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Amber Baker is a genetically modified, shamanistic, furry, dramawhore who is triggered by eggs and obsessed with placentas and fetuses. She enjoys yelling at people who don't know about her obscure triggers, disturbing children on the internet with her art, and calling anyone who disagrees with her an abuser. Amber is incredibly easy to provoke and throws massive, autistic tantrums when people call her out.

Here's a few more photos of herself:


IMPORTANT NOTES:
She has an account here. Last active Mar 31, 2020. If she finds this thread, she may go on a deleting spree.
She's a chronic liar and changes her story to get as much sympathy as possible. Be aware that not everything she says is the truth.
After being called out by @The enigma high, her deviantart and tumblr accounts were deactivated. She mostly confines herself to twitter and discord now.

A Brief Biopsy on Mental Illness:

She believes cbd/thc can be used to treat psychosis, and believes it 'cured' her of paraphilias and mental illnesses (that she still exhibits). While she does seem to exhibit some schizo-effective symptoms, it's difficult to tell how much is mental illness or her garnering sympathy. She believes her work place is trying to sabotage her from getting raises and that her family not wanting her around were simply delusions. The truth of the matter is that her work place keeps her on out of sympathy and her family doesn't want to associate with her because of her autistic outbursts. A co-worker was transferred because he was terrified of her obsessions with him. Any time her work ethic is criticized, she calls her boss abusive.


Whenever someone close to her tries to convince her to get help, she claims they've been hacked.

Believes she's a Shaman and that her " Shamanistic skills " are making her body more masculine.



Believes Travis Touchdown of No More Heroes possesses her body, which is why she calls herself two-spirit. She also otherkins cockroaches as well as " synpaths " with Rob Swire, Trevor Philips, & Lamar Davis, among other band members & video game characters.



Believes a video game character gave her genetic modification to cure her mental illnesses.


On top of these things, she:

• Claims to be a straight cis-female but calls herself butch, two-spirit, and tranny, has an obsession with “females with pseudo-penises,” and draws male characters with boobs and female characters with masculine body shapes.
• Hates They/Them pronouns and had a prior history of harassing anyone who used them. Now she only harasses people who call her They/Them pronouns when they are trying to be respectful, since she acts and dresses like a dude and calls herself Kevin.
• Is a furry but hates being called a furry.
• Is a part time juggalo.
• And more!

Egg Rants

She abhors eggs and is triggered by the mere mention of them.
It began as a gripe that people use eggs in all of their adopts and species lore. Eventually it spiraled into an obsessive disgust against eggs and egg related things. If someone she doesn't like draws or uses eggs in any way, she genuinely believes it's only to spite her.

Placenta Obsession

One of the things that can get Amber talking at great lengths is to mention placentas to her. Her entire fantasy universe is based on placentas. She can't have a casual conversation with a person without it somehow turning it into a discussion about placentas or afterbirth.

She's not above conspiracy theories and going into detail on her sexual exploits.

Furvilla Exploits
She believes Furvilla is run by her "abusers" who she compares to Al Capone and Jeffery Dahmer.

Archive
Furvilla.com is a furry pet website of a similar vein to Neopets. The difference is that you can upload art of your own personal fursonas (called painties) as the 'villagers' who serve as your pets. The site has a PG13 rating, and consists of furry 10yo kids pretending to be 13, all the way up to autistic adults in their mid thirties.

This is where the bulk of her cow-foolery took place.
Amber spent most of her time creating painties with the sole intent to disturb children and bend site upload rules. She pushed the rules so hard, several times, that the staff had to rewrite the rules, each time. One staff member claims to be traumatized by an extremely gory aborted fetus she drew and submitted to the site. It was rejected, and to this day, it has never been public.
In another situation, she attempted to pass a furry version of Persona 5's Joker off as her own character, which was rejected for copyright infringement. She was so triggered by rejection that she threw a massive tantrum and demanded the staff remove her infractions.
When custom items were open on the site, she commissioned items that pertained to her personal universe in order to push her lore onto the rest of the users, trying to make her fantasy world canon on Furvilla.
Below is what remains of the weird/disturbing things that may not be suitable for children before she wiped everything on one of her many quitting sprees. It's pretty tame compared to the peak of her infamy on the site.
Her character bios were incredibly in-depth and she expected everyone to read them. If you didn't know the extensive background of her characters, she would throw an autistic tantrum.

Furvilla Confessions, also known as FVC, is a tumblr drama blog used to document drama on Furvilla. It's just as full of dramawhores as the site itself.
Archive of every FVC posts about her up to 5/14/20.
There's a lot on each page. It gives a general idea of her behavior on Furvilla if you care to read.
Unfortunately, after @The enigma high here on KF called her out in the Personal lolcows thread, she went on a deleting/deactivating spree. So her tumblr accounts, and, subsequently, all of the comments on FVC submissions, are gone.
Archived in case she tries to clear her posts: https://archive.md/cMKjC
Right before FVC banned her from the blog, she went on a psychotic rant in the comments section of one of the posts about how everyone was her "abusers" trying to attack her. The enigma high mentions it in their posts, and I'm corroborating their story.
After she her Furvilla ban, she started posting conspiracy theories on the staff. She believes her "abusers" are running the site and trying to control the users as a hivemind. Any staff member that wasn't openly against her is considered a victim of the conspiracy.

Twitter rants about Furvilla and FursonaPins staff being her “abusers”:

Archive

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Discord Rants

She is well known for lengthy rants in both public and private discord servers. When people stop interacting with her, she'll go on diatribes about her fantasy universe, sexual obsessions with band members and video game characters, and of course placentas. If left alone long enough, she will start roleplaying with herself.

Her Artwork
Much of her work can be strange at first but quickly becomes uncanny and eventually disturbing.
She takes inspiration from a lot of sources but if you tell Kevin her art looks like one of her inspirations she gets triggered. Some of her inspirations/triggers are Attack on Titan, Robbie Rotten, and Pokemon.

Her fursona:

One of her gender-swapped species:

A Rob Swire inspired species:


One of her favorite pass-times is putting the faces of video game characters and band members she's sexually attracted to on the bodies of monsters.
Fetish Art
She has strange and obscure fetishes, and has no qualms about sharing them with anyone mildly interested.
If you tell her it's weird or make fun of her, she calls it a shit post and says you fell for her bait.
Fetus Art
One of the things she enjoyed grossing out kids the most with were her fetus drawings. She was especially amused by the visceral reactions of preteens.

Spore Obsession

She uses spore to live out sexual fantasies.


She has an obsession with Spore, the 2008 Maxis game, and would talk about the game ad nauseam in the Furvilla discord server. Most often she would recreate band members and video game characters she was sexually attracted to. The Spore community loathes her for her fixations, recreating real people in her games, and of course screaming at people for calling her by he/him pronouns.
As a retaliation, she created even more horrifying Spore creations, including one 'trypophobia monster', and the community members increased their aggression.


Legal Name: Amber Baker
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: Currently lives with her mother, Robin Baker, in Vandergrift, Pennsylvania.


Thank you, everyone, who provided me with discord screenshots and helped archive everything, even if I didn't use it.