this universe's laws anyway.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    Taily Puff

    Taily Puff Ready to Begin
    True & Honest Fan

    kiwifarms.net
  8. She looks like an eight year old Leukemia patient in this pic (which, for her, is definitely an improvement).
     
    • Agree Agree x 20
    kiwifarms.net
  9. Did she actually take the pig ring out of her nose?
     
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
    Kosher Dill

    Kosher Dill Potato Chips

    kiwifarms.net
  10. I think nose piercings can be out for a few hours before they shut.

    Honestly though not having a weird booger hoop ring adds a solid point to her general appearance.

    Alison should consider trying to undo more of what she did.
     
    • Agree Agree x 7
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
    Taily Puff

    Taily Puff Ready to Begin
    True & Honest Fan

    kiwifarms.net
  11. But..but...without the nose ring, how will we know how quirky she is?
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Feels Feels x 2
    Water-T

    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

    kiwifarms.net
  12. eyebag bag.png

    DJz4kbNU8AAq4rB.jpg

    DJz4kbQVoAAQ-ZG.jpg

    thirsty males.png
    thirsty males 2.png
     
    • Informative Informative x 6
    Hellfire

    Hellfire Sugar Cubes
    True & Honest Fan

    kiwifarms.net
  13. I'm sure no sex offenders are drooling at the chance.
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Like Like x 3
    Chan the Wizard

    Chan the Wizard My Gemsona is autistic

    kiwifarms.net
  14. I'm just thinking about how much her apt (all 20 sq ft of it) reminds me of my dorm room in college. Cept I had a nicer bed. Her bed looks like a cast off from prison or something. stupid multilight? check. cheap assembly furniture? check. landline on the wall? check.
     
    Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider Anti-Hipster Counter Jockey

    kiwifarms.net
    • Informative Informative x 12
    Kosher Dill

    Kosher Dill Potato Chips

    kiwifarms.net
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • DRINK DRINK x 1
    Chan the Wizard

    Chan the Wizard My Gemsona is autistic

    kiwifarms.net
  15. Holy shit. She's so pale, and those dark circles around her eyes. If I saw this person in public, I would legit think she had the flu or was a drug addict.
     
    • Agree Agree x 8
    kiwifarms.net
  16. hinting at future surgery?
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 2
    kiwifarms.net
  17. aids patient imo
     
    • Feels Feels x 1
    Galactus

    Galactus talkin' softball

    kiwifarms.net
  18. Yea I was wondering that. Perhaps she scheduled surgery to remove her eyebags. Hey Ali! It's so Kawaii Desu to have an eyepatch- You can do eyebag surgery in the sink and save thousands! All you need is a butterknife and some alcohol....
     
    Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider Anti-Hipster Counter Jockey

    kiwifarms.net