am i having side effects? - 7/13/2019

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bath and body works does half price candle sales constantly but i guess our gorl doesn't need to wait for those discounts!

...but also complains about how expensive the ER and antibiotics are
Antibiotics, ER, and even health insurance are not tangible things for her; she swallows the antibiotics but they don't have any flavor nor fill her, so what's the point? And the ER and health insurance take money from her precious garbage fund, and she doesn't really get anything out of it (what is health to a woman who weights more than an adult llama anyways?)

"if a weight loss doctor was so common and so easy, no one would be fat"

I....I just can't.
A weight loss doctor isn't a genie! You actually have to put effort into saving your life or else they won't.

That's like saying, "If rehabs were so common we wouldn't have drug addicts."

That's not how any of this works!
We have so many hospitals, why do people die of cancer????

Honestly, Amber has the mind of a child who hasn't really realized that what she watches on the telly isn't all true, so she just lives with the impression that after meeting a weight loss doctor an obese person can just stop being fat without any of the labour it actually requires.

Just look at how she reacted to Lady Gaga's movie...
 

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Honestly, Amber has the mind of a child who hasn't really realized that what she watches on the telly isn't all true, so she just lives with the impression that after meeting a weight loss doctor an obese person can just stop being fat without any of the labour it actually requires.

Just look at how she reacted to Lady Gaga's movie...
I think this is why she believes that on her very first visit to a weight-loss clinic she's going to have a sit-down with a fucking surgeon. A surgeon. Because that's how it happens on MSHPL. They don't show the extensive and thorough pre-screening process that takes place because it's fucking boring. They show the bedbound fatty, shower scene, firefighters arriving to load fatty into a cargo plane, and in the next scene fatty is Dr. Now's office. It just doesn't work like that.

I mean Kentucky has a small-ass population so I guess it's possible that the surgeon meets people before they've even finished the screening process??? But that's a backward-ass way to do things. A fucking surgeon would have more important things to do, surely, than waste his day with a first-timer that for all he knows won't meet the criteria of his program.
 

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Generally, if you are going to a place for specialized care..you actually meet with the specialist on the first go.

Largely because they come in, meet you, and then do the standard spiel on what all will be done. Then walk out and a nurse or more generalist doctor begins doing all the paper work etc etc.

I have no doubt she'd have met a specialist, who then promptly rolled his eyes the moment he left the room.
 

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A surgeon does not waste their time on that shit. Anyone can educate you on the procedure.

You'd walk in and see a nutritionist/RD for a bit, who explains what your diet would be like before and after and you would also be told about the different surgical procedure options. Then, a healthcare professional comes in, often times not even an MD but rather a PA or some kind of nurse, and you go through your medical history in detail with them. This is how they determine if you are even a candidate for their program (surgery).

You do not walk in and meet the surgeon on the first day. That's fucking re.tarded. If it were me, I would be concerned if the surgeon were there to give me a "spiel" like a fucking car salesman. I would turn around and walk out. A good surgeon has better things to do and simply isn't NEEDED until well into the process. There's no point meeting the surgeon even before any paperwork is done ffs. I know Kentucky is backwards but still... seems extremely unlikely. I guess we'll find out what happened eventually, probably vlogmas at this rate.

edit to add: our gorl hasn't even attended the basic-bitch nutrition/education seminar which is required in 99.9999999% of these bariatric programs. Does the surgeon sometimes attend or host these seminars? Yes. But she hasn't even done that.
 
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A surgeon does not waste their time on that shit. Anyone can educate you on the procedure.

You'd walk in and see a nutritionist/RD for a bit, who explains what your diet would be like before and after and you would also be told about the different surgical procedure options. Then, a healthcare professional comes in, often times not even an MD but rather a PA or some kind of nurse, and you go through your medical history in detail with them. This is how they determine if you are even a candidate for their program (surgery).

You do not walk in and meet the surgeon on the first day. That's fucking re.tarded. If it were me, I would be concerned if the surgeon were there to give me a "spiel" like a fucking car salesman. I would turn around and walk out. A good surgeon has better things to do and simply isn't NEEDED until well into the process. There's no point meeting the surgeon even before any paperwork is done ffs. I know Kentucky is backwards but still... seems extremely unlikely. I guess we'll find out what happened eventually, probably vlogmas at this rate.

edit to add: our gorl hasn't even attended the basic-bitch nutrition/education seminar which is required in 99.9999999% of these bariatric programs. Does the surgeon sometimes attend or host these seminars? Yes. But she hasn't even done that.
You can meet the surgeon on the first day, in fact for most procedures in the US as soon as you get diagnostic tests done you are referred to a specialist/surgeon. They are not usually two separate entities. Consults as well as set up for pre op testing can be done in one day.
 

