Alright seriously, -

[Freya]

I'm tired as hell but why am I so worthy of an article? Basically all I've done is shitpost, done a few isolated dumbass things on the forum (and yeah that incident IRL), texted some fucked up shit to my dad (really instigated by a specific incident last June involving him losing his shit last and yelling at me nonstop for half an hour over how I literally deserve to kill myself), and have a cringy internet history from when I was like 15. I don't even act retarded anywhere else, this isn't even my main forum anymore. Wanna know why I've been extra autistic since the site came back up? Because literally all I use the forum for is shitposting now. I'm on several other communities nowadays and haven't been called out once; I do learn. I just don't give a shit about taking this forum seriously. Was the true purpose of the article just to fuck with me? I'm tired as fuck.

 

[Vingle]

We need to see the article, for reference.

 

[Freya]

We need to see the article, for reference.

Dropdatwat - Encyclopedia Dramatica

dramatica.online

 

[Vingle]

I see, what can we help you with?

 

[SITHRAK!]

I'm tired as hell but why am I so worthy of an article? Basically all I've done is shitpost, done a few isolated dumbass things on the forum (and yeah that incident IRL), texted some fucked up shit to my dad (really instigated by a specific incident last June involving him losing his shit last and yelling at me nonstop for half an hour over how I literally deserve to kill myself), and have a cringy internet history from when I was like 15. I don't even act retarded anywhere else, this isn't even my main forum anymore. Wanna know why I've been extra autistic since the site came back up? Because literally all I use the forum for is shitposting now. I'm on several other communities nowadays and haven't been called out once; I do learn. I just don't give a shit about taking this forum seriously. Was the true purpose of the article just to fuck with me? I'm tired as fuck.

Did you not read the article, you utter faggot?
If you weren't worthy of online derision you wouldn't have an entry.

 

[Vingle]

Did you not read the article, you utter faggot?
If you weren't worthy of online derision you wouldn't have an entry.

He trives on attention, this is in the article. He does understand why, but gotta coonsume the attention.

He could be funny at least

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Every time I see you post you’re usually acting like a raging spergy faggot. Learn to act like a functional human being for once and things like this won’t happen. Seems like common sense yes? You won’t though

 

[serious n00b]

I just don't give a shit about taking this forum seriously.

>gave enough of a shit to make this dogfuck post

 

[Freya]

Every time I see you post you’re usually acting like a raging spergy faggot. Learn to act like a functional human being for once and things like this won’t happen. Seems like common sense yes? You won’t though

youve never even seen me post before because i'm a nobody lol
nice attempt at like farming though

 

[Vingle]

youve never even seen me post before because i'm a nobody lol
nice attempt at like farming though

You got our attention now, so you better redeem yourself. Dance monkey, dance!

 

[No Exit]

why am I so worthy of an article?

I'm tired as hell but why am I so worthy of an article? Basically all I've done is shitpost, done a few isolated dumbass things on the forum (and yeah that incident IRL), texted some fucked up shit to my dad (really instigated by a specific incident last June involving him losing his shit last and yelling at me nonstop for half an hour over how I literally deserve to kill myself), and have a cringy internet history from when I was like 15. I don't even act retarded anywhere else, this isn't even my main forum anymore. Wanna know why I've been extra autistic since the site came back up? Because literally all I use the forum for is shitposting now. I'm on several other communities nowadays and haven't been called out once; I do learn. I just don't give a shit about taking this forum seriously. Was the true purpose of the article just to fuck with me? I'm tired as fuck.

 

[L50LasPak]

You see your problem is that you just have no gimmick. The autism is pretty spot on, but it doesn't make any sense. What you need here is elevation; there actually needs to be something that happens that's actually funny. What the fuck is happening here?

 

[Bad Gateway]

~worthless sissy clitty~

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Sounds like you're a bit of a:
- coomer
- retard
- kike
- faggot
- loser
- bad son

So gee, I fucking wonder why you have an ED article all about you. Maybe be more careful about how you compose yourself online, especially considering you're posting on the fucking ED Forums - a forum for the site known for making articles about retarded faggot kike coomer loser sons like yourself?

 

[Freya]

>responding to an obvious pasta

 

[AutisticLoli]

Lol faggot

 

[Feline Supremacist]

For instance, in order to get a gaming laptop, Ben's temper got the best of him, and he bit the seat of his fathers car in a fit of tardrage so intense that he managed to take a whole chunk and spit it out for his father to see.

Holy shit if my kid did to me he's be packed off to the hospital for evaluation and depending on the results either institutionalized or enrolled in military school (by force if necessary).

This is your parents fault and all of you can DIAF

 

[Troonos]

Holy crap, you guys are gullible.

 

[Sofonda Cox]

I saw your disgusting little penis.

It's right you should be ridiculed. Consider suicide.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Holy crap, you guys are gullible.

So OP and the faggot in the ED article are different?