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Amazon boss Jeff Bezos and wife MacKenzie divorceThat's going to be a nasty divorce settlement.

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  1. i always wondered if contribution is taken into account when distributing wealth. makes no sense to give someone any part of wealth when that person had no part in creating said wealth.
     
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  2. Amazon is anti-union, so no wonder Jeff Bezos divorced her.
     
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  3. So it looks like his announcement was an attempt at damage control, because National Enquirer uncovered his 9-month affair with Lauren Sanchez, the wife of Hollywood mogul.

    He reportedly sent her dick pics (seriously, at this age?) and steamy text messages.

    Honestly, I can't believe that he is so stupid. It's so pathetic that it hurts. So cliche...
     
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    #43 Gorilla Tessellator, Jan 10, 2019 at 1:04 PM
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  4. Richest guy in the world and he can't keep his sexts and dick pics out of a two bit gossip rag? A seventy billion dollar divorce is preferable?
    Very weird.
     
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  5. Brendan_Fraser.jpg
    APOLOGIZE
     
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    #45 yeahweknow, Jan 11, 2019 at 4:49 AM
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  6. Lol no
    You ever see Shaq on shitty tv ads? He's in like 30 atm. He's desperately trying to pay off his monthly alimony settlements despite not being a pro anymore.
     
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  7. It's not a lol for feminists, it's what feminists keep presenting as evidence of sexism (and low social mobility). Out of 10 richest women (per wikipedia by way of Forbes), one is an elderly widow, one is a 38 year old trust fund snake hatchling, and the rest are senile heiresses I wouldn't fuck even for half their money. Their granddaddies made it big in the 19th century and the cunts have been skating on it ever since. As a radfem, I'm most offended by that last cohort, and not because of their sex.
     
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  8. Apparently the sexts were sent from the new lady to her friends, who leaked them to the inquirer. Good job Bezos, giving up a 25 year marriage and billions of dollars for some idiot that sends pictures of your penis to everyone she knows.
     
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  9. Hm, that would totally confirm a theory that she is a honeypot.

    I still can't wrap my mind around Jeff Bezos being so weak minded.
     
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  10. you can buy the best hitman in the world for 100 million $. thats waaay cheaper than this divorce.
     
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  11. I just really hope the dick pics are leaked. I'm also an Amazon seller but don't particularly like them or working with them. Any time I am frustrated by what a ruthless, soulless, all-encompassing machine Amazon is, it will be some small comfort knowing everyone has seen Jeff Bezos penis.
     
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  12. What a dirty Sanchez.
     
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    metroid_fetish Your fetish is vanilla.

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  13. I guess that's what you get when you bang a communication major...
     
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  14. "Bezos wrote: 'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'"

    how embarrassing
     
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  15. Elon Musk's first wife got far less than half, and had no complaints. At a certain point, you're just really rich.
     
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    escapegoat

    escapegoat The answer is always "porn."

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  16. Why does that require a divorce?
    I just don't understand the modern world at times.
     
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  17. Because they both know very well how shit the government is at finding (and taxing) money that's been squirreled away. As it stands right now, it's not his money or her money - rather, they jointly, as a family, own $137bn. While they are married, one of them can spend (or "spend") some of it from this communal pot. If one of them buys something as mundane as a yacht, it's still technically family property, but only the person who wants yacht parties will be getting some use out of it, AND it will be costly to split in the future. But what if Jeff wants to fly to Alpha Centauri and MacKenzie wants to wreck the African textile industry for ~charity~? This is personal spending the other party will never recover. If they lead separate lives, they don't need joint finances.

    And these cringeworthy messages. It's one thing to catch your beloved husband pounding some nubile pussy for physical pleasure, it's quite another to discover he's fundamentally a cow and you don't love him anymore. Jeff's cheating is nothing by itself, but whoring around as a married woman and having your wife whore around both incur significant reputational damage. They're both filthy rich; at this point, the only thing you care about is how you go down in history. If they don't divorce, it'll be as a whore and as a cuck.
    (Speaking of which, it's hilarious to see how the liberal media splits the reputational assets of Amazon: Jeff gets all the slavery and MacKenzie gets all the innovation. Lel.)
     
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  18. I think when you have $137 billion, you could split it with TEN wives and still not give any kind of a shit.

    Divorce settlements burn people with $1 million, not $137 billion.
     
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  19. I really feel sorry for MacKenzie. I bet that she didn't expect that when she married a nerdy Jeff. Now, entire world knows that her husband is a laughable moron who fell in love with a dumb bimbo. I think that if he just fucked some hot babe it wouldn't be so embarrassing. But this steamy romance straight from Danielle Steele novel is pure shame for someone fond of good literature.
     
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