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But bariatric surgery is different for numerous reasons. Your eligibility for the program (much less for your insurance to pay) isn't determined by just running some diagnositcs. "Pre-op testing" doesn't come until later. A lot of factors go into it because of the intense lead-up, aftercare, and lifelong commitment required for bariatric surgery to be considered a success i.e. fatty not only making it through the program but actually losing weight. It's just not the same as so many other types of surgery.

Like if you needed knee surgery because of an injury, that is a straightforward process. Also, "knee injuries" are fairly straightforward vs obesity which is a very complex disease. Diagnostic, the pre-op testing, then surgery, then aftercare which may involve physical therapy. An orthopedic surgeon doesn't have to set up a huge fucking "program" to ensure that his surgeries are successful. Bariatric programs simply have a lot more shit to coordinate to set patients up for success. On the other hand if you get knee surgery you'll be told to take it easy for a while and change your bandage every X hours and to sign up for physio. That's simplfying it, I know. I'm just saying bariatric shit is a lot more complicated and there's no reason for the surgeon to sit down with you like Amberlynn thinks is going to happen until she's further along in the program.

e: sorry for so many edits uwu
 
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So I started wondering how much fucking soot has to be on their ceilings, in the air, and have settled on all the shit in their house as it seems like they are constantly burning large scented candles in like every single room. Hamber when describing the 'flavors' starts talking about what room she thinks each 'flavor' should go in: bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, livingroom. . .

I found this article that says the average scented candle has 3,000 to 5,000 chemicals in it, none of which have undergone testing for health effects. Recently In has been shown that they can release volatile organic componds like toluene, acetone, and benzene when burning. Not that Hamber is going to live long enough for the side-effects of her fucking scented candle addiction to matter, but Mumbles and Thumby can look forward to candle related asthma, allergies, and lung cancer.

In conclusion: Save Twinkie, Rarity, Wasabi, Chubs, and Trixie from these candle burning monsters :'( Thots and prayers
Lucky for Amber, she doesn’t use any of the shit she hauls. She just likes to waste money imagining herself using it like a fresh and dainty gorl.

So I guess that 6lb "loss" if it was even real...was just that she could have possibly puked once? Or had she not been taking them long enough yet? I'm getting so salty about her timeline-twisting.
Remember when she had her fat, bloated moonhead sooooooooo far up her own ass in January 2018 because of how PROUD she was of herself for "losing so much weight you guise!!" but it was all entirely just because she and the Thumb Gremlin had a flu for like a week? They both hella gained it all back. And kept gaining...and gaining...and gaining...
Only bulimics could dream of losing six pounds by puking once or twice. Besides, if she had, she’d absolute include her “fear that she’s becoming bulimic” in her video and use it to justify the hamburgers from Sonic. Gotta make up for those lost, likely already digested calories.
 

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If her navel was infected to the point that they had to clean the blood out of it, I'm certain that the smell coming from the infection is unholy.
The worst is, after she realised that the belly button was bleeding (stained shirt or pillow mountain, maybe Twinkie licking it), couldn't they even bothered to clean the damn stinky hole?
She probably can't reach and Becky didn't wanted to, is the only explanation to leave it for hours/days to the nurse and doctor do the dirty job (she was clearly surprised about everything they found in there, and was a 2 people job)
A normal person would have clean it with proper antiseptic solution straight away and keep checking (and cleaning more if needed to) if the bleed stopped or not, even leaving a little cotton bud protecting the area.
The excuses about the "steroids anxiety" are convenient since she can't reach it to rub anything on it and Becky clearly doesn't want to (Bloody stinky infected belly buttons aren't sexy)...
The next nurse/doctor or unfortunate creature will do the job for her eventually.
 
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Strawberry Pocky

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Only bulimics could dream of losing six pounds by puking once or twice. Besides, if she had, she’d absolute include her “fear that she’s becoming bulimic” in her video and use it to justify the hamburgers from Sonic. Gotta make up for those lost, likely already digested calories.
Lol yeah. A 6 pound loss from puking or the flu for a normal human? Hahaha yeah right.

