Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

[rVeRSeSI]

Sux that we don't have a "LOL" react here. haha did he shit his britches?

I think he did, he sent a message with "NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I AIN'T A GOD DAMN HOMO YOU BITCH!!!" . It was back during the Tom Girl saga after we got into a heated argument over some dumb MLP shit. I don't like the same series as Chris and made a comment about MLP so he started screaming like a hyena on steroids.

 

[Duff]

If it still counts I did once sent a photo of my cucumber sandwich to Chris with "fancy a slice?" as the caption when I was pissed off at him.

You've earned my respect.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

If it still counts I did once sent a photo of my cucumber sandwich to Chris with "fancy a slice?" as the caption when I was pissed off at him.

I think he did, he sent a message with "NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I AIN'T A GOD DAMN HOMO YOU BITCH!!!" . It was back during the Tom Girl saga after we got into a heated argument over some dumb MLP shit. I don't like the same series as Chris and made a comment about MLP so he started screaming like a hyena on steroids.

For some strange reason I find both of these hilarious as fuck...

 

[bisterjeans]

@rVeRSeSI Could you release the conversations you've had with Chris?. I am especially curious about the ones from the pre-tomgirl era.

 

[Fapcop]

@rVeRSeSI Could you release the conversations you've had with Chris?. I am especially curious about the ones from the pre-tomgirl era.

I concur! It might be of great Christorical value.

And also prob funny as hell.

 

[Analog Devolved]

https://archive.md/9SU68

It looks like Sockness has been in contact with Alan and has latched onto it as his new troon obsession.
Since Jacob can't have Chris he's chosen to give himself to one of Chris's orbiters.
Pretty disgusting of you "Alan" what the fuck? Is Sockass trolling with this or are you two an item now? Either way having this disgusting fat slob lust after you is pretty horrifying.

 

[{o}P II]

@rVeRSeSI Could you release the conversations you've had with Chris?. I am especially curious about the ones from the pre-tomgirl era.

Ahh.. but that would permanently deprive tranny of attention

 

[Shakashuri Blowdown]

@rVeRSeSI Could you release the conversations you've had with Chris?. I am especially curious about the ones from the pre-tomgirl era.

I concur! It might be of great Christorical value.

And also prob funny as hell.

I would also like to see what you've got @rVeRSeSI. Assuming you can still get into old accounts you might have messages from Chris of great importance buried in there.

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https://archive.md/9SU68

It looks like Sockness has been in contact with Alan and has latched onto it as his new troon obsession.
Since Jacob can't have Chris he's chosen to give himself to one of Chris's orbiters.
Pretty disgusting of you "Alan" what the fuck? Is Sockass trolling with this or are you two an item now? Either way having this disgusting fat slob lust after you is pretty horrifying.

I'd really like to give Alan the benefit of doubt here. Sockness is infamous for pushing himself on anything and anyone without provocation. I have no doubt he lurks these threads constantly and the moment anyone posts a theory that clicks with his perpetual autistic horniness then he will run with it.

 

[{o}P II]

do we have “Alan’s”’ dead name?

 

[Shakashuri Blowdown]

do we have “Alan’s”’ dead name?

Its in the title of the thread

 

[{o}P II]

Its in the title of the thread

I’ve noticed a trend where most trannies deadnames are things only an insane person would name their child

 

[Duff]

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https://archive.md/9SU68

It looks like Sockness has been in contact with Alan and has latched onto it as his new troon obsession.
Since Jacob can't have Chris he's chosen to give himself to one of Chris's orbiters.
Pretty disgusting of you "Alan" what the fuck? Is Sockass trolling with this or are you two an item now? Either way having this disgusting fat slob lust after you is pretty horrifying.

Sickness always stalks someone, if it's not Chris it's Yaniv, if it's not Yaniv or Chris then it's Hirschberg. Sockass is just doing it for attention, like @Shakashuri Blowdown pointed out, Sockass watches his thread and all the comments in it, he gets off on seeing that we give him any reaction from his perveted behavior so don't add any fuel to the fire.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Alan faces legal trouble..

 

[Duff]

Alan faces legal trouble..
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Like @Fapcop and others have said, it's not funny and it happens all the time. Hirschberg may have already ruined her reputation by being a lolcow in the past and for being associated with Chris, but she doesn't deserve to get in trouble with the police, it's going too far now. Unlike Chris, Hirschberg is making an effort to at least try and get her shit together and avoid increasing her lolcow status, right now you are the only person who's actually keeping her thread alive, let it go!

 

[Duff]

do we have “Alan’s”’ dead name?

Her birth name is Aly Michelle Hirschberg, but she legally changed it to Refael Ezar Levin. Mostly because she still likes the Israeli culture (despite no longer practicing Judaism) and because she no longer wants to be apart of Chris Chan. She did go by "Alan Christopher", but it wasn't legal and eventually became just a screen name like "Azrael".

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Like @Fapcop and others have said, it's not funny and it happens all the time. Hirschberg may have already ruined her reputation by being a lolcow in the past and for being associated with Chris, but she doesn't deserve to get in trouble with the police, it's going too far now. Unlike Chris, Hirschberg is making an effort to at least try and get her shit together and avoid increasing her lolcow status, right now you are the only person who's actually keeping her thread alive, let it go!

