Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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You neckbeards wish you could look a decade younger than your actual age.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OK, that's funny. *tips fedora* Past a certain age, people would like to appear younger, but not like this. Not like too young to have a job and pay rent, that would be a serious problem. If I ever grow a beard, it's straight to the doctor for me. This... individual legit looks like maybe a high school freshman. A 32 year old woman isn't this childlike much less a man.
 

HoneyBadgersOfOats

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Lay off Bob, Bob served in the military, had a good career and had an interesting life. He was no angel as evidenced by the fact his other 2 kids never spoke to him but there is no evidence he was autistic.
Bob was imperfect himself but he still didn't deserve being cursed with Chris as a son. Actually I would go as far to say most people don't deserve such a fate.
 

Moe Szyslak

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The people who brown-nose Chris Chan are even weirder than the man himself, how is that possible
It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.
 

Duff

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So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.
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Moe Szyslak

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It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.
Found the account. https://twitter.com/too_sexy4cwc. However tweets are protected and as I look into it his name is Jacob Sockness and already has his on page on https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.
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OK so I take it back about the troonery. This is a hormonal disorder at work. That said, why the "they"? That's just dumb and I hate it.
 

{o}P II

A man deprived of his chat
True & Honest Fan
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So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.
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Woudn't a normal person not just say "lol thats not me" instead of going all CSI and assuring us of his heterosexuality

Doesn't that remind you of someone?
 

niconiconecro

love in the form of 7.62x39
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It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.
I wonder if a lot of those accounts aren’t just sock puppets like how Noah had all of those we.en accounts.
 

Gatz

So we beat on, tugboats against the current...
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So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.md/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.md/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.md/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.md/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.md/EepMa , the list goes on...
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.md/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.md/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.md/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.md/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.md/EepMa , the list goes on...
Holy shit. This guy is every bit as bad as Chris. X( what a complete dingus.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.md/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.md/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.md/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.md/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.md/EepMa , the list goes on...
Oh man, this idiot is more of a turboautist that I could imagine.

I was one of YouTube’s most hated members

Before people began subscribing to me and commenting nice things, I was actually one of the most hated members of YouTube.
Nigga can't even get his mom to watch his asinine let's play videos but he thinks he is hot shit.

And his tale about how he was banned from some Shenmue forum is really something else. It has everything, from his mommy making an account to screech at the mods to calling the cops over a forum ban.
 
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