Sooo. There have been many threads over on the lolcow site dedicated to one Aly RealRecover, a 20 year old Italian girl with a BMI of 10 (!) who's been REAL RECOVERING for almost 3 years. Join us in our patient death vigil as we watch Aly insist to her 30,000+ Instagram followers that she DOES eat food as she is KICKING and BEATING her DISEASE with all the emojis available. You do know that anorexia can be cured with the power of positive thinking and asspats on the internet, right?
https://www.instagram.com/aly_realrecover/
Current Aly Update: she broke her leg in a bunch of places and proudly states that she's "currently plastered at home" (love that engrish) Claims to have been run over by a car, but sustained no other visible injuries - this spoopy bitch probably fell. The chances of her recovering from this injury are as slim as her old skinny jeans.
If anyone from lolcow has Aly's older OOTD pics, please share!
EDIT: Sorry, I assumed most people know who this crazy bitch is already. Aly's been a longtime fave at lolcow for so long that her life is like a second language at this point.
purplebanana below did a great job of distilling several years worth of crazy into a single post, if you haven't already met the "Sweets Queen" (as she prefers to be known) and best recovery princess around.
https://www.instagram.com/aly_realrecover/
Current Aly Update: she broke her leg in a bunch of places and proudly states that she's "currently plastered at home" (love that engrish) Claims to have been run over by a car, but sustained no other visible injuries - this spoopy bitch probably fell. The chances of her recovering from this injury are as slim as her old skinny jeans.
If anyone from lolcow has Aly's older OOTD pics, please share!
EDIT: Sorry, I assumed most people know who this crazy bitch is already. Aly's been a longtime fave at lolcow for so long that her life is like a second language at this point.
purplebanana below did a great job of distilling several years worth of crazy into a single post, if you haven't already met the "Sweets Queen" (as she prefers to be known) and best recovery princess around.
Aly Realrecovery is an Italian #EDworrier, who has quite a following on Instagram, as of now she's sat at 38,000 followers. Her main shtick is obsessively taking photos the same types food on a weekly basis accompanied by a batshit Engrish essay, custom written for each foodstuff.
She doesn't eat much of the food she photographs, often taking pictures of her friend's food and claiming it as her own. Early on in her IG days, she used to photograph sandwiches with "bites" taken from them; they were clearly nail claw marks, and none of the food photographed is ever shown eaten.
The donuts are ripped apart, her lipstick is never smudged. Basically she's a big fat fraudie pants
She lies to her fanbase, then doesn't understand why everyone starts to get passive aggressive with her.
Her IG channel documents her REAL RECOVERY, which by now you've probably guessed is a lie. She's been doing this since AT LEAST 2013.
^That timelapse gif is over the course of 23 weeks. That's nearly six months.
Whenever her fans call her out on it, she says that she has a "high metabolism" which stops her from gaining weight quickly. All the extra nourishment she's getting is going STRAIGHT to her organs and hair!
[insert screenshots here of source IG comments, if anybody wants to do the work for me I'd appreciate it
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the following photos were put up onto Allys account weeks apart. Some kindly Anon has collated them.
She doesn't eat much of the food she photographs, often taking pictures of her friend's food and claiming it as her own. Early on in her IG days, she used to photograph sandwiches with "bites" taken from them; they were clearly nail claw marks, and none of the food photographed is ever shown eaten.
The donuts are ripped apart, her lipstick is never smudged. Basically she's a big fat fraudie pants
She lies to her fanbase, then doesn't understand why everyone starts to get passive aggressive with her. Her IG channel documents her REAL RECOVERY, which by now you've probably guessed is a lie. She's been doing this since AT LEAST 2013.
^That timelapse gif is over the course of 23 weeks. That's nearly six months.
Whenever her fans call her out on it, she says that she has a "high metabolism" which stops her from gaining weight quickly. All the extra nourishment she's getting is going STRAIGHT to her organs and hair!
[insert screenshots here of source IG comments, if anybody wants to do the work for me I'd appreciate it
]Kiwi users - Aly Realrecovery takes a lot of contextual knowledge to really make her a lolcow. You probably see her as a "poor Italian girl with a disorder that people are being cruel to" but this is a weird breed of lolcow. One you watch grazing in the meadow (or taking IG photos and pretending to graze lol). You don't really troll, and honestly you root for them to get better. She's not someone you really like or dislike (at least IMO), it's just a car crash happening in suuuuuuper slow motion.
Most of the people who are going to be in this thread have been following Aly for a long-ass time. I think there's gonna be an influx of newfags from /pt/, so beware.
Lolcow.farm users - if you bring your proana shit here I'll make sure it's deleted. Don't be massive spergs, it's tied to a username here. Learn what powerleveling is and don't do it.
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