Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

Duff

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The idea Guys were just a couple of loser NEETs who managed to put 2 and 2 together because they had too much time being leeches. What they did isn't smart or unique, and they got caught because they thought they were hot shit.

In the case of Sockness at least, I think he's fully invested in the merge, and has attracted his own little horde of orbiters. What I'd reckon is that Jacob is now the avenue of choice for we.ens to get a shot at Chris because he's much easier to get in contact with.
And Sockness seems to be enjoying the attention he's attracting too.

The Key word I used though is trying. Also I don’t think Wise and Boyd were really as smart as they gave themselves credit for being. They manipulated a man using role playing and photoshop more than anything. The key was they made sure nobody else heard them saying it - only Chris heard it. Then Chris related it from his own perspective. Meanwhile these two fucks are putting it on display for all the world to see. Like I dunno, maybe I’m just biased because I legitimately don’t think either of these guys are funny at all and nothing they’re doing is clever. I also don’t like how Chris is getting involved with a Gay Sex-Magick guy and some random FtM Tranny in Limeland are fucking with him again and making his mental state go from extreme turbulence to full tailspin.
From the looks of the Tweets I found, the tranny doesn't look that much of a threat to Chris, they seem to believe in multidimensionals as well or part of a CWC cult. If they're in the UK and Chris is in the US, the time zones will limit their communication. Chris only seems to respond to Sockness on Twitter or is too busy role-playing as Magi-Chan to even notice them.
 

Duff

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Oh he LOVES it, especially all the lackeys he has now, he thinks he has real power and is the Grand Wizzard of his dark magic cult.
I really hope he and CWC don't meet, the world as we know it will be completely fucked! At least for the sane & innocent people living in California & Virginia.
 
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Slowinthemind

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Hull is a shithole and Chris may get beaten up there, the locals have a shitty accent and call the place "Ull". I used to travel through that place every week in the military, its a fucking dive.

He and his father are/were autistic, so you never know.
Lay off Bob, Bob served in the military, had a good career and had an interesting life. He was no angel as evidenced by the fact his other 2 kids never spoke to him but there is no evidence he was autistic.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Lay off Bob, Bob served in the military, had a good career and had an interesting life. He was no angel as evidenced by the fact his other 2 kids never spoke to him but there is no evidence he was autistic.
Being autistic doesn't affect his moral character, he probably just had Asperger's.
 

Duff

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I would love for Bob to have aspergers, Chris himself hates them because he says they take attention away from the autistics.
Oh yeah, he thinks anyone with Aspergers is a faker, apparently people have stopped using that word now and anyone under the spectrum is considered a general Autistic. Chris will be pissed about this, he hates the thought of being compared to an Aspie.
 

Queen Of The Harpies

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Oh yeah, he thinks anyone with Aspergers is a faker, apparently people have stopped using that word now and anyone under the spectrum is considered a general Autistic. Chris will be pissed about this, he hates the thought of being compared to an Aspie.
Which is ironic as aspies are considered to be the functioning autists.
 

3119967d0c

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I really hope he and CWC don't meet, the world as we know it will be completely fucked! At least for the sane & innocent people living in California & Virginia.
So, if this individual is indeed a FtM 'tranny' (i.e. fat woman with a #1 trim)- thoughts on what might occur should she travel to El Statos Unitedos and fall pregnant by Chrissie's virile seed?

I would of course advocate for no intervention with Child Protective Services, to preserve the honor of the CWCiki creed.
:story:
 

Duff

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Do you think it's the estrogen that keeps these whiteknight orbiter guys looking young for So long?
Even women age, so unless this guy has Growth Hormone Deficiency then he is lying about his age.

So, if this individual is indeed a FtM 'tranny' (i.e. fat woman with a #1 trim)- thoughts on what might occur should she travel to El Statos Unitedos and fall pregnant by Chrissie's virile seed?

