Artcow Amanda Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee - Fat autistic nonbinary pedophile from Mount Olive, Illinois who is in a relationship with a Spyro boss. Jealous of OPL.

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Imagine if Chris Chan had a twin sister that he got separated from at birth, an autistic, narcistic, fat, entitled, neet of a sister. If there's one picture I had to choose of her's to summarize her best, it would be one drawn by the cow herself:

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Ladies and gentlemen of the farms, known currently as Manda-Tee, but best known as Lady Alt, Ladyalt69, and Amanda Turcol. This specimen of a cow has a history going back that even warranted her an ED page. (I'll update this when I'm able to snag the URL and it's not down) For those of you who are unfamiliar, I'll bring you up to speed.

Ladyalt is best known for her love for a fictional character, not uncommon with cows, but this one is an unusual taste, to say the least. the character I'm talking about comes from the first original spyro game and is a boss that lasts barely more than a minute. I'm talking about this green fuck.

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If you're still scratching your head and unable to recognize the character, don't worry, you're not alone considering this character has one of the SHORTEST boss battles in the entire series and no one has paid two seconds of a mind to except Ladyalt. She has been in a "relationship" with him for over several years. She believes in her own autistic version of spirit travel and genuinely believes that in another dimension, she's married to him and has had two children with him. Lord I wish I was kidding. She believes that he comes to visit her constantly, and has made several personified versions of him. She even has a body pillow of him that she drew herself to hump herself on during the lonely nights. And yes, this is the second time she has done this.

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This warranted her much attention during the early 2010's. As she would autistically screech and rabidly defend her love for Jacques against the internet while pulling up MS paint to draw pictures of them fucking. She amassed over hundreds and HUNDREDS of pictures that she has drawn of him. All by her own untalented hand. Despite doing nothing but draw, vape, and watch Youtube all day while abusing the poor copy of her spyro game by playing it repeatedly she has not improved in any craft she does. While her art alone warrants many laughs at how pitifully bad it is not the only thing that has brought the infamous attention she has.

If you can believe it, once upon a time she managed to marry someone. That's right, not just anyone, but a middle aged, pedophile, loser of a dude who would actually shit himself in their bed. The winner himself:

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Larry apparently was a friend of her late father's and dated alt the moment she turned 18. That's right, a fifty year old man who was old enough to be her father dated AND married her for over five years. Alt somehow woke up and realized what a loser Larry was when he started to creep on her niece and sneak into her room at night. She was adamant about defending him for a while, even breaking up with him at one point only to get back with him probably because she realized it would be the only serious relationship she'd ever be in. All the while she was married to Larry however, she'd talk about and draw Jacques way more in comparison that most people probably didn't even know she was married. Larry was apparently aware of Jacques and rightfully hated the green fuck for warranting alt's attention more. Alt has written several fanfics where Larry is a loser and competes with Jacques for her love. She has called him her 'tru wuv' multiple times while treating him like this. If you thought she was bad at art, reading her fanfics is another form of dirrehea for the eyes:
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Currently, she has divorced Larry and has dated several people since then even though she promised to "take a relationship break". She even dated another infamous cow by the name of Reuben who is a known pedophile. Did she care that he was? Nope, not until everyone else started calling him out for it! All of these relationships have barely lasted but she currently is dating some mysterious man from Sweden. not much more is known about this man, or if he's even real in the first place. Already, it seems to be that this man has a fat fetish for her:

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Saying she has a poor taste in men would be an understatement, as she's displayed before a shred of self realization that she has awful taste:

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The quickest way to piss off alt would be to call her Chris Chan to her. the internet has compared them for years and honestly, the resemblance is striking. For a while, alt even tried to warrant the attention of Chris chan by making him fanart and stories about adventures and the dimensional merge. but not even Christine had the time of day for alt's bullshit. As with her infamy compared to Chris's is like comparing a whale to a guppy fish. The many but not limited to traits that the two share are:

-The 'tism
-they're both fat as hell (although I would argue that alt is even fatter)
-they both believe in dimensions and have delusions that they can travel to them or that they're going to be merged with our world
-both are ""married"" to fictional characters
-both have begged countless amount of times for money even though they both earn a tugboat
-they both have rabidly attacked and wished death threats on people who are 'trolls'
-both have their special gender identities and delusions about said identities
-they both have multiple versions of themselves all autistic and wish fulfillment
-both have been coddled by their parents while being encouraged to stay on their tugboats and not get jobs
And so on and so forth.

