Ralphamale
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Ralph's above all that normie love faggy shit. When she puked on him he knew he found his trad cath lolicon bride.thats a really sad way of looking at it, it should be because she genuinely loves you enough to do those things for you instead of trying to play big bad eceleb. i dont even mean to dig in when i say it reeks of someone trying to prove theyre something after constant rejection. i actually feel pity for ralph that he will never experience wholesome moments like both of them enjoying a cuddling embrace and being late to something, or surprising each other with meals or gifts for reasons other than larping as christian conservatives or appealing to power dynamics.
all their interactions were based on hurrying to the next drink or activity to distract themselves from reality, ralph wouldnt even dance with her when she got excited asking him to. their lives are made up solely of the period where youre just trying to entertain yourself to escape a bit. they will never experience getting lost in each other, looking at each other and just being content with even silent synchronistic communication and harmony. the little moments where you show you care with selfless acts motivated by what both of you want vs an expectation or obligation, trust, the moments where you think shes your girl she agrees with you and actually likes cooking, or thats your guy you dont have to tell him to straighten up his life or mature.
but you know thats just internet serial killer bastard melty in me i guess.