Alonguy - "nudist", furry fetishist, drama queen, and basement dweller.

[A Scytherian Wanker]

Introduction or some shit:
Okay, before we get started I just want to say that I did register here to post this... I came across this guy a few years ago back in 2013, and I haven't quite got him off my mind because he's such an attention seeking moron. Hopefully this thread will do him justice, for both my sanity and for documenting this guy.

The man of the hour himself:
Alonguy98 (Powerword: Jason Haden), we'll just call him Alon for short. Has been something of a lolcow himself over the past three years, he's a self described 23 year old "nudist" who uses this excuse to post badly drawn furry porn of his OCs, most of which are just recolors of the same generic wolf/fox/horse/whatever with unrealistic tits and and disgusting uncircumcised micro-dicks.

The guy has a bad habit of creating new accounts out his ass every time he's "discovered" by his "trolls", who are people unfortunate enough to come across his gallery of bullshit. He's been using this tactic to gather a small army of white knights who will bend down and suck his dick in levels of "fursecution" baiting not seen since mid-to-late 2007.

A list of such accounts he owns on both deviantart, tumblr, and his own wiki (since deleted, but he created an entire fucking wiki based off of his "nudist" OCs.):

http://alon98.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/
http://alonguy.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/
http://alonguy98.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/ (Deactivated, lol)
http://alonwoofreturns.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/ (His current deviantart)
http://alonwoof.tumblr.com/ (His current tumblr)
http://www.youtube.com/user/Alonguy98 (His youtube)

Gallery of horrors, NSFW jesus fucking christ holy shit (also, too lazy to put up images. sue me):
http://alonguy.deviantart.com/art/Light-the-way-280646375
http://alon98.deviantart.com/journal/Did-I-pander-to-the-wrong-crowd-516158799
http://alon98.deviantart.com/art/Alon-the-Pony-in-SFM-525973763
http://alon98.deviantart.com/art/AlonButt-486001377
http://alon98.deviantart.com/art/Alicorn-Goddess-471982005
http://alon98.deviantart.com/art/Wolfesses-Cuddling-430900025
http://alonwoofreturns.deviantart.com/art/Sleepy-Puppy-586156125
http://alonwoofreturns.deviantart.com/art/Soroshi-Battle-Idle-586837951
http://alonwoofreturns.deviantart.com/art/Main-cast-of-my-game-so-far-597976986

In conclusion: This guy is a fucking weirdo. I've seen Chris Chan, I've read about every kind of cringelord there is, and I've even been a former one myself a few years back... and this fucking horrifies me.

 

[chimpburgers]

Oh . First link I click on and I already get this thing. Put either Dramacow or Horrorcow onto the tag too. Also don't powerlevel.

Spoiler: Get the bleach

 

[TheImportantFart]

Oh God, I've known about this guy for a while. I considered making a thread on him myself, but I thought content had mostly dried up. This guy just can't make his mind up about anything. One minute he says he's a feminist, and now he spends all his time ranting about how awful feminism is because he got attacked by a bunch of SJWs (but is always quick to emphasise MRAs are just as bad lest he alienate anyone).

He also has an account on Facepunch, and from the looks of things he was not only posting his own art in their DeviantArt thread, but also regularly chimped out at users for mocking him:

https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=444917&tab=visitor_messaging&page=1#visitor_messaging
http://archive.md/xkiLM

Also, I don't like saying mean things about people's appearance, but his girlfriend (on the left) looks like a female Nick Bate.

EDIT:

Well lookie who showed up on his profile. Our good friend Woody Chan (under his alt name Helios127). As much a shitposter elsewhere as he was on here.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is it wrong that I think his face looks punchable? Because that's what it looks like.

Also, what's with his fetish for Microdicks, is he trying to tell us something?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Is it wrong that I think his face looks punchable? Because that's what it looks like.

Also, what's with his fetish for Microdicks, is he trying to tell us something?

That's not him in the picture. This is him (on the left). I still think he looks kinda punchable.

Also, his name is Jason Haden. Dunno if someone wants to add that to the OP.

This is his Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/jason.haden.93?fref=ts
http://archive.md/xixiG

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's not him in the picture. This is him (on the left). I still think he looks kinda punchable.

Also, his name is Jason Haden. Dunno if someone wants to add that to the OP.

This is his Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/jason.haden.93?fref=ts
http://archive.md/xixiG

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Of course he's got to be a greasy, creepy fat guy. They always turn out like that for some reason.

Oh right, basement dweller. Forgot for a second.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I've compiled my favourite chimpout posts from his Facebook. This guy just seems to make enemies no matter what community he's in.

It also seems he was very recently (we're talking a couple of days ago) cucked by his now ex-girlfriend. What a surprise, I mean who *wouldn't* want to date an unemployed, greasy Drama Queen who does nothing but draw nude furry art all day and work on a game at a pace that would make John Flynt shake his head?

 

[A Scytherian Wanker]

Update of sorts:

https://e621.net/post/index/1/alonwoof
Not even e621 likes him.

http://www.furaffinity.net/favorites/alonwoof/
He favorited Undertale porn, apparantly.