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Alison RappPedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp is a literal irl cuckold.

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  1. Jake has no ideas or drive to do things of his own. Even the code camp thing was Jake trying to ride the same train as his peers.

    Him continuing to be a failure or actually getting something done with his life is going to be 100% dependent on what Fran decides to do with him.
     
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  2. Here's hoping.

    Then Fran can keep them when they inevitably break up.
     
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  3. I do wonder why Alison was the one to file for the divorce. If anything, I thought it would be Jake, if Fran told him to marry her. But I'm not seeing any benefit for Alison in this that would make her give up valuable tootin' time to file paperwork.

    Is she trying to collect some sort of welfare or food stamps or something, where it's more advantageous to be single?
     
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  4. Maybe she thinks she can get something worthwhile out of him? Something we're not privy to perhaps. Aside from his dignity of course, he already handed that to her a long time ago.
     
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  5. I wondered this too. The only thing I can think of is what if things were getting more serious between Jake and Fran, and Alison thought he might be planning to leave her, so she decided to divorce him first for her egos sake.
     
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  6. Spreadin' the love (and nudes)...
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    FAKKU's a porn site that regularly uploads hentai doujins. Ah, the delicious irony!

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  7. This particular chain's leading me to believe "crying over Yuri on Ice" has been code for "crying over my miserable, collapsing life" all along.
     
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  9. This feels like when you watch Intervention and they show old photos of the addict as a fresh-faced little kid, all cute and full of potential, and then it cuts back to the present where they're shooting up in some run-down trailer. Except in Ali's case it would cut to a scene of her elbow deep in a bag of Doritos, tootin away while she Photoshops the cellulite off her ass in her most recent set of Patreon nudes.
     
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  10. I can see fighting over the weeb collection, especially stuff like DVDs. They easily could have consolidated their collection when they first moved in together and ever since Jake announced he was moving in with Fran she's refused to give them back to him. Not being allowed to keep them would definitely trigger a BPD freak out.

    Alternatively he could (and should) demand custody of the pets because her BPD makes her unstable. Regardless if she was awarded custody or not Alison would immediately lose her shit because Karen is her personal prop.
     
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  11. So what I learned today is: The Bags have always been there. Even in middle school yearbook photos where they make a rudimentary effort to photoshop that kind of thing out for you.
     
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  12. Oh my god, what's wrong with your faaa- eeeeeeeyes
     
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  13. For a half-second I thought that picture depicted two children captured in transparent orbs.
     
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  14. What stands out to me is that quaterback foto. BPD is already lurking, she looks like she is ready to eat him alive with knife and fork.
     
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  15. Ali nor Jake have the cash to go to court and fight over anime dvd's wallscrolls and karen.
     
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  16. AHAHA SHE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE AN OLD HAG
     
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  17. god damn this bitch is fugly
     
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    Pregnant? With your gaining gut and no relationship in sight? :story:
     
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