Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

Gatz

So we beat on, tugboats against the current...
kiwifarms.net
Oh man, this idiot is more of a turboautist that I could imagine.
And there's more. There's this post http://archive.md/vL3Oe where they unironically use the acronym LGBTQQIP2SAA (what do half of those even stand for?) and this one http://archive.md/c8Dpn , an angry post at the police who arrested him for harassment and making threats, which he blames on his 'tism (are we sure that this person isn't related to Chris in some way?)
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
kiwifarms.net
And there's more. There's this post http://archive.md/vL3Oe where they unironically use the acronym LGBTQQIP2SAA (what do half of those even stand for?) and this one http://archive.md/c8Dpn , an angry post at the police who arrested him for harassment and making threats, which he blames on his 'tism (are we sure that this person isn't related to Chris in some way?)
How many of these fucks are there? There's the no testosterone one and then there's this troon.
 

Arthur Calwell

kiwifarms.net
And there's more. There's this post http://archive.md/vL3Oe where they unironically use the acronym LGBTQQIP2SAA (what do half of those even stand for?) and this one http://archive.md/c8Dpn , an angry post at the police who arrested him for harassment and making threats, which he blames on his 'tism (are we sure that this person isn't related to Chris in some way?)
Lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, questioning, intersex, pansexual, two spirit, asexual, allies
 

Slick Willy

My wife has been legally dead since 1997.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Don't blame me if you start having nightmares...
With his/her appearance, he/she would probably sound like every opponent I played against on Halo 3 multiplayer: screeching, whining autism blaring in my ear, mixed in with "cock," "balls," "fag," and other words that prepubescents would find riveting.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
kiwifarms.net
So I thought the fundraiser was some weak attempt at trolling or getting money from idiotic paypigs, but with such level of autism.... was it TRUE AND HONEST?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: anameisaname

Duff

Lolcow Hunter
kiwifarms.net
As much as I'd love that tranny to be another troll, he/she is just a true and honest Autistic gal-guy pal of Chris Chan's. After reading posts from his/her website, Alan just looks like a British version of Chris Chan, if anything that freak is most likely to become CWC's BFF as god awful as that sounds. :cryblood:

I didn't think my return to KF would be me sharing this screenshot.
I haven't been online for a while as I was on holiday with my wife and kids then I got a DM on Twitter from that autistic troon. I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous his/her threat is as I know for a fact a "solicitor" cannot do anything about thread being made, nor can the police.

Just so everyone is aware, all of this is complete bullshit, nobody here on KF gave out this retard's phone number, all the screenshots in this thread just showed his/her tweets and photos, no phone number was shared, the tranny is just being an attention whore.
_20190920_194003.JPG
 
Last edited by a moderator:

anameisaname

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
kiwifarms.net
Quite the exceptional individual.
At first I thought it was Jacob sockness seems not. I love how the cwcverse atrracts exceptional character's. Especially post the passing of Bob.
Idea guys Teen troon squad CwC rebellion plus the current idea guy's 2.0
Allison 2457#8743
Bwagurt#5096
Satanic Sponge 2#2312
Talia Nakara#6814
The Exiled Draco#4230
Oαdrïox#8696
TheVoodu#1642
When will they learn?
 

Duff

Lolcow Hunter
kiwifarms.net
Chris Chan trolling has been going on since 2007. Adding 12 years to anyone’s life would make them older. That’s simple mathematics, son.
Quite the exceptional individual.
At first I thought it was Jacob sockness seems not. I love how the cwcverse atrracts exceptional character's. Especially post the passing of Bob.
Idea guys Teen troon squad CwC rebellion plus the current idea guy's 2.0
Allison 2457#8743
Bwagurt#5096
Satanic Sponge 2#2312
Talia Nakara#6814
The Exiled Draco#4230
Oαdrïox#8696
TheVoodu#1642
When will they learn?
I actually thought it was Sockness catfishing, but it turns out this loser is actually in love with Sockness rather than CWC which is even more disturbing. :cryblood:

EDIT: I contacted GiBi on Twitter, he does a lot of videos on Youtube about Chris Chan and Sockness, he's going to make a video of this Alan Christopher. I contacted a few of Alan's friends on facebook as he hasn't blocked me on there, I might be able to get more information on him/her.
 
