Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

What will Allison's next munch saga be?

  • Hysterectomy

    Votes: 11 8.9%
  • Surgery on her other hip

    Votes: 20 16.3%
  • Morgellon's

    Votes: 6 4.9%
  • Chronic Lyme

    Votes: 21 17.1%
  • It doesn't matter, she's going to be bad at it regardless

    Votes: 65 52.8%

  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .

ProtonMailManTheSequel

Lord Limp of Lancaster
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Stories from July 29 where she talks about her very serious foot cramps:
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From July 30:

Oh, she shows her scar for other people's benefit. Got it.
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And another new Tiktok video, also from July 30:

The fucking moon walking.
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Oh now with scar-positivity huh? I didn't realize we were talking about an actual heroine here folks. With inner beauty like that, why does she even worry about the outside appearance?
 

Sir Mloobly Bloops

Be a dear and shit me out some sparkles
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Pushing for Dystonia. Calling it now.
Please please please please let her try to,pretend parkinsons
I can't look to find the screenshot now, but Allison is on an ungodly amount of both Vistaril (hydroxyzine) and Buspar (buspirone). It's honestly no surprise she always complains of being so fatigued.

I'm going to cackle if Allison tells her doctor about her severe muscle spasms and the doc tells her "flexeril or GTFO."
I think it was 100mg of vistaril? If so, that’s a baby dose.
 

mutant clam ?

"radiating dicklust"
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This bidge is one of my top cows because she really presses my buttons for power level reasons, so I am holding back.*

But the scar thing deserves to be called out. Plenty of people have great big fucking scars because they went through some shit and came out the other side. It can honestly be inspirational to see this and realize, hey, that person endured an ordeal of some sort and is still kicking! However, it's generally recognized as fucking patronizing to tell someone as much, and is the ultimate in condescension for someone to flaunt their scar (a little bitty one from an elective arthroscopic surgery, no less!) whilst graciously informing others they may now see you as their Jesus fucking Christ because they got this wee fucking scratch on purpose, so you can totally overcome all your problems too.

* Because munchies calling out munchies is a thing, it should probably be said:
I don't consider myself chronically ill and haven't collected the trendy munch bunch Pokemon diseases or syndromes, just have a handful of lingering issues from a basic-ass injury you can easily see on standard medical imagery, like some normie.
So if Allison ever thinks she will find and "expose" me as a "fellow" "chrillness" person either IRL or online, like she seems to believe she can do with all "her 'superfans'", she is extra incorrect.

ETA speaking of bidges, thanks for the SBG update! Sounds like she isn't really in the same class as Kelly and Paige at all, just another coddled vain ho with a rich daddy and a nasty drug dependency, so the panel of judges agree she will not be medalling in this year's Munchie Olympics.
 
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I think it was 100mg of vistaril? If so, that’s a baby dose.
I couldn't find anything about her Vistaril/hydroxyzine dosage in the screenshots I have, but I did find the following interesting info about her usage of anxiety meds:

July 24, 2020- Allison stated she was on Buspar "to help with the breathing." Correct me if I'm wrong, but Buspar isn't an antihistamine like hydroxyzine, so it shouldn't help breathing (except for breathing issues directly caused by anxiety, like hyperventilation during a panic attack).
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September 14, 2020- Allison now stated she was on both buspar and hydroxyzine for anxiety.
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February 4, 2020- Allison claimed to be on 60mg of Buspar, which seems to be the max daily dosage for adults. She said she takes hydroxyzine for pain??? Apparently her nutcracker surgeon loaded her up on a "hefty dose of hydroxyzine." Her psychiatrist gives her 300 at a time, and Allison loves it because she can't OD on it.
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Bakred Lemon

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A lot of antianxiety meds can cause dizziness, right? Which would be one explanation for Allison's "POTS" aside from her just straight up making those symptoms up.
Taking handfuls of Vistaril paired with Propanolol can definitely make you dizzy as fuck. Propanolol, Buspar and Vistaril are all used to treat anxiety. One is a heart medication that reduces the physical symptoms of a panic attack (shaking, racing heart) and lowers your heart rate/blood pressure, and Vistaril is an allergy medicine that is used for anxiety and sleep off-label.

Most people wouldn’t be able to stand upright on that combination of drugs, and it would cause POTS “symptoms.”
This bidge is one of my top cows because she really presses my buttons for power level reasons, so I am holding back.*

I find her particularly repulsive because it is very apparent what she is really doing and what her real illness is. Most people with real, significant illness or even who have been through one incident of serious physical trauma resulting in injury can see that she’s just a self-glorifying fool.