I agree. When someone cleans up their act, the right thing to do is acknowledge that and stop fucking with them.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Like @Fapcop and others have said, it's not funny and it happens all the time. Hirschberg may have already ruined her reputation by being a lolcow in the past and for being associated with Chris, but she doesn't deserve to get in trouble with the police, it's going too far now. Unlike Chris, Hirschberg is making an effort to at least try and get her shit together and avoid increasing her lolcow status, right now you are the only person who's actually keeping her thread alive, let it go!

It wasn't a personal attack, it was an update

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Last around October, someone from KF discovered Alan Christopher (known on KF as @rVeRSeSI and formally @Azrael) on Twitter. As far as we know, Alan Christopher was a lolcow himself and used to be a white knight of Chris Chan's until he finally realized that Chris was beyond saving.

I recently exchanged emails with Alan Christopher and had an interview with him:

Me: So, how long have you known Chris for?
AC: Well, I knew about him when he started uploading videos onto YouTube, I felt bad for him so I wrote him a letter around December '07 but he didn't write back until January '08.
Me: How many letters did you receive from Chris in the mail?
AC: 3, I still have them, only one of them has water damage from when my house got flooded in 2013.
Me: What was Chris like when you became friends?
AC: It was fine for a while, we would often talk about love quests, our interests in anime and what not but then he started harassing me to help him find a single woman to have sex with and he began stalking my female friends in the US on Fb and then we lost contact for a few years and Chris didn't bother with me again until after Bob died because he and Barb were having financial problems so Chris started begging me for handouts.
Me: Did you ever liked Chris?
AC: I did in the beginning but after several years, I dunno, he's not the same and he's become more selfish and stupid.
Me: Have you ever spoken to Chris over the phone?
AC: Yes, a few times, probably 4 or 5 times.
Me: Why did nobody hear about you until October last year?
AC: Well I saw that Chris began uploading strange videos and being weird back in 2018 after the whole Idea Guy fiasco and I became concerned. I sent Chris a message on Fb but he never replied so I wrote another letter with my Twitter username and asked him to get in contact with me then after a few weeks later I got a message from "Magi-Chan Sonichu".
Me: Did you ever believe in the Dimensional Merge and CPU god bullshit?
AC: Not really, I actually felt uncomfortable doing it but it was the only way I could get Chris to take things seriously or listen to me. He hasn't begged anyone for more money recently and that is because I finally got Chris to be more responsible with his money. I remembered when he and Barb were in so much debt after Bob died and they had a massive credit card bill, I had a contact near Virginia and managed to get them to send Chris about a grand to pay off his credit card bills. If Chris had not paid it, he would not still be living in 14 Branchland Court.
Me: You knew James Lewis Martin aka "William" and according to the Cwcki, you two were close friends.
AC: Fuck no!! I hated William, he used me to get close to Chris and he used Chris to become internet famous. William was annoying and never really knew him that well and thank god I didn't met him in person because his family and school friends both told me he was a complete psychopath!
Me: Would you ever consider being friends with Chris again?
AC: No, he's got a lot of problems, he needs psychiatric help, the guy's a fucking basket case!!
Me: You and Chris were a lot alike according to the past Cwcki articles. How does it feel being a ex-lolcow?
AC: Ugh! I'm embarrassed but I'm glad I am no longer like that anymore.
Me: What made you change?
AC: Let's just say I wasn't mentally well for a while, I have manic depression and sometimes when I am under a lot of stress, I often become delusional and vulnerable. My parents separated when I was a young teenager and I was getting tormented at school so I lost touch with reality a bit and became gullible. I finally realized that I needed to snap out of it and a grow a pair.
Me: Duff from Kiwi Farms leaked some nude photographs of your genitalia, are you officially male now?
AC: Yes, I had a sex change operation after years of HRT and I'm finally happy now because being female was one of the problems to my depression.
Me: Have you ever had romantic feelings for Chris or was sexually attracted to Chris? You used to own the Kiwi Farms account under the name "Tailschu".
AC: Oh no, I made the account to lurk the forums and some idiot who was living in my flat at the time logged and changed my password and started white knighting Chris. I only liked Chris as friend and saw him like an older brother kinda way. It was Jacob Sockness that I was in love with, I found him cute and thought his dedication to Chris was sweet but then after I read all of his Reddit posts about how he wanted to rape Chris, I stopped liking him, Jacob disgusts me.
Me: Do you have a partner now? Are you in a relationship?
AC: I consider myself Asexual now, I'm not really interested in men or women so I'm not really looking for a relationship right now but who knows?? Maybe some day I might start settling down with someone special.
Me: There were rumours going around that you was apart of the Idea Guy saga, is this true?
AC: No, I was not in contact with Chris at that time and tbh, I thought what they did was just as bad as Bluespike, maybe worse.
Me: Are you still on a tugboat and living with your mother?
AC: Nah, that ship has long sailed away now! I am working in marketing and advertisement again, I've been employed for nearly a year now and I have my own house.
Me: What do you think of Chris's new white knight Ugandan Sonichu?
AC: Oh man, that dude is pathetic! Definitely a ween!!
Me: You said you was going to move to the states, is that still the plan?
AC: Yes, I have a lot of friends in the USA and I've always wanted to live there.
Me: Where in America are you planning to live?
AC: Probably Oregon or North Dakota.

I will be adding screencaps of the emails to this later.

If you have not heard of Alan Christopher, his thread can be found here.

 

[rVeRSeSI]

I don't go by Alan Christopher anymore btw

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

I don't go by Alan Christopher anymore btw

What name do you go by now?