I would of course advocate for no intervention with Child Protective Services, to preserve the honor of the CWCiki creed.
:story:
From their Tweets it appears that they are more interested in having a child with Sockness more than CWC, which is much more disturbing. Either way I'd call child protective services regardless, CWC and his "fanbase" are unfit to raise a child. CWC has already killed kittens, can you imagine CWC bringing up a baby?...

"Baby Christine Jr. died unexpectedly in my arms last night, but I digress as I was a good mother by bottle feeding it soda and keeping it warm from piss smelling onesies I found at Goodwill that match all my clown shirts! We cannot afford funeral service because we spent the last bit of our money on McDonald's and Fanta as well as all other useless crap I don't need so I'm making Barb dig a hole in my backyard and burying little CJ next to all the dead cats."
 

Duff

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That's a shame, I always thought it would be hilarious if Chris was rediagnosed and the doctors rubber-stamped "ASPIE" on his caveman-like forehead.
Although some people are no longer using that term, I actually think Chris Chan shows more signs of an Aspie than a general Autistic, especially with him showing signs of mental illness, a lot of Aspies have mental health problems and CWC shows sign of a paranoid schizophrenic, plus his Autism isn't as severe as he makes out, it seems milder and more functioning. Definitely an Aspie for sure in my opinion.
 

Glassshardballpit

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Well this was fun whilst it lasted...
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I can't get anything else from his Facebook page, either he's not completely all that dumb and figured out I was lurking so deleted his account or he really did get hacked by someone and Facebook closed his account. :\

I'm not sure if the Instagram or the Youtubr are connected, but, hey it's worth checking to see what more we get out of this great British lolcow. Why the fuck does he call himself "Hulkerine" though? I wonder if he's like Chris Chan and created his own fictional characters combined with the Hulk and Wolverine. I really hope that's not the case and he just really is mentally exceptional, I cannot let him ruin Marvel with such an abomination and I dread to see what his drawing skills are like! :cryblood:
It's okay, friend. You made things a little bit...not suck around here. Come around any time. 🍻
 

Cedric_Eff

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Well this was fun whilst it lasted...
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I can't get anything else from his Facebook page, either he's not completely all that dumb and figured out I was lurking so deleted his account or he really did get hacked by someone and Facebook closed his account. :\

I'm not sure if the Instagram or the Youtubr are connected, but, hey it's worth checking to see what more we get out of this great British lolcow. Why the fuck does he call himself "Hulkerine" though? I wonder if he's like Chris Chan and created his own fictional characters combined with the Hulk and Wolverine. I really hope that's not the case and he just really is mentally exceptional, I cannot let him ruin Marvel with such an abomination and I dread to see what his drawing skills are like! :cryblood:
That’s what the archiving tools are for man!
 

Fapcop

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These guys are trying to be Idea Guys 2.0, I absolutely promise that’s what’s going on here.

Controversial opinion, I actually found Sonichu 13 hilarious and if it was just a troll comic someone drew in the same vein as The Real Sonichu I’d be laughing my ass off. It’s the fact they got him to actually believe in all of this shit and convinced him it was real and extorted him for money that I take issue with. These guys are sort of doing the opposite, instead of feeding him delusions they’re embracing them (or at least pretending to), instead of demanding money they’re giving it to him, and instead of producing anything that makes me laugh (even though I still think it’s wrong and fucked up) they’re kind of pissing me off and I think they should fuck off.

(Don’t take me laughing at Wise and Boyd’s shit as a defense of them, I said they crossed a line and it went way further than it ever should have.)
I mean... Operation BARBarossa sure made me chuckle. And the Fine Ol’ Solution was as close to comedic brilliance as a Sonichu comic will ever come.

Sonichu #13 is kinda like the Volkswagen Beetle. Irregardless of the fact that Hitler came up with it, it’s still a pretty cool little car.

(Ya know, just replace ‘car’ with ‘comic’ and ‘Hitler’ with ‘Some Autist’ and the analogy works!)
 
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