Alt has proven herself many a time to show that she doesn't really care for anyone but herself and her fictional husbando. any interaction with her is pointless as many people including her limited amount of friends have tried to talk some sense into her. The alt cycle goes as follows: alt cries and says that she wants to do better > gets actual helpful advice and support from people > goes on a brief hiatus > comes back in full tard force screaming at the 'haters' and 'trolls' (even those who helped her) for being stupid and insecure and that she loves herself just the way she is > goes back to her usual bullshit > then go back to stage 1. Time and time again, alt proves her ego is the only thing bigger than her stomach and love for Jacques combined. As she loves to proclaim herself as, she really truly is the Queen of Fools.

There is multiple layers of infamy to alt, while it's obvious she's working with limited brain cell capacity other noteworthy points of her's are:
-She genuinely believes that she was Mark Twain in a past life, and one of the two people that died at Woodstock, while her sister was the other
-whining that no one wants to buy her art while that's OBVIOUSLY the biggest mystery to life itself
-waking up in the middle of the night crying about her obsession with Jacques then drawing him the next day
-She has attacked skinny girls for being 'anorexic bitches' (jealousy with being a fat cow lol)
-talks frequently about her political beliefs that everyone needs to know
-has multiple accounts of being racist
-she's gotten a tattoo of her own vomit art
-being kicked out of almost every fandom she tries to participate in for being creepy and not able to stfu about Jacques for two seconds
And much more!

Her known accounts, it's not hard to find her as she goes under the same name every goddamn website she goes to:
Kiwifarms, make sure to go say hi!:

Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/manda-tee93?rnrd=257735 (her current and most active) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/axj-fanclub (yes she made a fanclub for fucking Jacques lmao) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/spyrojacquesfriends (another fanclub) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/amaarathefool (her NSFL account that she posts pics of herself) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/lady-alternate (old, inactive) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/foolish-amaara (her backup account if someone hacks her, lol) (Archive)
https://www.deviantart.com/lady-alt2 (ANOTHER backup account) (Archive)

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/MandaTee12 (her main active twitter) (Archive)
https://twitter.com/MandaTeeArt1 (art twitter, semi active) (Archive)
https://twitter.com/MTeensfw (NSFW art twitter, semi active) (Archive)
https://twitter.com/AmaaraNsfw (NEW NSFW twitter) (Archive)

Her current bf's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/X37Dj (semi active) (Archive)

Her current bf's Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/maklods (semi active) (Archive)

Her current bf's Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Maklopdsreturned (empty account) (Archive)

Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiNuQfprxyYtOT64FYBnrwA (bawwleeted or possibly deactivated) (Archive)

Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mandatee93/ (BAWWW--leeted)
https://www.instagram.com/queenoffools93/ (semi active) (Archive)

Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/Mandatee93/ (semi active) (Archive)

Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/Mandatee93 (inactive) (Archive)

Paypal:
(Archive)

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/ALTGeneration (inactive, but great archive of old shit) (Archive)

Flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ladyalt69/ (inactive)

Ko-fi (inactive)
(Archive)

Redbubble, for all that hot merchandise: (inactive)
(Archive)

Pinterest (?):
https://www.pinterest.com/amandaturcol/ (inactive) (Archive)

Wattpad:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/Manda-tee (this one only gets updated every blue moon) (Archive) (I Wish I Was Different)

fanfiction.net:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3357616/LadyALT269 (inactive, hilarious old shit tho) (Archive)

FurAffinity (just when she couldn't add another layer of shittiness, she's a lowkey furry too):
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/manda-tee (main active FA) (Archive)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ladyalt69 (inactive old) (Archive)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ladyalternate (also inactive, old) (Archive)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ladyalt-bases (inactive, account used when she used bases) (Archive)

Curiouscat:
https://curiouscat.me/MandaTee (she is pretty active here) (Archive)

rule 34 account:
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/LadyALT69/1 (old, not very active but a good archive of her old porn) (Archive)

Pixiv account:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/39508068 (Archive)

An old Lolcow Farm thread on her:
(Archive)

Encylopedia Dramatica:
(insert when and if ED goes back up)

Name: Amanda Turcol
DOB: May 2nd, 1993
201 Garfield St, Mount Olive, IL 62069
 
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AtroposHeart

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Chris is desperate enough for her. However, unless she runs into him in real life it's not happening
 
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José Mourinho

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LadyALT69 said:
I am 19 years old. Just graduated high school from 2011. I want to get somewhere with my art but to alot of people think it's a compitition out there.
I am in a sexual love relationship with a French Jack-in-the-box from Spyro the Dragon name Jacques. I'm guessing I'll add my porn on here Hmm... I guess I will lol XD Just a f***ed up fangirl on Da Loose!!!
I'm scared now.

