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ALR Intros for the "December Months" - a collection of intros (free, of course) for the special christmas ham to use
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Deck the Halls with Amber's booty
Ecks dee ecks Dee ecks
Dee dee XD
Tis the season to be fruity
HAHA THEY ARE GAY
AND ALSO FAT
Amber is fat, how about that
Falala falala lala fat
Obese dog and depressed cat
Amber probably, will die real soon
Ecks dee ecks Dee ecks
Dee dee XD
Tis the season to be fruity
HAHA THEY ARE GAY
AND ALSO FAT
Amber is fat, how about that
Falala falala lala fat
Obese dog and depressed cat
Amber probably, will die real soon
needs workDeck the Halls with Amber's booty
Ecks dee ecks Dee ecks
Dee dee XD
Tis the season to be fruity
HAHA THEY ARE GAY
AND ALSO FAT
Amber is fat, how about that
Falala falala lala fat
Obese dog and depressed cat
Amber probably, will die real soon
Pog Mathoin
kiwifarms.net
Sing along with me Farmers..
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........
Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
Sing along with me Farmers..
Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
Care for a merger?
On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
A six hundred pound body.
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the tenth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
On the twelfth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve orange chickens
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
I'm just going to stick these in here
MissLosR
kiwifarms.net
If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
autists this is your one free pass, if you do this I promise I’ll spare you the puzzle piece please I want to see this
You say this like hamber deserves more than that.
I'm willing to take the puzzle pieces.
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Irate Alex made some intros, they start at 2:19.
I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.
I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.
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Omg Staysi! Perfect.
Merry Christmas.
*They're the only free backgrounds and music I could use.
Well that fucked up because I'm a tard who doesn't know how to attach videos.
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She wishes her face was that thin. I'd also pay cash money to see her try to dance like those creepy elves in the first vid.
I'm throwing in the towel, clipping her shit is giving me brain cancer.
Good one.
The Old crotch cancer is coming next.
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