It wouldn't surprise me if she had a habit of waking up in hotel rooms not knowing where she was, how she got there, or why there were 12 Albanian midgets in bed with her.She's one drunken bender away from "Vic told me he loved me! He said we'd be together forever!" She wasn't bad looking in her younger years, and it wouldn't surprise me if she had a habit of waking up in hotel rooms that weren't her own at conventions.
Weed is a hell of a drug, my man.Credible witnesses? Where? Citation needed, penguin molesting deviant.
Now that I think of it, we should get her and PenguinTruth together. Maybe she can help him lose his virginity.
The trick I learned for that, is claim you are excommunicated. Their rules prevent them from talking to the excommunicated.I relate to this so much, it really annoys me when I'm going about my business and get jumped by the Jehova's Witnesses that I slam the door on.