She had every piece of her body inspected for illness, and when she didn’t find any, *anywhere*, she started outright lying about it for ass-pats on the internet. Now she’s talking about her muscle spasms in relation to her internship at a sea turtle facility, as if it were a great achievement, but really it was just a school opportunity with her university to do over one winterum and the bitch loves bikinis and beaches. She wasn’t paid, she wasn’t an employee, it was a volunteer position that requires no effort or academic accomplishment. Here are the exhausting, impressive requirements to work with OSA on sea turtle projects:

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She required no academic skill, no special achievement, and no real endorsement other than utilizing the university’s agreement with the program. She just had to pay for it, with the bonus of receiving college credit for it. She is such a joke of a human. She had every opportunity through her family to actually make something of her self, but she made a drug-addicted, liar, disability-faker out of herself instead.

And deep down, she knows it, too. Or she wouldn’t lie about her past, lie about her achievements, and pretend to be heroically sick so that she has an excuse to do nothing with her life.
 
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mutant clam ?

"radiating dicklust"
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I find her particularly repulsive because it is very apparent what she is really doing and what her real illness is. Most people with real, significant illness or even who have been through one incident of serious physical trauma resulting in injury can see that she’s just a self-glorifying fool.
That's more like what I was trying to say but was too busy putting muh top hat on, LOL. Thank you for putting this so concisely.
She had every opportunity through her family to actually make something of her self, but she made a drug-addicted, liar, disability-faker out of herself instead.

And deep down, she knows it, too. Or she wouldn’t lie about her past, lie about her achievements, and pretend to be heroically sick so that she has an excuse to do nothing with her life.
It's really common-person, peasant level shit of her, even though she thinks herself special. There are hundreds if not thousands of other failures to launch who act just like this. For real the most standout part of Allison's grift is her next-level sock puppeteering and the sheer amount of incredibly obvious defensive chimping.
She only thinks it's at all convincing because she's medicated (even further) out of her mind. In reality it almost reaches Luna Slater levels of junkie hopelessness.

Wholeheartedly agree that her whole "superfan" fear is projection, because afaik most of us don't even visit cows' pastures, just hang out here waiting for a far smaller handful of farmers to bring back the milk. That's definitely how I do.
But Allison is juggling ten plates in the air when it comes to usernames, socking, gay ops, "stalking" (obsessively hate reading), and w/e so she assumes everyone else is as diabolical too.
 

Protozoangod

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Allison's post from July 31, 2021.

Looks like her night sweats and itchiness are back! I guess since her hip is healing ridiculously well she's gotta get her next health saga lined up. Are we going back to cancer already????

"Look guys, Tyler SMILES! See, he's not trapped!"
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He looks like a hostage. That’s the same forced smile the Rodlets do.
 

Sir Mloobly Bloops

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July 24, 2020- Allison stated she was on Buspar "to help with the breathing." Correct me if I'm wrong, but Buspar isn't an antihistamine like hydroxyzine, so it shouldn't help breathing (except for breathing issues di

February 4, 2020- Allison claimed to be on 60mg of Buspar, which seems to be the max daily dosage for adults. She said she takes hydroxyzine for pain??? Apparently her nutcracker surgeon loaded her up on a "hefty dose of hydroxyzine." Her psychiatrist gives her 300 at a time, and Allison loves it because she can't OD on it.
ok, 300mg vistaril makes more sense. To me, this med combo gives some insight into her potential drug addiction. Buspar is pretty common, and from what I know, one of the big perks of it over some other SSRI/SNRI/what have you is that you can’t* OD on Buspar, and you can’t really abuse it. Ditto with vistaril, as Allison noted in her post. After her 2nd “hanging” attempt she said she tried to OD on effexor I believe. For a dr to put her on two drugs that you can’t OD with makes me think Alison has a serious history of popping too many pills. Like, her response of “I can’t OD on it!!!” just seems super weird. Who thinks that way?

*ok, so I’m sure you could OD if you took absolute handfuls of the stuff, but you get what I mean.
A lot of antianxiety meds can cause dizziness, right? Which would be one explanation for Allison's "POTS" aside from her just straight up making those symptoms up.

