Almost every page of the Scottish Wikipedia is broken English written by a teenage American Furry -

[The Cum Consumer]

This furry has been working at the wiki as head admin for a while, and has written over 10,000 articles and 120,000 edits over the course of 8 years. Every time somebody fluent in Scottish called him out for just writing in broken English, he banned them. This story has been spreading pretty quickly on /int/ and /his/, but since most of those threads have already 404'd, here's the Reddit post talking about him. Over-under on him getting a lolcow thread one day?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/ig9jia/ive_discovered_that_almost_every_single_article/

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Isn't there already a thread for this?

 

[Lammy]

I believe you may be interested in the already existent thread on this topic!

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Fuck.

 

[Sam Losco]

That A&N post probably won't last since there is no article. So, might as well continue discussion here.
The dude has scrubbed his profile now, but it's here: https://web.archive.org/web/20191102193231/https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uiser:AmaryllisGardener

https://archive.vn/9ePcY

 

[Μusk]

Very late, but you have the right idea!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Fuck.

With pleasure...