Last edited:

anameisaname

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
kiwifarms.net
I actually thought it was Sockness catfishing, but it turns out this loser is actually in love with Sockness rather than CWC which is even more disturbing. :cryblood:

EDIT: I contacted GiBi on Twitter, he does a lot of videos on Youtube about Chris Chan and Sockness, he's going to make a video of this Alan Christopher. I contacted a few of Alan's friends on facebook as he hasn't blocked me on there, I might be able to get more information on him/her.
Be careful until everything is in place. Cows are known to monitor their own threads.
 

The handsome tard

Currently targeting Bill Gates, you are welcome!
kiwifarms.net
I actually thought it was Sockness catfishing, but it turns out this loser is actually in love with Sockness rather than CWC which is even more disturbing. :cryblood:
*plays cheesy 80's comedy music*
Now what will Chris do when he is the target of two tards fighting to be the love of his life when he is already married to three (imaginary) people already? Find out in this summer's new hit romantic-comedy.
"Sonichu, me and us!"
This time, the autism and the love are for real!

Not yet rated by the kiwi farms
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
kiwifarms.net
I didn't think my return to KF would be me sharing this screenshot.
I haven't been online for a while as I was on holiday with my wife and kids then I got a DM on Twitter from that autistic troon. I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous his/her threat is as I know for a fact a "solicitor" cannot do anything about thread being made, nor can the police.

Just so everyone is aware, all of this is complete bullshit, nobody here on KF gave out this exceptional individual's phone number, all the screenshots in this thread just showed his/her tweets and photos, no phone number was shared, the tranny is just being an attention whore.
View attachment 942666
I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING ALAN CHRISTOPHER!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR I, ALAN CRISTOPHER, WILL FILE A LOLSUIT AGAINST YOU!

SINCERELY,

ALAN CRISTOPHER.

P. S: I'M NOT ALAN CRISTOPHER!!
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I didn't think my return to KF would be me sharing this screenshot.
I haven't been online for a while as I was on holiday with my wife and kids then I got a DM on Twitter from that autistic troon. I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous his/her threat is as I know for a fact a "solicitor" cannot do anything about thread being made, nor can the police.

Just so everyone is aware, all of this is complete bullshit, nobody here on KF gave out this exceptional individual's phone number, all the screenshots in this thread just showed his/her tweets and photos, no phone number was shared, the tranny is just being an attention whore.
View attachment 942666
Troons are gonna troon. Do you know how rare phenotypically observable hormone imbalances actually are? The thing about Brandon Westfall is he's tall, lanky, and still has a typical male skeleton. This is just laughable.
I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING ALAN CHRISTOPHER!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, OR I, ALAN CRISTOPHER, WILL FILE A LOLSUIT AGAINST YOU!

SINCERELY,

ALAN CRISTOPHER.

P. S: I'M NOT ALAN CRISTOPHER!!
I don't think they have the emotional or nuerological maturity to simply leave the Internet alone.
 

Duff

Lolcow Hunter
kiwifarms.net
Troons are gonna troon. Do you know how rare phenotypically observable hormone imbalances actually are? The thing about Brandon Westfall is he's tall, lanky, and still has a typical male skeleton. This is just laughable.
Exactly, all men who have hormone problems still look biologically male. I think this "Alan" person is definitely female and is trying to cover it up. That or Chris Chan stole a some Youtube member's identity and is white knighting himself. I have seen lolcows white knighting themselves many times before.

So I got a response from the troon's school friends on Facebook and a lot more other stuff too, if anyone is interested to know then PM me as @anameisaname suggested I should keep everything discreet until our great British lolcow calms down.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
So I got a response from the troon's school friends on Facebook and a lot more other stuff too, if anyone is interested to know then PM me as @anameisaname suggested I should keep everything discreet until our great British lolcow calms down.
If you are planning some kind of devastating reveal and dox drop when a few more pieces fall into place this is fine, otherwise don't hoard cocks and/or jerk us off with 'pm me for teh infos' it dosen't play well, especially to longtimers.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
If you are planning some kind of devastating reveal and dox drop when a few more pieces fall into place this is fine, otherwise don't hoard cocks and/or jerk us off with 'pm me for teh infos' it dosen't play well, especially to longtimers.
I wouldn't doubt that this person is somehow involved. Might as well apply the person of interest tag.
 
Tags
None