Oh god yes
Taking handfuls of Vistaril paired with Propanolol can definitely make you dizzy as fuck. Propanolol, Buspar and Vistaril are all used to treat anxiety. One is a heart medication that reduces the physical symptoms of a panic attack (shaking, racing heart) and lowers your heart rate/blood pressure, and Vistaril is an allergy medicine that is used for anxiety and sleep off-label.

Most people wouldn’t be able to stand upright on that combination of drugs, and it would cause POTS “symptoms.”
hell, even taking slightly too much propanolol will give you POTS symptoms. That shit is effective in small doses, but take even slightly too much and you are on the floor.
Allison's post from July 31, 2021.

Looks like her night sweats and itchiness are back! I guess since her hip is healing ridiculously well she's gotta get her next health saga lined up. Are we going back to cancer already????

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good lord, I wonder what angle she is going for with the night sweats? Is that a common symptom of one of the diseases she’s going for? I know they can also be medication induced (notorious on trazadone, etc.)
part of me wonders about her electrolytes. In some previous post she mentions she drinks 80oz of water a day but magnesium makes her sick, she’s talking about night sweats, she’s mentioned her cyclical vomiting disorder, etc. make this kid chug some pedialyte and get back to us.
 

Dr. Celery MD

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I had a thought today- I wonder why Allison no longer works in the vet/science industry?

Allison earned a bachelor's degree in marine biology from the U of San Diego in 2011. From 2013 until her departure for vet school in August 2016, she worked as a vet tech in Florida.
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After she dropped out of vet school/attempted suicide/came back to Minnesota, Allison started working again as a vet tech in October 2017 (she also worked at a liquor store from June 2017-August 2019), and then started as a laboratory technician for Volt in June 2018. Part of Allison's job for Volt included performing "quality control tests on a Schedule II Controlled Substance."
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Allison left her vet tech job in September 2018, attempted suicide twice in October 2018, then left her lab tech job in November 2018. She continued to work at the liquor store, though.

Maybe she was performing too much "quality control testing" on those schedule II's?


Can we also talk about how Lutheran Social Services hired an active drug user to be their secretary? They hired her in March 2019 and she claims she was still using as of her July 1, 2019 psych ward admit.
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everybody in Portugal

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Like, her response of “I can’t OD on it!!!” just seems super weird. Who thinks that way?
BPD nightmares who aren't actually depressed or suicidal but would like you to know that it's a weapon always ready in their arsenal should the need to make a scene/elicit extra sympathy for whatever reason suddenly arise?
 

Thomas Eugene Paris

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good lord, I wonder what angle she is going for with the night sweats? Is that a common symptom of one of the diseases she’s going for?
Night sweats are a symptom of some types of cancer, especially leukemia and lymphoma. Coupled with her claims of enlarged lymph nodes and recurrent low grade fever, I think this is what she's hinting at.


(She doesn't have leukemia or lymphoma, though. They're not generally the type of cancer that can be managed with "watchful waiting". In the days before chemotherapy, leukemia in particular was fatal within days to weeks.)
 

Dr. Celery MD

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Night sweats are a symptom of some types of cancer, especially leukemia and lymphoma. Coupled with her claims of enlarged lymph nodes and recurrent low grade fever, I think this is what she's hinting at.


(She doesn't have leukemia or lymphoma, though. They're not generally the type of cancer that can be managed with "watchful waiting". In the days before chemotherapy, leukemia in particular was fatal within days to weeks.)
Yeah, she's been trying to cosplay lymphoma for a few months now. Cancer is the ultimate diagnosis for someone like her- it comes with lots of pity and sympathy, people would do things for her and give her things/money, she wouldn't be expected to work or help out at home. Most importantly, though- with cancer comes the good drugs.
 

Bakred Lemon

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I had a thought today- I wonder why Allison no longer works in the vet/science industry?
I don’t think this is any more complex than her science skills were weak, and any position she would have in vet med or laboratory science would be so low level that a first-time, inexperienced secretary position would be a higher salary. And, she appears to job hop and has only worked in positions that don’t require any real intelligence or self-direction. Can you imagine being a narcissist who failed vet school in your first semester, getting old, and working as a tech cleaning up dog shit while not-failure veterinarians tell you what to do?

Her controlled substance Lab Tech work wasn’t her only access to drugs, the vet position would have been as well if she was a sloppy bitch, and she is. Benzos, phenobarbatol, Ultram/ultracet/tramadol, etc would all be available in their pet pharmacy and be counted and dispensed by the vet tech staff. Easy to pocket a few pills here and there at a place like that. In fact, far more so than when you’re working as a human pill counter.
 

