Alita: Battle Angel - Live action anime

[The Colonel]

Look at it. Fucking look at it!

 

[LofaSofa]

:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:

 

[The Fool]

 

[Van Darkholme]

I fully expected them to fuck it up somehow

but I sure as fuck didn't expect this.

 

[Perverted Cat]

This is what happens when you make 2D women into 3D.

 

[Black Waltz]

good god what the fuck am I looking at

 

[ES 148]

 

[The Fool]

This is what happens when you make 2D women into 3D.

this is why my people reject the idea of an entire dimension

 

[Hodor]

the rest of the trailer seems decent, but im not paying to see that mo-cap abomination.

 

[millais]

3DPD, as they say

 

[CrunkLord420]

How does this even happen? Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[Slamerella]

 

[Van Darkholme]

The RLM review should be good.

 

[Autopsy]

Cameron fucked up when he brought in Rodriguez, sometime between his passions sparking for the manga itself and inundating himself in modern CG he forgot the things that made it good in the first place. Looks like the cyberpunk is intact- but in a far less dismal form. Alita is still there, but she's in her teens instead of her twenties and they've sucked out the mixture of pervasive sexuality and immediate violence that made her interesting, no doubt leaving her naivety in an absolute vacuum. The violence in general seems to have been gutted, along with a few important character arcs. Rodriguez took Cameron's ~800 page passion project and distilled a thoroughly R plot into yet another PG-13 sci-fi flick.

Doubly so if they try to work in Motorball, since Volumes 1 and 2 (Hunter-warrior arc) and Volumes 3 and 4 (Motorball arc) have enough coherency and content to make two feature-length films, even taken in isolation. At best, it should only come in at the very end of the first movie. Ido's drinking his depression away in a bar and spots Alita playing through a broadcast, I don't know.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

i'm in intense pain right now.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yeah the eyes are weird but they certainly got a lot of other stuff, like the detailing work on her arms, Egon's super hammer, claw tentacle dude's claws.

 

[tehpope]

Seems like it could be decent. The eyes are weird.

 

[Computery Guy]

I mean if the main character's supposed to look like she recently returned from an eye exam and misplaced her sunglasses then A+ work there boyos.

 

[weirdMcGee]

Why does this exist? No seriously, I thought this was gonna be canceled.