Maybe Becky and Twinkie could wipe Al with their tongues. Even more lesbian sex!Twinkie Storr licks Amber's chocolate starfish after taking a shit. That's lesbinan seks 10 times a week, babey!
Yep, unless I'm literally sick to the point of taking to my bed I can get 2,000 steps, more than 2,000 steps just walking around my house. That's insane."2,000 step plan." In order for me to walk a maximum of 2,000 steps in one day, I have to make an effort to force myself to not walk.
She could literally get 2,000+ steps in by just walking in and out of the kitchen alone. I'm not even trying to make a joke here. All she would need to do to get those steps in is to walk in and out of the kitchen to get herself stuff throughout the day.Yep, unless I'm literally sick to the point of taking to my bed I can get 2,000 steps, more than 2,000 steps just walking around my house. That's insane.
Yeah, I'ma stop you there.Most normal healthy people in their 20s...
So, here's a fun game. A bit autistic, as you say, but fun nonetheless.Anyone else catch during the spiel about her giveaway winner she can't even look at the camera, keeps glancing to the sides, blinking so slowly her eyes are half closed or even closing her eyes a lot. Totally lying about the giveaway.
getting PTSD from reading all that fucked up shit has definitely been interesting but some of yall owe me reparations
Thank Jeebus it's not a drinking game. We'd all be dead.Yeah, I'ma stop you there.
So, here's a fun game. A bit autistic, as you say, but fun nonetheless.
- Watch an AL video on mute.
- Every time her body language screams, "I'M A LYING LIAR WHO LIES" pause and rewatch that segment with the sound on.
- If she's...
Winner gets a gift card lost in the mail.
- Denying a weight gain - 1 point
- Claiming a weight loss - 1 point
- Talking about a doctor's visit - 2 points
- Clarifying the controversy du jour - 2 points
- Insisting she's over "Destiny who?" - 5 points
- If she prefaces the lie with, "This is 100% true," add an additional 10 points.
- Your profile picture actually made me lol.
- Thank you for strengthening my resolve never to give in to morbid curiosity and take a peek at that thread.