Sir Mloobly Bloops

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Night sweats are a symptom of some types of cancer, especially leukemia and lymphoma. Coupled with her claims of enlarged lymph nodes and recurrent low grade fever, I think this is what she's hinting at.


(She doesn't have leukemia or lymphoma, though. They're not generally the type of cancer that can be managed with "watchful waiting". In the days before chemotherapy, leukemia in particular was fatal within days to weeks.)
True, true, that makes total sense. I’m intrigued by how that might play out. Iirc, she fell into the cancer angle by happenstance, like a dr noticed that her glands maybe looked slightly swollen and then suddenly it turned into “they’ve been swollen for a year, I’m fading fast, blah blah blah”. Maybe this is her being preemptive for a change? I almost think she is too vain to cosplay cancer seriously. She loves that hair and you can see how much she still works out based on the muscles in her legs. Her boyfriend would totally have to be in on the grift because didn’t she post something about him questioning her about the marfans/ED because the geneticist said she didn’t have it?

then again, I’m sure I’m overthinking this because I’m assuming she would want to be GOOD and CONVINCING at the faking when clearly she gives no shits about being realistic ms “climbing the doorframe even though Im so weak I can’t open curtains”
 

Dr. Celery MD

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I don’t think this is any more complex than her science skills were weak, and any position she would have in vet med or laboratory science would be so low level that a first-time, inexperienced secretary position would be a higher salary. And, she appears to job hop and has only worked in positions that don’t require any real intelligence or self-direction. Can you imagine being a narcissist who failed vet school in your first semester, getting old, and working as a tech cleaning up dog shit while not-failure veterinarians tell you what to do?

Her controlled substance Lab Tech work wasn’t her only access to drugs, the vet position would have been as well if she was a sloppy bitch, and she is. Benzos, phenobarbatol, Ultram/ultracet/tramadol, etc would all be available in their pet pharmacy and be counted and dispensed by the vet tech staff. Easy to pocket a few pills here and there at a place like that. In fact, far more so than when you’re working as a human pill counter.
I completely forgot to add in her access to drugs at the vet- depending on the office she worked in, she may have had access to ketamine and stronger opioids like hydromorphone (although those would be much harder to pocket than a pill).
 

Bakred Lemon

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she fell into the cancer angle by happenstance, like a dr noticed that her glands maybe looked slightly swollen

No. In fact, this entire “find 30+ chronic illnesses” saga began because she, @microcatmachine herself, was having unexplained anxiety (being sober for the first time) and thought she had cancer. Not because of a specific symptom, it appeared that she just suddenly woke up, got it in her head that she had cancer, and panicked and went to every specialist she could find to have each of her bodily systems imaged, inspected and evaluated for potential cancer:

It started with an abnormal pap, that she decided was full blown cancer, and later was convinced that her doctor “stirred up” potential other forms of cancer and illness by biopsy:

Then it became, in approximately this order:
  • Vocal cord cancer (I’m assuming she was thinking “throat cancer,” maybe from HPV + oral sex).
  • Lung cancer.
  • Brain tumor/cancer.
  • Gastrointestinal cancer.
  • (Had previously chucked for) ovarian/uterine cancer (with the whole endo saga).
As each system was imaged with a specialist in that field that she made an appointment with, the normal/all clear result would just end in her deciding the “cancer” was in another area of her body and racing off to book an appointment with that new specialist, ruling that location out, and moving on to the next doctor.

It seems she stops only when she is told of another incidental finding, which may temporarily distract her from “cancer” for a while, but it looks like once the elective surgeries she has heals, she goes right back to cancer baiting or hunting for something new wrong with her.

Cancer has been a running theme for her for almost 2 years now. Not to mention the time when she claimed “cancer survivor x2” on her Twitter account because....why go through actual cancer if you can just lie about it, I suppose.
 

GroundedbyJADE

Persecutor fronting - Allison "cancer 2x" Tennyhoe
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Allison's post from July 31, 2021.
Looks like such an embarrassing experience for the boyfriend.

Probably looking over his shoulder constantly to make sure no one can see him wheeling around this wannabe TikTok star while she pretends to have less mobility than a senior citizen using a walker, aggressively obsessively taking pictures of herself the entire time.
 
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