Flying pierogis at vienna.
bath and body works does half price candle sales constantly but i guess our gorl doesn't need to wait for those discounts!
...but also complains about how expensive the ER and antibiotics are
I mean, it isn't like she's going to pay the ER bill. Most hospitals will bend over backwards to help you with your bill, including reaching out for you to find charities if you're indigent, but our gorl is gonna just ignore the bills until they get turned to collections.
Now if she does that stunt over and over and accumulates over $10 grand in unpaid collections debt, and the debt is owned by one agency, it might be worth it to them to sue her for it.
If her navel was infected to the point that they had to clean the blood out of it, I'm certain that the smell coming from the infection is unholy.