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Trainwreck Amber Reid & FriendsAmberlynn, 500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech. Mooch, Drama Queen.

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Who weighs more: Amberlynn or Amy Slaton?

  1. Amberlynn

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    47.4%
  2. Amy Slaton

    235 vote(s)
    41.4%
  3. A Clydesdale Horse

    119 vote(s)
    21.0%
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  1. she uses this

     
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  2. Maybe thats why she was in the bathroom a long time at her job.
     
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  3. lezz be real. she uses
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  4. The tea is piping hot y'all.

    Some drama from the FB group happened back in January, when the farms was down. I would have initially posted it then, but you know.

    This same drama has resurfaced. It was recently confirmed Amberlynn has been lurking gossip sites (probably this one, and the mysterious Facebook group lolol), as well as going into AL discords as a black man named Damon White. Shit's hilarious. She spent weeks trying to defend herself as "Damon White" making it really obvious that it's her.

    I'm in contact with the farmer who initially suspected that AL is Damon White (the one who provided all the receipts) and I have their blessing to post all of this:

    This post is referring to Damon White, a member here that is a subject of controversy. Some of us believed he was Amberlynn himself, some believed he was a staunch supporter, and some believed he was an actual legitimate person. I (and the others who have helped me investigate this matter), are in the camp that we think he is Amberlynn himself or someone who is closely affiliated with her. The contents you will see shortly will lead you to make your own conclusions as to who he is. I'm only posting this because people have expressed interest, it's kind of irrelevant now that he's banned.

    I used to be part of the old discord group. Although there was a lot of negativity in that discord group, those who actually stuck around will know that Amberlynn herself has graced the discord with her presence on more than a few occasions. She and Destiny went under the name of "dr.wh0", "sunshine", and "obsessed" respectively. They would lurk despite seeing such nasty content about them being posted. Do not underestimate AL's narcissism - she will sit through pages and pages of hate because she is obsessed with what people are saying about her. She will try to assimilate into the community, either unnoticed or trying to play along with the group's rules so she can remain a member. I have seen her do it in the discord which is why I can easily make the assumption she would do it here too.

    Unfortunately the discord was purged because the previous administrator deleted the channel, along with all the evidence (perhaps a good thing because it was such a nasty channel). If I had access to old chat logs, I think it would be pretty indisputable that AL = Damon, because the stuff AL has said in the discord in the past, especially regarding Kasey, lesbians being raped, and denying abuse of Destiny is what Damon has said in verbatim, as you will see in the screenshots below.

    I have also included some of Damon’s responses to the Facebook group. For a “fan”, he’s awfully defensive at any criticism of Amberlynn! Not even the average Amberlynn supporter/Ambaby. Usually, supporters would blatantly insult Amberlynn “haters/trolls” or say something along the lines of “get a life”. It is very rare that a supporter will go out of their way to defend and scrutinize every single detail of a comment. Damon really sounds like a person who wants to defend their own reputation, based on how they are reacting.

    Why would AL pose as an African American educated male when she’s such a girly-girl lesbian? It’s obvious. Pose as someone the complete opposite of herself so that people will not suspect it’s her. This includes from time-to-time Damon insulting Amberlynn and agreeing with the haters. There have been moments when I have been looking through the Facebook comments and thinking that he’s genuine, then I remember all the other shit he’s said. Even if Damon isn't AL, you will see that "Damon White" is an obvious dummy account.

    The receipts can be found here:
    http://imgur.com/a/KTafN
    http://imgur.com/a/YUNEX


    Proof that Amberlynn is Damon White:

    From a reliable source.

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    So if anyone wants to trigger the pig herself, either call her Big AL or "Damon" on her Youtube comments or YouNow. Let's see her flip out lmao.

    For someone who hates negativity so much she sure loves to seek it out. Why disable the comments on her channel when she goes and seeks negativity in gossip pages anyway? Such a narcissist. She also was smug, acting like she didn't lurk the sites herself and got "eyes and ears" to do it for her. Pffft.
     
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  5. I still dont see why people think amy is bigger. Alr has got at least 75lbs on her.
     
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  6. nah man, this
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  7. Damon White requested to be in the fb group I am a part of. I seen the request and deleted the request. It was about 2 weeks ago. I immediately thought wtf is a black dude wanting to be a part of this train wreck to the point of searching and joining. This is so far from that demo imo. Glad I did.
     
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  8. With how much they all weigh and all those rolls you can probably smell it from a mile away...
     
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  9. I think it has a lot to do with weight distribution. Amy is shorter and has a very puffy face. She carries most of her weight in a way in which we can frequently see how big she is. Amy also has no guile. She never worries about flattering angles when she shoots her videos.
    ALR is much more aware of herself and her surroundings. I don't know which one is bigger. I know that either of them would kill that Clydesdale though.
     
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  10. the most recent full body picture of amberlynn i can find. 16423072_10154945385052512_35098034631161768_o.jpg
    its weird to think she has a tiny little skeleton under all that blubber..
     
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  11. She looks like the obvious Michelin Man but also:

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    edited: ok more accurate
     
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  13. Her body is so unfortunate. She doesn't even look like the Pillsbury dough boy, she just looks like straight up dough.
     
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  14. Watching Amberlynn walk makes me weep for that poor, poor skellington.

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  15. Jesus fucking Christ. Penguins look more mobile.


    The only thing AL sort of has going for her is that she isn't so big that she has to resort to wearing generic XXXXL XXXXXXXL shirts or muumuus a la 600LB Life.

    EDIT: Needed to up my observation. Thanks @xenomorph
     
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  16. ugh I'd bet anything she would later claim that guy on the right is checking her out/flirting with her....
     
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  17. shes a 4x dude
     
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  18. 6X, min. She can't even buy clothing at Torrid.
     
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  19. She looks like someone put a cup of whipped butter in a condom. Homegirl's so obese she has 3 sets of lumps on her front.
     
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  20. Thats right, I forgot she mentioned that. Good catch.
     
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