Alliteration - Why does Tom think it makes him seem intelligent?

[BigTodd]

I honestly don't know where he gets the concept of ragetyping alliterations being more than an imbecile banging on the keyboard. They're usually not even good. It's not like he's writing children's books or poetry. He's literally arguing on the internet using alliteration.

 

[Vecr]

It might slow him down so he does not just post whatever is on his mind? I don't know...

 

[QT 219]

He thinks it's good writing and that it's somehow a "zinger" to get his point across when typerventilating.

 

[Army Burger]

It's his way of "winning" confrontations against people, because any IRL one results in him either running away or shitting his pants and doing nothing.

 

[QT 219]

Imagine sputtering sentence fragments, screaming while trying to figure out how to block/kick people and running away while talking shit are the only tools you have developed to communicate with people after 65 years of being alive. Tom has an old leather boot for a brain.

 

[Maltninja]

You're not seeing it from his point of view, thankfully. I've no doubt he thinks he's writing quality cutting prose, a blend of talent and decades of life experience. He's a self-proclaimed "Interesting person", how could he NOT write well?

 

[Y2K Baby]

White boy can rap.

 

[MediocreMilt]

downvotes are merely an indicator of the number of hive minded millennial mental midgets in the audience, you mediocre millennial mental midget.

I mean, it's something more than showing off how literate or whatever he is. Based upon this particular insult directed at yours truly, he seems not to even understand that a number of usernames on this site are ironic.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I mean, it's something more than showing off how literate or whatever he is. Based upon this particular insult directed at yours truly, he seems not to even understand that a number of usernames on this site are ironic.

y'all are some really insecure infantile imbeciles to be having a discussion like this. carry on, children , my real following loves seeing you idiots with your delusions of intellect and redeeming self worth trying to put me down with nonsense.

 

[MediocreMilt]

y'all are some really insecure infantile imbeciles to be having a discussion like this. carry on, children , my real following loves seeing you idiots with your delusions of intellect and redeeming self worth trying to put me down with nonsense.

Ok at this point I really gotta ask why you're so fascinated with me in particular. I went out of my way not to tag you there, I'm not one of your regular a-logs. This is getting weird.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Ok at this point I really gotta ask why you're so fascinated with me in particular. I went out of my way not to tag you there, I'm not one of your regular a-logs. This is getting weird.

you brought it on yourself by being an asshole in my face, millie.

 

[MediocreMilt]

you brought it on yourself by being an asshole in my face, millie.

Does it ever bother you that you're as old as you are and yet never learned how to pick your battles?

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Tommy Tooter's tranny temper tantrum tyranny tickles my tiddlating titties.

 

[BigTodd]

Does it ever bother you that you're as old as you are and yet never learned how to pick your battles?

Tom is mentally ill with zero self awareness.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Does it ever bother you that you're as old as you are and yet never learned how to pick your battles?

battle? lol. you're an animated turd who tossed poo at me. all i did was toss it back. come get in my face at you boob. i'm live right now and bored.

 

[MediocreMilt]

battle? lol. you're an animated turd who tossed poo at me. all i did was toss it back. come get in my face at you boob. i'm live right now and bored.

I made a comment mocking you on a site you claim to hate on which you nonetheless made an account and continue to post. I have never contacted you outside of this site. If you really have a community outside of this site, why would you ever even come here? People like-minded to yourself summarily dismiss anything posted here even when it's well-sourced.

Also how does poo toss other poo?

 

[BigTodd]

battle? lol. you're an animated turd who tossed poo at me. all i did was toss it back. come get in my face at you boob. i'm live right now and bored.

Note that Tom literally asks people to come slapfight with him on the internet so that he can stampyfoot and demand HoboLaw justice. In the real courts, this statement alone would get any complaint he made tossed based on the Doctrine of Unclean Hands (real thing, not a pun on Tom's lack of hygiene).

 

[GS 281]

battle? lol. you're an animated turd who tossed poo at me. all i did was toss it back. come get in my face at you boob. i'm live right now and bored.

If you're bored, why don;t you go hang out with some IRL friends? How about do something productive like busk or work on jewels? why come to a place where everyone dunks on you and gets you so upset you wanna go cry to police officers?

 

[BigTodd]

If you're bored, why don;t you go hang out with some IRL friends? How about do something productive like busk or work on jewels? why come to a place where everyone dunks on you and gets you so upset you wanna go cry to police officers?

Simple. He's lonely and craves every bit of attention he can get. Positive or negative.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I swear to God I don't care about Tommy that much and the amount of attention he's given me over the last three or so days blows my mind.