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Amazon boss Jeff Bezos and wife MacKenzie divorceThat's going to be a nasty divorce settlement.

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  1. https://archive.fo/YYNRI
     
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  2. Good God, that'll be one hell of a settlement.

    Remember kids, always get a prenup.
     
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    Sword Fighter Super

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  3. how to become the richest woman in the world? divorce the richest man in the world!
     
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  4. If she’s smart and has a good lawyer she’ll get half his stock.

    I wonder if this is a result of him being obsessive over running Amazon (no time for family) or his wife wanting to branch out into philanthropy like Melinda Gates and Jeff saying no (he’s not good with giving away money).

    Either way he’s going to be fucking a lot of models and actresses soon.
     
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  5. GLASS CEILING HAS BEEN BROKEN! PROGRESS IS MADE!
     
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    ICametoLurk SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
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  6. If she got half she would be the world's richest woman and the richest novelist.
    Would be nice if that's the case...
     
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  7. I honestly think it is, he is building a 10k year clock and his philanthropic endeavors have been building a women’s shelter on his campus (only because they closed one on land they purchased) as well as the Day One fund listed in the article. He’s not been known for philanthropy and tbqh he doesn’t have to be but when you’re the worlds richest man it’s expected plus no one needs his level of net worth.
     
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  8. Did she leave him with a neighbour? hahahaha hahahaha hahaha

    (try the veal).
     
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  9. Amazon wasn't founded until a year after they were married.
     
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  10. The moment when every lawyer in the world stopped and held their breath
     
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  11. THOT

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  12. Wonder if she'll have a convenient "accident" in the near future.
     
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  13. He's gonna be paying her 50 million dollars a month to have sex with Jamal and Tyrone next door.
     
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  14. He was probably already cheating on her.

    If she's looking for a 20 something boy toy I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
     
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  15. BREAKING: Jeff Bezos realises marriage is a union and immediately gets a divorce
     
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  16. Oh good some random lady is about to become rich for having sex with a dude who accomplished something.

    I don't even blame the lady. After a nasty breakup who wouldn't want to steal millions from their ex? I blame the law, this is dumb. If there was some partnership, some agreement, that's one thing, but just being married while someone does something does not entitle you to any of it.

    EDIT: And I realize marriage itself is a partnership and an agreement, but not an agreement to share everything and have joint assets.
     
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  17. No one expected a text based online book store would be the worlds most valuable company in 20 years. Bezos got fucking lucky. He was at the right place at the right time to take this opportunity along with $300k of his parent’s money to fund his venture.
     
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  18. Even regular dudes should ask for it. It could only help you in the end.
     
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  19. They got married before Amazon was a thing and I'm going to guess she supported the growth of their business in many ways, as well as having 3 kids with him and adopting another with him. Marriage is a partnership and she's entitled to her half in my eyes. In the same way she'd have been entitled to half of fuck all had Amazon failed. Shared risk, shared rewards.
     
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  20. I wonder if Eddie Murphy: Raw is available on Amazon Prime? Jeff might find this bit appropriate:


    Half.
     
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