ALR Intros for the "December Months" - a collection of intros (free, of course) for the special christmas ham to use

Pog Mathoin

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Sing along with me Farmers..

🎵 🎺 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........🎺🎵

Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
kiwifarms.net
Sing along with me Farmers..

🎵 🎺 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........🎺🎵

Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy

Care for a merger?

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
A six hundred pound body.

On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the tenth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the twelfth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve orange chickens
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
 

YOUR MOM

I hate this
kiwifarms.net
I'm just going to stick these in here

I got you, fam. These are too funny to be memory-holed.





 

MissLosR

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If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
 

Snufkin kin

Let’s go fill the internet with crime, come on!
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If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
autists this is your one free pass, if you do this I promise I’ll spare you the puzzle piece please I want to see this
 

canadiancxnt

resident lady faggot
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If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.

You say this like hamber deserves more than that.
 

estroginandjuice

If the chromosome’s a Y, you’ll always be a guy.
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If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.

I'm willing to take the puzzle pieces.

 

hotcheetospuffs

Bora Bora Eat Some More-a
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Irate Alex made some intros, they start at 2:19.

I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.
 

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Des B*

Not captain save a fat fuck
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I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.

Merry Christmas.
*They're the only free backgrounds and music I could use.



Well that fucked up because I'm a tard who doesn't know how to attach videos.
 

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