All the Things I'm Not - Someone on AMB hurt Tom's feewings by telling him he can't own a gun, so he tries to disprove him and it goes as well as you'd expect

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

 

[Vancouver Terry Bollea]

Tommy trying to buy a rifle

Disturbing that he was able to keep from Sabrina sperging when on the phone with the gun store

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Probably for the best. He can’t format a post correctly, he certainly couldn’t handle a gun.

 

[Neko GF]

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[BlueArmedDevil]

Tommy can't even borrow a truck without fucking it up, good luck with firearms ownership.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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[Gone Ham]

Bud Dwyer Tommy saga when?

 

[Consider Lizards]

At the 2:00 mark he says "The people I'm supposed to go out with ever come through".

What a terrible way to treat such a respected figure.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tommy trying to buy a rifle

Tommy's got a GUN!

Also, I love how he goes on about how he's not a "hobo" when two flies land on his head.

Also, with drool running down his chin, he claims to pass easily as a "butch -type woman".

Butch women say "fuck no", Tom.

 

[draggs]

Tommy's got a gun
Tommy's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin straight at the internet

 

[Easy J]

Another narcissistic cow on tardbucks went down this road a few years ago with predictable results:

Ron Collins / Draven Azropht

Summary Ron Collins is a West Virginia fake martial artist and real pile of social dysfunction. He's been a petty criminal for over a decade, including charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and assault on a Federal officer. He claims to have been an MP, but his military...

kiwifarms.net

TLDR:
Commenter on his blog - "Ron, you got crazybinned & can't own a gun."
Ron - "Can too! Watch this! See!!"
Judge - "Five years, tard!"

 

[Gone Ham]

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"Only one assault"

 

[Kevin Spencer]

I’m glad you cannot own a gun, Thomas. You’re the type of person who’d shoot up a fast food joint while screaming that you were mislabeled.

 

[break these cuffs]

I bet this is the Tranch's influence on him. Yes, please let it worm its way into Tom's brain. He should go find Based James and ask him for help getting a gat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Is this footage of Tom in his teenage years?

He should go find Based James and ask him for help getting a gat.

Or that junkie who shot him.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I for one am in full support of Tommy acquiring a gun. that might just be because I live nowhere near them
Shine on Tommy, shine on.

 

[MediocreMilt]

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

The same Thomas that has recorded uncountable hours of phoning the FBI and police harassing them with his insane nonsense (while smoking marijuana simultaneously), to the point of being committed (on facebook live) ... imagines he will receive a pass to purchase a firearm.

I'd LOVE to see him livestream filling out a 4473 and getting the results for a pistol purchase! (not just phone into a walmart and claim this as an act of gonzo journalism)

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg If you filled out a 4473, what would your answers be to question 11e, and 11f?

I notice the 2020 edit of the 4473 has a non-binary gender option. How very inclusive of those feds.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Thomas with a gun. That might just be the easiest way to get him to stop shiting all over his forum.

Now that I think of it, Thomas is REALLY emulating another old cow here. Let's look at it:

1) He pretends to be trans but
2) Puts absolutely no effort into looking anything like a woman
3) Complete lack of hygiene
4) Obsessed with Kiwi Farms
5) Sexual deviant
6) Wants a gun, but we all know he'll never be able to get one
7) Claims to be a well known and highly respected member of far left groups, despite the fact that he's universally hated

The evidence is there: Tommy is just Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici just another 20-something years older. I hope those two have a crossover soon; it would be really entertaining.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tommy is just Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Phil suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome and is a government confirmed sped. What's Tommy's excuse?