But for 610+ pound, Sloppapotamus Lard Mountain Amber? With her stretched-out stadium sized stomach? Probably easily five pounds or more in a single hurl. You gotta account for sheer scale, gorl.
 

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We know Amber doesn't like to reveal disgusting non dainty things about herself, but she was willing to tell us all about this event that has us kiwis disgusted on a whole new level most of us haven't heard of. Makes a wizard wonder what even more horrifying things she is too embarrassed to tell us about, things more embarrassing than an infected, rotting, blood and puss filled bellybutton. :cryblood:

Show your damn diseased laaaayyyyygsss!!!
 

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We know Amber doesn't like to reveal disgusting non dainty things about herself, but she was willing to tell us all about this event that has us kiwis disgusted on a whole new level most of us haven't heard of. Makes a wizard wonder what even more horrifying things she is too embarrassed to tell us about, things more embarrassing than an infected, rotting, blood and puss filled bellybutton. :cryblood:

Show your damn diseased laaaayyyyygsss!!!
You know what, you're right, Wiz.

Maybe I've become so desensitized to the sheer horrors of DeathFatty grossness in general (years over years watching multiple TLC shows and then also Cow-viewing online like ALR and Chantal, etc) and discussing and lurking places like the Farms and Lolcow forums might have just made me forget how completely fucking abnormal and gob-smackingly fat Amberlynn truly is.

Here we are sitting around talking about her bloated guts bursting apart. That's truly fucking repulsive in and of itself....but then there's also the implications on top of it. She is SO nonchalant and flippant about making MULTIPLE (monetized!) videos to post publicly about her bleeding gunt-flaps and rotting jaw. She'll even chuck in a free candle haul! Why not!

If THAT'S the kind of disgusting, vomit-inducing content that she is willing to share with the world? What the pure hell could possibly be so bad that she is still desperately going to great lengths to hide it?
 

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Surgeons offices tend to have 2 days a week of consults and 3 days of surgery. It is usually the same days each week. They can cram in a lot of consults in a 8 hour day, most end up being like 15 minutes.

Many bariatric surgeons are shady in the same way a lot of plastic surgeons are. Many are surgeons and go to seminars to get certified for WLS, but they aren't experts in weight loss or the surgery, they just know that the pay out is immense and it is very easy to blame the patient for any problems that crop up afterwards. They will do the absolute minimum required to get an insurance reimbursement for the surgery. Absolutely terrible candidates get WLS all the time, often from doctors that are very good salesmen for the procedure they learned. Dr Now is a real exception in that he actually gives a fuck about doing things correctly.
 

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maybe Twinkie licking it)
Oh, god, please, no... that little dog has gone through enough shit already.


Lol yeah. A 6 pound loss from puking or the flu for a normal human? Hahaha yeah right.

But for 610+ pound, Sloppapotamus Lard Mountain Amber? With her stretched-out stadium sized stomach? Probably easily five pounds or more in a single hurl. You gotta account for sheer scale, gorl.
I wouldn't be really sure about that: seasonal flues with vomit can sometimes be even nastier than Amber, and we know this because she had it last year (around January, I think?) and lost something like 30lbs, pushing the fantastic 500lbs to May.
 
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You know what, you're right, Wiz.

Maybe I've become so desensitized to the sheer horrors of DeathFatty grossness in general (years over years watching multiple TLC shows and then also Cow-viewing online like ALR and Chantal, etc) and discussing and lurking places like the Farms and Lolcow forums might have just made me forget how completely fucking abnormal and gob-smackingly fat Amberlynn truly is.

Here we are sitting around talking about her bloated guts bursting apart. That's truly fucking repulsive in and of itself....but then there's also the implications on top of it. She is SO nonchalant and flippant about making MULTIPLE (monetized!) videos to post publicly about her bleeding gunt-flaps and rotting jaw. She'll even chuck in a free candle haul! Why not!

If THAT'S the kind of disgusting, vomit-inducing content that she is willing to share with the world? What the pure hell could possibly be so bad that she is still desperately going to great lengths to hide it?
I'll tell you what's so bad she has to hide it: the idea of proving the haydurs right. Nobody's really said anything about her bellybutton in particular, maybe a few have talked about her dental situation type deal, but we have been speculating on the fleshy nightmare fused to her laygeens for YEARS. It's the fact that she'd have to admit her laygs are indeed a blubbery infected mess to the meanies who been knew that's keeping her from just showing us already, whereas with her nasty ass bellybutton and her rotting teeth, well those are just common problems that could happen to any dainty gorl.
 
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