Almost every page of the Scottish Wikipedia is broken English written by a teenage American Furry -

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The Cum Consumer

Spank me, rape me, and blow your load in my mouth
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This furry has been working at the wiki as head admin for a while, and has written over 10,000 articles and 120,000 edits over the course of 8 years. Every time somebody fluent in Scottish called him out for just writing in broken English, he banned them. This story has been spreading pretty quickly on /int/ and /his/, but since most of those threads have already 404'd, here's the Reddit post talking about him. Over-under on him getting a lolcow thread one day?
 
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