Anyway, no, she's too fat for him.
 

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CalmMyTits said:
Then I scrolled down and saw the n00dz she posted of herself and I cried.
I didn't read that far down until I saw your post. Ow. Owwwww. I've got blood flowing from my eyes right now.
 
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Springblossom said:
CalmMyTits said:
Then I scrolled down and saw the n00dz she posted of herself and I cried.
I didn't read that far down until I saw your post. Ow. Owwwww. I've got blood flowing from my eyes right now.
Ouch. My fucking eyes....
 
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CalmMyTits said:
I went to her ED page and laughed at the badly-drawn picture of her flipping the bird at her trolls. The way she drew her MANOS made it look like she only has 2 fingers on each hand.

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Then I scrolled down and saw the n00dz she posted of herself and I cried.
Her art is still better than Chris'. That said...what. Just what. I was a hyper teenaged fangirl at one point in time too, but even I was never like that.
 
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CalmMyTits said:
I went to her ED page and laughed at the badly-drawn picture of her flipping the bird at her trolls. The way she drew her MANOS made it look like she only has 2 fingers on each hand.



Then I scrolled down and saw the n00dz she posted of herself and I cried.
Those are some freakish claws.

Also why do lolcows feel the need to post n00dz.
 

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TastyWB 2.0 said:
CalmMyTits said:
I went to her ED page and laughed at the badly-drawn picture of her flipping the bird at her trolls. The way she drew her MANOS made it look like she only has 2 fingers on each hand.



Then I scrolled down and saw the n00dz she posted of herself and I cried.
Those are some freakish claws.

Also why do lolcows feel the need to post n00dz.
Because their sexy duh. :tomgirl:
 

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She's pretty active in her alternate dA account.

http://ladyalt69.deviantart.com/


It was a beautiful night at the Fool Kingdom. The ball room was empty and suddenly a human woman dressed in the colors of the Lofty Castle skies. Her name is Amanda. Jacques on the other hand had a green face and darker green hair. He wears his hat and shirt proudly... Amanda and Jacques started to dance together as no music has ever came up. The night was beautiful that night in the Fool Kingdom
 

CalmMyTits

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Alan Pardew said:
She's pretty active in her alternate dA account.

http://ladyalt69.deviantart.com/


It was a beautiful night at the Fool Kingdom. The ball room was empty and suddenly a human woman dressed in the colors of the Lofty Castle skies. Her name is Amanda. Jacques on the other hand had a green face and darker green hair. He wears his hat and shirt proudly... Amanda and Jacques started to dance together as no music has ever came up. The night was beautiful that night in the Fool Kingdom
what the hell did i just read? how do you even dance with someone who doesn't even have legs?
 

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Alan Pardew said:
She's pretty active in her alternate dA account.

http://ladyalt69.deviantart.com/


It was a beautiful night at the Fool Kingdom. The ball room was empty and suddenly a human woman dressed in the colors of the Lofty Castle skies. Her name is Amanda. Jacques on the other hand had a green face and darker green hair. He wears his hat and shirt proudly... Amanda and Jacques started to dance together as no music has ever came up. The night was beautiful that night in the Fool Kingdom
Why do all the DA lolcows have such shitty and long as hell profiles?
 
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Alan Pardew said:
She's pretty active in her alternate dA account.

http://ladyalt69.deviantart.com/


It was a beautiful night at the Fool Kingdom. The ball room was empty and suddenly a human woman dressed in the colors of the Lofty Castle skies. Her name is Amanda. Jacques on the other hand had a green face and darker green hair. He wears his hat and shirt proudly... Amanda and Jacques started to dance together as no music has ever came up. The night was beautiful that night in the Fool Kingdom
Am I the only one here who thinks Jacques looks like an insane serial killer?